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Just a guy who loves fantasy, horror, and monsters.
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GOW: Stalker

"In the foreground is a Witches' Sabbath: the fortune-teller sits within a chalk circle, surrounded by other witches, satyrs & imaginary figures." The Rijks Museum

Jesus fucking god NO #horrorwriterschat

The first time he saw one during the day time, he knew they were getting too bold. He packed up the car that afternoon, his paltry belongings shoved in the trunk. As he sped off, he saw one striding out from around a building, staring after him. This time, it looked a little like Mark.

I read the JFK files. Turns out his head just did that.

the monkey

++ THE MOVING FORTRESS OF BRITANNIA ++ “They say Britannia no longer rules the waves. This is indeed correct. For wherever it goes, the Moving Fortress rules the land, sea and the sky all at once.” #trenchcrusade #wargaming

This is one the cutest fanarts I've ever seen.

We’re just innocent men

wow, they released the files and it turns out JFK was still alive until just a few years ago, living in an old folks home in rural Texas alongside Elvis Presley

Dark Fantasy is cool actually, as long as you remember to include these key ingredients: 1. Guy in weird armor 2. Grotesque monsters 3. Magic, but it fucks you up when you use it 4. Religious fanaticism 5. Skulls 6. Gore Live by these rules and you can never fail.

The Sister Lich. Another Halloween Cowboy piece. I'm kinda having fun making these collages. Trying work on my composition skills.

Your fantasy story should have monsters in it. Monsters that aren’t in a D&D monster manual. Make new monsters.

ELRIC: exciting news, my love. I can now empirically prove that dogs have souls. ZAROZINIA: uh ELRIC: there's also some bad news that I have ZAROZINIA: does it have to do with where Patches ran off to, and your evil soul-drinking blade ELRIC: way to jump to conclusions ELRIC:...that being said,

In sunken R'lyeh Cthulhu goes schlooorpppfff

Oh Christopher Lee, we’re really in it now.

[Red Angel born out of the White Devil ] or [The Death of Gravity]

holy shit

my dj name is Noiseferatu and boy do i suck

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

Got @dorianlynskey.bsky.social's book "Everything Must Go" from the library and read exactly 9 pages before realizing I needed to buy it because I couldn't read this without highlighting stuff

'ASK ME A RIDDLE,' Blaine invited. 'Fuck you,' Roland said. He did not raise his voice.

Monster heads up your ass!

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

Snack break

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

At this point it might legitimately just be easier for me to keep a ‘Days Since Tennessee Mentioned’ counter whenever I watch @lastweektonight.com

lib puritans when the latest republican 'anti-degeneracy' bill is yet another flimsy excuse to brutalize women and queer people

pls don’t disturb him

𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖆𝖜

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day the truly Irish way: open rebellion against any who try to repress or control you. We need more of that here in the U.S.

Masque of the Red Death screenshots i forgot i took

whatever *fires a beam that sweeps across an area and makes a string of explosions a few seconds later*

giallo be having titles like The Bottle of the Gummy Flintstones

what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke? margaret thatcher's

Discount Oujo-sama: Darling Deal #CiArt

yeah bitch