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Adults only. Hi there, I'm an artist, weirdo, tiny silly bean and writer. I'm am shy, hello.
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oh hey everyone did you know symptoms that cause stress can often be avoided by REDUCING STRESS?? GREAT ILL JUST HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL IM DESTRESSED THANKS

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I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school. Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

submitted 39 days ago • 528 comments

After much conseddirashun of tha paw, i hav comb to tha conclusion: itis goode fore deliver a slapp. Thatis why i call them slappers.

submitted 39 days ago • 24 comments

Stoneybatter

submitted 39 days ago • 46 comments

When gender confirmation is being a man getting ignored on dating apps lol

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Why is it always crusty ass old men who want to step all over our rights? Atleast if you're gonna step on us give us a big tiddy goth president.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.

submitted 75 days ago • 186 comments

[closes book, slowly removes glasses, and thoughtfully cleans them with a small cloth] I honestly don't think Waldo is in there

submitted 76 days ago • 39 comments

For many of my author friends. The typo makes it even funnier.

submitted 75 days ago • 161 comments

Happy Caturday!

submitted 89 days ago • 274 comments

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

submitted 95 days ago • 2191 comments

i love how cats just slap everything they don't understand

submitted 98 days ago • 338 comments

So I've been putting together a playlist of all the music I hear when going into Tesco for my shop and when I started this mission I was just sitting there like "man, Tesco has a great soundtrack."

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submitted 99 days ago • 43 comments

Timeline cleanse—Thomas the cat after a hard day

submitted 100 days ago • 252 comments

"fatherless behaviour" is my favourite term to describe half the shit I do. Like you're right. I probably would chill out if someone loved me enough to be there.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I've been in the emergency room for 11 hours now- Save me.

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posting my most popular tweet ever on here 👍 #Haikyuu

submitted 101 days ago • 66 comments

The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger

submitted 101 days ago • 387 comments

Best Flavor - Gator Days

submitted 101 days ago • 177 comments

I suppose at some point I'll have to do something art related on here....

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

what if your ideas are as in love with you as you are with them? what if your creativity spends its days dreaming about you too? what if art is a co-creation between you (the vessel) & the eternal source of all things? what if this act of making is the universe experiencing itself through you?

submitted 101 days ago • 238 comments

When it says feels like -4 it feels like -4. Don't question it, it just is.

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Lol

submitted 103 days ago • 479 comments

This feels like old OLD twitter and I'm so down for it. Let's vibe y'all.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The void calls- It wants snackies.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"

submitted 104 days ago • 402 comments

I almost missed #Caturday 😥 please allow me to show you this blurry photo of the totally normal and not at all weird way Louise sits. And then one picture of her being pretty.

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it’s almost 2025 and you’re telling me I still have to manually write the book I have in my head instead of daydreaming about it and it appearing on my laptop completely edited and ready for publishing? so much for being tech advanced 🙄 #writersproblem 💙📚 #sendhelp

submitted 104 days ago • 780 comments

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

submitted 104 days ago • 326 comments

I am but a little man in a very big world. Somebody send snacks before I evaporate into the void.

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