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I made egg this morning like I’m some sort of millionaire…

reaching out

huh...

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customer: your darkest roast please barista: it looks like helen keller tried to cut your hair with a knife and fork

So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction

Ok who did this? 💀😭

LA restaurants offering free meals to fire evacuees: Yeastie Boys (Multiple locations) Bar Etoile (East Hollywood) Fiorelli Pizza (Venice) Bé Ù (Silver Lake) Danny Boy's (Downtown + Westwood) Oy Bar (Studio City) Sunday Gravy (Inglewood) Dudley Market (Venice) LaSorted's (Silver Lake)

"You better fix my entire life" ~Me to my coffee

The cyber truck is now being called the Deplorean? ☠️🤣

A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type. The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"

I already burned 2000 cal today I left my food in the oven too long

My Live feed not impressed with 2025 🙈

This will never get old 🤣

Congratulations! We are all within hours of surviving 2024 & ready to face the challenges of the decade that will be 2025.

If poodles are teacups pugs are deffo mugs

I ate a kids meal at McDonalds today. His mom was pissed at me

What a cute name 🩷

“I wish I hadn’t eaten all that pineapple,” I said dolefully.

I think car window tint should be illegal because the way you all drive sometimes I need to see what’s going on in there

She didn’t think through the logistics of this, if she’s being honest.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.