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Sometimes I wish cancel culture had been real. Just imagine how great it would be if some of these chuckleheads had lost all respect and ability to reach an audience the first time they started saying evil shit.

applying endless breadstick technology to beef stroganoff

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse

One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

HOWLING

A shipping label has been created

I think I've found a way to articulate what bothers me about the trajectory of the modern tech industry (and to some extent... society). We are on this Earth to provide for each other. That's the "mission" of humanity as I see it. This is incompatible with what the tech industry seeks to do.

the endgame of Bluesky is a year-round Eve 6/Mountain Goats residency at the Mohegan Sun unless they don't have craps tables at the Mohegan Sun, in which case we're Vegas-bound

The American Federation of Government Employees, the largest federal employee union, has now grown to a record size of 319,233 active members. 14,000 new members joined in the past five weeks. That’s nearly as many as the previous 12 months. minnesotareformer.com/2025/02/07/f...

I think it's worth repeating plainly that a federal judge halted Musk's federal funding freeze nearly two weeks ago but funds are still very much being frozen in violation of the court order.

Elon Musk is calling for the CFPB's remaining account balance of $711,586,678 to be returned to the American taxpayers. That you give everyone $2-$3. But returning Elon Musk’s money to taxpayers would give everyone about $1,300 each.

The CFPB is one of the American people’s best defenses against waste, fraud, and abuse. Demolishing it will, of course, lead to more waste, fraud, and abuse.

Asking people if they wanna see a cool rock you found is so important, because that’s the best way to know if you should invite them into your blanket fort to look at the Guinness book of world records

Tell me you're redlining without telling me you're redlining

I have to wonder about the American strategy of spending three decades defunding and mocking the humanities, forcing kids into STEM fields whether they like it or not, and then rug-pulling the entire US science & medical sector because you got mad at women online.

A New York legislator has introduced a bill to require social media companies that use personalized feeds to allow users to opt out of the algorithms. The proposal is part of Sen. Andrew Gounardes' Stop Addictive Feeds Exploitation for All Act. pluribusnews.com/news-and-eve...

A federal judge paused the bullshit deadline given to 2 million+ federal employees. (They were told to decide by the end of the day whether to resign or stay in their jobs in order.) The workers’ labor unions challenged the legality and are vigorously fighting back www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

I’d like to see Elon Musk make an all-electric submersible. I bet he can’t do it.

The Rhode Island Office of Energy Resources still can’t access more than $125 million of funding because of Trump/Musk. Funding for conservation, solar, energy efficiency, and more is all impacted.

Last year Elon Musk and SpaceX claimed the NLRB is unconstitutional after being accused of labor violations. Now under Trump, the NLRB is dropping its opposition to this claim. The labor board will no longer fight in court against the charges that it shouldn't exist.

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

TBH I would feel more assured that democrats in congress are fighting back if they were relentlessly pranking the majority than simply assuring us that illegal things are illegal so they can't be legal

just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

A judge has awarded a historic Black church in Washington control over the Proud Boys trademark after the far-right group defaulted on a $2.8 million judgment.

Route 4 in Paramus, NJ, yesterday. Posted on Facebook by John Weir @jweirdo.bsky.social.

If you organise a conference somewhere I can take a train to I am approximately three hundred times more likely to show up

DNC coded

Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.

OpenAI right now

It's been a week. The shock part is over; the awe part never happened. Time to be throwing sand into the fascist gears, y'all.

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

In this op-ed, two organizers explain how immigration activists and allies are mobilizing against the Trump administration's plans. Here’s how young people can take action ⤵️

A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad. GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE. youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...

why stop at boxes of wine let's have pyramids of wine and cylinders of wine and non-euclidean wine get on it science

Not letting people merge in an orderly fashion should lower your credit score

Here, you can put your cigarette out in my Mary Kate and Ash Tray

This just in: Republicans repeal the forward march of time

Started a band called ‘Duvet.’ All we play are covers

When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️

I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—

Do you think they will be rebooting school house rock to explain theocratic authoritarian rule? Because it seems a lot of the songs are outdated now.

Every time I decline a software update I take back a little of my power

COLD

I think the greatest movie that we'll never get to see is: shadowy black ops agents repeatedly attempting to murder Clark Kent, because he's breaking a huge story about tech-adjacent, governmental corruption, and repeatedly (ludicrously) failing, because they have no idea he's Superman