wow, they released the files and it turns out JFK was still alive until just a few years ago, living in an old folks home in rural Texas alongside Elvis Presley
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I hate that Robert would lie like this, after years of trust being built up: a closer reading of the original documents will show that yes while JFK was alive until a few years ago, he lived in an old folks home next to the one Elvis Presley lived in. And by sealed testimony hated each other.
That is such a lie!
Marilyn Monroe faked her death and smoked his ass and lived happily ever after in the nice little red and white two story cabin on the west side of Angel Island in SF Bay.
I've got to say, when I read how they did pulled it off, I felt so stupid for not getting it sooner.
The pills that make your head explode had already made their way from the Secret Nepalese Navy Labs into the American black market by the late 50's. The trained eels were a nice touch, though.
Actual phone conversation I've had:
Me: we should add Bubba-Hotep to our movie night list.
Friend: what's that?
Me: (explains plot)
Him: ...what?
Me: Also JFK is black now.
Him: WHAT?!
Me: Anyway, goodnight
Him: No, you can't just drop that on me and then-
(click)
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“Nah, there was no bullets. My head just does that from time to time”
Surprisingly no mention of JFK’s orgies with The Greys and the Martians on Uranus Space Station 69.
Imagine if they had an adventure together, fighting a ressurected mummy!
Marilyn Monroe faked her death and smoked his ass and lived happily ever after in the nice little red and white two story cabin on the west side of Angel Island in SF Bay.
The pills that make your head explode had already made their way from the Secret Nepalese Navy Labs into the American black market by the late 50's. The trained eels were a nice touch, though.
Or there's always AO3, if you like that sort of thing
Me: we should add Bubba-Hotep to our movie night list.
Friend: what's that?
Me: (explains plot)
Him: ...what?
Me: Also JFK is black now.
Him: WHAT?!
Me: Anyway, goodnight
Him: No, you can't just drop that on me and then-
(click)
After all, everyone knows he was flown out of the US with Jimmy Hoffa by Amelia Earhardt.