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I’ve seen Armegeddon more this past month than I have in the last 25 years. Little do they know everyone is rooting for the asteroid now.

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someone always ruins a good “easy dinner” post bragging about freezer meals and meal planning. we all hate you.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Maybe I’ll treat my family to 4 or 5 eggs.

submitted 18 hours ago • 23 comments

Idiocracy was a documentary

submitted 1 day ago • 606 comments

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

submitted 2 days ago • 483 comments

It seems almost unavoidable at this point that we are headed for a deep, deep recession. Just based on 200K+ federal firings & pullback of contracts, the March employment report (to be released April 4) seems certain to show bigger job losses than any month ever outside of a few in 2008-9 and 2020.

submitted 4 days ago • 1053 comments

i hope this led headlight shit isn’t a bit because i genuinely feel so seen knowing everyone else hates them and thinks there should be legislation or some shit against their brightness

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

This feels so relevant right now.

submitted 6 days ago • 171 comments

The Oregon Trail generation speaks

submitted 9 days ago • 162 comments

Can we stop pretending that the Amazon Melania doc was just a normal movie deal? www.wsj.com/politics/ele...

submitted 8 days ago • 21 comments

It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

submitted 10 days ago • 1152 comments

UBER ONE has charged me 9.99 out of the blue. I’ve never used uber or uber eats in my life. Now I have a 9.99 recurring charge w/ NO IDEA how to cancel & every # online to call is not a valid phone # anymore. awesome. Also if you google, it appears this is something they just do to people at random

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

They want to destroy the universities because they believe that it's the universities that are turning kids away from far-right reactionary cultural preferences. Thus they want the universities either indoctrinating young people into far-right beliefs, or they want them gone.

submitted 14 days ago • 120 comments

Tom Cruise woke up one day and looked 62.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

After #SCOTUS blocked Biden's student loan program, he attempted to achieve similar results through a program based upon a different statute. That's not "defying the courts" any more than Congress did when it relied upon the Commerce Clause, not 14A, to enact Title II of the Civil Rights Act.

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

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So everybody saying we don’t need to worry about any of this stuff because it’s not legal. When do those legal folks step in and turn everything back to normal? Is that happening Monday? Tuesday?

submitted 15 days ago • 1167 comments

I literally eat Vitamin D gummies by the handful. How am I so exhausted by life?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

the professor in my real estate law class had to use the wayback machine for HUD pages on disability accommodations in housing for this week's unit on fair housing. grim.

submitted 18 days ago • 106 comments

“Wow, the phone in this dream has been ringing forever.” - me, 43 minutes into sleeping through my alarm

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

submitted 21 days ago • 1707 comments

Can we just do away with “throw blankets” already? Or maybe we should just call them lap blankets.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I ordered pizza & the restaurant contracted the delivery to uber eats. Just got a notice that Isaac is picking up my order… ON A BIKE… with 3 inches of snow on the ground. I am DYING

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The vanity of this man’s narcissistic incompetence and needing to know and do everything himself is going to be our only saving grace

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

what the fuck is wrong with this man?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Once again, a fundamental reason why so many academics despise Trump, Vance, Musk & company is that we’ve all had our share of The Guy Who Didn’t Do The Reading But Demands to Be Heard

submitted 23 days ago • 118 comments

Hope its filled with picture books

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

submitted 25 days ago • 99 comments

Its awesome when the leader of your country writes vague EOs freezing funding on things that impact every decision of citizens lives with no heads up whatsoever. Can I get the mortgage or not? Will my job exist in a few months or not? Will my students receive aid to finish their degree or not?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Not one mention of the fact that student loan payments were paused during the great coming upeth of the millennials from 2019-2025. This is journalistic malpractice.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

TIL that a shirley temple is just cherry sprite.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I get flipped off for beeping at someone sitting through a green light? How does a beep make me the bad guy?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

they chose eggs as the poster food for inflation prices & God was like oh no you didn’t and gave all the chickens the flu. So all the chickens got together and called in sick & egg prices went through the roof!!! — my Drunk History audition in ten years

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I’m no lawyer or legislator but I think there’s a need for a new Schoolhouse Rock sequel. “How a Bill that became a Law, was upheld by the Supreme Court but is no longer a law anymore.”

submitted 34 days ago • 78 comments

still holding my breathe for a zippity zip signature for student loan cancellation

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

why does it look like The More You Know logo is crashing back to earth

submitted 37 days ago • 162 comments

the new admin could literally just defend the save plan, keep it, & people would be not only able to pay their student loans but happy about having the option

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

the irony of khabib being escorted off a plane by some pudgy white guy named josh is not lost on me

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