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i'm uncurling like a young fern. watch out for ticks!!
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peace beyond serenity www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Someone came out of the yarn room

submitted 10 days ago • 183 comments

bro it's like a wyeth painting in there *pointing to farmhouse doorway filled with a crisp and dramatic darkness*

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

in case you forgot: 2021 was the year of the Haunted House 2022 was the year of the Canal 2023 was the year of Intentionally Left Blank 2024 was the year of the Dumpling

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

A red-rumped parrot feeding in the grass, 2021 🪶

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

The Patron Saint of Lemon Fairies

submitted 39 days ago • 23 comments

thinking about making an all-green outfit. going plant mode for my mid-twenties

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

houyughh

submitted 41 days ago • 27 comments

cyanotypographer

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

This is my first rodeo, But I’m getting amazing advice and tips from all the horses and cows

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

Me: *minding my business, walking home at night, enjoying the serenity of my neighborhood The internet the next day: Alien caught on doorbell cam. Creature on cam exhibits awkward gait not of this earth. Silhouette on doorbell cam no resemblance to human or any known animal. Creature looks stinky.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

the drooper

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

man if i was a bluefin tuna just hanging out in the atlantic and they hauled me up out of the ocean and started calling me "fatty fish" and "oily fish" i'd take it really personally

submitted 62 days ago • 11 comments

everytime i walk into an arcade now i involuntarily think "i'm going to get i saw the tv glowed" and smile

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

They’re coming out with new lang syne

submitted 193 days ago • 6 comments

"women holding strange creatures," quentin blake

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

broke this principle out of politeness yesterday and i must say. not missing much

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

when he all tuckered out from chewing cords and you gotta relax in the bathroom sink for some fuckin reason

submitted 70 days ago • 24 comments

always surprising how easy it is to make me become an unapologetic misandrist. tbf to me i don't like being harassed

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

it has been discovered that beetle has secreted the end of a loaf in an inaccessible location and is returning regularly to snaffle extra carbs

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

caves of qud death in 22 turns

submitted 90 days ago • 9 comments

[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good

submitted 92 days ago • 8 comments

uuuugh, my train is stuck due to signal problems near where my ex lives. Her cadre of cats are all over the train tapping and meowing on my car and the combined sound forms a human voice criticizing my hair

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Actually I was only lost in the woods for around 24 hours. I didn't really "survive" on berries. i just ate some berries

submitted 98 days ago • 17 comments

More rat drawing.

submitted 104 days ago • 2 comments

hi everyone! just put together a starter pack of people on here i would pluck out of the ground if they were pikmin and make them follow me around collecting soda cans and dead batteries

submitted 104 days ago • 18 comments

bread time let's have a bread

submitted 105 days ago • 80 comments

spending most of my recovery warming the boy

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SUPERTRAMP: take a look at my girlfriend ME: can do SUPERTRAMP: don’t you look at my girlfriend!!! ME: what’s happening

submitted 111 days ago • 7 comments

99% of people who bottle up their emotions stop bottling them up before they go away forever. keep bottling.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

we have progressed from "horror film" to merely "deeply uncomfortable-looking"

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Bad day at work. Another ballet student fell into the room full of barbed wire. Not even sure why we have that.

submitted 516 days ago • 18 comments

(texting my therapist) I ate three !!! Whole meals today !!!! THERAPIST: omg im so proud of you :) (texting my evil therapist) I smoked TEN cigarettes >:))) THERAPIST (EVIL): hell yes lfg!!!!!!!!

submitted 470 days ago • 2 comments

your eye can bleed a surprising amount without it being a problem

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

held a freshly-picked mushroom in one hand and a soft toy rat in the other this morning. adventure game character-type inventory

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

i think the pipe organ should be in more places than churches and stadiums. the office pipe organ should play the start of peter gabriel's sledgehammer when your friend steve comes in the door.

submitted 130 days ago • 61 comments