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"And this whole thing was, incredibly, shot in one continuous take, no hidden edits." I know, I can tell by the awkward staging and tortuous pace

I love that this one still makes the rounds.

If all the Pixar movies take place in the same universe, it implies the machinery in Inside Out use is connected to the mechanical hair pulleys Remy uses in Ratatouille. In other words, a skilled enough rat could control not only your movements, but also your emotions and ability to form memories.

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...

I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.

Always a pleasure to see French artists as directors of most episodes of "Common Side Effects" : Camille Bozec (she directed 4 episodes) and Vincent Tsui (3 episodes). Big up to the whole team, not forgetting Sean Buckelew (3 episodes) & Benjy Brooke (supervising director).

DEATH NOTE ENDING SPOILERS: I don't know if I'll ever be able to top this one.

Happy Mario Day!

if you own a tesla it’s not too late to trade it in to get a better electric vehicle, while simultaneously harming tesla as a business and it’s stock prices

i imagine elon musk couldn’t stop crying that people are being mean to him and trump had to do this to get him to stop. elon migbt be the all time most pathetic man in history

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence. This is a campaign of eradication. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

The Illegal For the Stock Market to Go Down Act of 2025

Dave Matthews' Tour Bus

democratic leadership is going to see how the democratic and leftist base is far more energized by al greens actions than elissa slotkins horrible sleepy speech and decide they want 10 more elissa slotkins

It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it

i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington

tried to start a commune on myst island but fell apart over basic things like taking out garbage, doing dishes, who resets the puzzles at night, which brother to give the pages to, who gets to sleep in the spaceship, etc

We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

it’s so cool and good for all of us that republicans live in a world that is complete fan fiction

I wonder if "Dunkin' Donuts" is a sly nod to "dunking" one's donut into a cup of coffee. If so, hilarious

wow!!

not going to lie it’s pretty bleak that we’re having to explain to people who are supposedly democrats as to why ronald reagan was bad

whenever i use the train in chicago it makes me realize like wow. this country used to be allowed to do build something half decent decades ago

the divorce begins now

(Appearing to my 2007 self) DONT go into that locker room. The lacrosse team beats you within an inch of your life which activates your latent dragon abilities, ruining your chances of being normal. LISTEN TO ME! 😫 2007 me, headphones on: Ooh girl, shock me like an eclectic eel

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

new saddest six word story just dropped

I can't think of another video I've made aging better than this?

I won't reupload all my old videos, but this was a special one. This popped off in a bunch of places. Still real proud of it.

if you're horny, THEY'RE horny. let your nonbinary oomfs (mainly me) hit it a little.

Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage

my biggest conspiracy theory is that paypal is at the center of evil. elon musk, peter thiel, and bryan johnson, that billionaire that consumes his sons blood, all were in early paypal

let my story be told: in 2022 Hollywood mogul Terry Bradshaw sold me authentic cuban cigars that turned out to be Really hard pieces of poop

They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus

Another oldie I'm pretty happy with.

King is a good boy.

a short story

This isn't meant to be a dunk, but I'm genuinely surprised when people don't understand that journalists generally cannot take part in activism if they want to be taken seriously as journalists

it’s not even an outrageous claim to say this. this is what they want. this peter thiel backed operation praxis nation is openly stating this as their goal. the front man of praxis nation is currently the US ambassador to Denmark, and is the same guy who pushed the “let’s buy greenland” story

elon musk was in this room wearing this t-shirt he found on amazon like 2 weeks ago lmfao

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

5 SEASONS AND A MOVIE

ummm there is a cheeto in the white house methinks 😝

Holy shit, I've hit the big time. I just got a giant box of very rare and very cool merchandise for my favorite show on TV, and one of my favorite shows ever: Reacher

"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"