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in my experience being alive is mainly running errands

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

I love reading serious stories about guys who believe AGI is real, it feels like a bunch of millionaires plotting to find and capture Santa Claus

submitted 10 days ago • 65 comments

pronouncing "NSAID" in my head so it partially rhymes with "açai" for no apparent reason

submitted 22 days ago • 46 comments

I would love for someone to research how much time the average person spends per year having to go through two-factor authentication

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My teen just told me, “you’re like 100 years old but you’re also a baby. Like Baby Yoda.” This is the worst I’ve ever been owned, including online.

submitted 33 days ago • 52 comments

ok, if the government won't do it, i guess i'll just have to monitor e. coli outbreaks by myself

submitted 65 days ago • 38 comments

Obviously this is the macroeconomic climate I’ve been waiting for to build my factory

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness

submitted 78 days ago • 29 comments

babe what's wrong you've barely touched your holistic pizza that represents ancestral healing

submitted 80 days ago • 97 comments

BREAKING: everything

submitted 87 days ago • 9 comments

Quality doom to scroll today I see

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 121 days ago • 25 comments

a world with noodles in it is a world worth saving

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

submitted 125 days ago • 108 comments

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the HOKEEPER Clothing Rack. There are many ways to present a picture of a clothing rack. But there is one best way. This is it. This is objectively the best picture of a clothing rack you will ever see. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DG2MDSY...

submitted 131 days ago • 9 comments

Obviously.

submitted 137 days ago • 8 comments

What rough beast

submitted 137 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 140 days ago • 78 comments

It's bagel time.

submitted 141 days ago • 4 comments

The world is collapsing and yet I still worry about tidying up the kitchen all day.

submitted 147 days ago • 48 comments

before tiktok, before bluesky, before twitter, before meta, before it all, there were sewers. after all, there will be sewers.

submitted 153 days ago • 173 comments

how it feels to drive at night with astigmatism:

submitted 154 days ago • 506 comments

when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree

submitted 180 days ago • 65 comments

eating garlic knots in bed like the lord intended

submitted 181 days ago • 3 comments

happy "mad dash to finish handmade holiday gifts that you should've started at least a month earlier" week to all who celebrate!

submitted 185 days ago • 6 comments

Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.

submitted 189 days ago • 689 comments

Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.

submitted 200 days ago • 56 comments

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

submitted 212 days ago • 365 comments

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

submitted 212 days ago • 809 comments

hahaha this is excruciating

submitted 228 days ago • 11 comments

Good morning and happy November. It is now time to not set our kitchens on fire.

submitted 232 days ago • 130 comments

"I should move this cup of water so I don't knock it over," I say to myself as I reach for it, knocking it over, spilling water all the fuck over the place.

submitted 233 days ago • 9 comments

me: wave ur hands in the air the crowd: /o/ /o/ \o\ \o\

submitted 236 days ago • 1 comment

Just saw a woman holding up her phone to someone else’s window to show their cat a photo of her cat

submitted 239 days ago • 5 comments

people are always talking about the danger of kids being exposed to drugs and sex but no one ever says a word about the danger of telling impressionable youths that when you read books you deserve a pizza

submitted 244 days ago • 9 comments