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KRANGAROO

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons

submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

i love that "chat" has emerged as a perfectly cromulent gender-neutral way of saying "guys"

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

'Adelaide's famed party hole' was actually my nickname at Uni.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun

submitted 9 days ago • 142 comments

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

submitted 13 days ago • 106 comments

yes hello she’s playing my song.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Professor of evilology here. Evil people often lie to obscure their true motives. 🧵

submitted 21 days ago • 159 comments

Obsessed with the Brazilian edition of God Emperor of Dune

submitted 41 days ago • 24 comments

[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?

submitted 42 days ago • 233 comments

I had sworn to my father’s ghost I’d avenge his murder at the hands of his brother, then with aggrieved reason did drive my lover to drown herself, but slay her father and brother, and send bosom friends to their deaths before assassinating my uncle. AITA?

submitted 79 days ago • 52 comments

terrible beatboxing noises “My name is Mark Z and I’m here to say that i’m letting people use slurs in a different way!”

submitted 46 days ago • 1162 comments

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

submitted 46 days ago • 761 comments

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

submitted 46 days ago • 289 comments

this facebook thing is hideous and hateful and egregious in its singling-out of the lgbtq community, but also, just occurred to me that we are now set on a course towards boomers eating tide pods

submitted 46 days ago • 185 comments

VC bro who's been mad keen to pay less tax suddenly discovers that taxes fund public services. As noted in the thread, he's already evacuated, just wants people to risk their lives to save his house in particular.

submitted 46 days ago • 7 comments

I recently caught Balatro, which is short for ‘Balls-Atrophy’; testicular shrinkage occurring after f*cking up an easy Blind on ante 7 of 8 with an unforced error.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

submitted 77 days ago • 17 comments

Hooray!

submitted 46 days ago • 35 comments

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

submitted 48 days ago • 54 comments

Seriously. I sue drug companies, you don't have to tell me they suck, nor explain to me the risks of pharmaceuticals. But vaccines are different, they're like stealing fire from the Gods and burning plagues with it. Their benefit/risk ratio is downright magical.

submitted 48 days ago • 176 comments

If I was the richest person on earth one of my main goals would be that if some loser was on streams getting dunked on over and over there wouldn’t be a robust discussion going on if that was actually me. And I definitely wouldn’t want people to be going “well he’s not quite pathetic enough”

submitted 50 days ago • 8 comments

Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there

submitted 50 days ago • 64 comments

nosferatu is about being too much of a beta male to stop another guy from emailing your wife

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

It’s genocide. It’s not even an argument. Israel will wear this stain for generations to come. It will never rub off. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

submitted 50 days ago • 84 comments

it is satisfyingly poetic that the richest man in the world wants nothing more than to be good at posting but sucks so bad at it. grimm’s fairy tale type shit. just need the last part of the tale to kick in though

submitted 51 days ago • 74 comments

I want a judge with a short robe and a loooooong docket

submitted 50 days ago • 22 comments

counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations

submitted 50 days ago • 204 comments

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

submitted 64 days ago • 150 comments

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop bill murray into a film he should have been in.

submitted 64 days ago • 173 comments

submitted 64 days ago • 33 comments

Her: 🎶 I really can't stay... Him: 🎶 But baby it's cold outside Her: 🎶 I've got pepper spray... Him: 🎶 But baby it's-- wait what? AHHHHHHHHGHFUCK

submitted 63 days ago • 8 comments

I bought one of these vests specifically to smuggle ‘outside-candy’ into movie theatres

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

And that's the News From Omelas.

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...

submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

Albanese government approves four coalmine expansions as Greens condemn ‘despicable’ move

submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

Me in 2004, teaching 10th graders: For the love of god don't cite Wikipedia, it's not a reliable source Me in 2024, to literally anyone in earshot: Good ol' Wikipedia, the only thing the internet hasn't fucked up yet

submitted 66 days ago • 95 comments

i hope this unbearable load is pancaked by 2.5 tons of limestone. i hope it's like the monty python intro. i hope another youtube load pays kids to disturb his grave

submitted 66 days ago • 18 comments