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Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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he said, "i just want you to be happy" i said, "oh no i have some bad news for you"

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My only criticism of George Orwell’s 1984 is that it wasn’t titled 2025.

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Hemingway, evergreen

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Personally, my favorite part of work is hiding in the bathroom.

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I like my dog more than I like humans

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Show me on the doll where pronoun usage hurt you.

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

The hatred of critical thinking is killing us.

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

My mother: openly dislikes me Me: why don’t you like me My mother: :O

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Those who uphold the rule of law save their country.

submitted 12 days ago • 182 comments

statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

submitted 13 days ago • 62 comments

Started // Going

submitted 15 days ago • 59 comments

not trying to be funny not trying to get a laugh but do any of these…fuckers…ever just keel over and die?

submitted 16 days ago • 230 comments

"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

submitted 16 days ago • 2371 comments

One year closer to death 🎉🥳

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"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity" Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

submitted 17 days ago • 478 comments

It’s like being held hostage by the tiniest d*ck measuring contest

submitted 17 days ago • 58 comments

AWAKE

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My high school bully becoming a nurse is just a circle completing itself. Like the family tree she's creating by having baby daddies who are related.

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Trump is shutting down the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, an agency that has returned nearly $20 billion to consumers since it was created in 2011. The CFPB helps businesses who play by the rules not be disadvantaged by businesses who cheat. Shutting it down will only hurt American consumers.

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Wall-E is starting to look like the optimistic outcome.

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Monday thought:

submitted 18 days ago • 638 comments

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

submitted 22 days ago • 1765 comments

Would love to see Trump get a pop quiz on The Constitution which he’s expected to uphold.

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we should make more billionaire submarines, as a treat

submitted 24 days ago • 35 comments

Is it just me, or is giving a shit about other people considered far left now?

submitted 24 days ago • 237 comments

Free-bleeding on the white seat of my Uber's Tesla is a political statement.

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Since we're renaming things. Sorry Colorado and New Mexico.

submitted 24 days ago • 624 comments

Black History is 365 Days! Black Inventor’s

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Americans looking at Canada like

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hollywood's got a lot to answer for imo for instance getting us to believe that villains would be intelligent and interesting

submitted 25 days ago • 77 comments

I love how it's always "back to the states" until it's something they want, then it's for everyone.

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If you're asking what the point of a protest is, I'd like to point you to a history book and then to the news.

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elected democrats are to voters what landlords are to tenants. painted-over-the-outlet-ass party

submitted 26 days ago • 10 comments

You guys. I don't think anyone's coming to save us.

submitted 26 days ago • 103 comments

The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up

submitted 27 days ago • 119 comments

Democratic politicians with the power to help stop mango mussolini:

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Current mood..

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

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