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I'd like to urge my American fans to call their state representatives & strongly advocate against voting for the SAVE Act, which takes voting rights away from millions of people, especially women, minorities, & those in rural areas. Click to learn more: www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...

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GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation. Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwlB...

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"A classic Poncy is identified by its distinctive bubbling asthmatic wheeze, hemophilia, incontinence, and limbs that are too short for actual locomotion. This is Queen Victoria Poncy Spaniel number three, Sir Popsicle Dribbling Quisling Mallard Oligarch."

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

It’s the same picture

submitted 11 days ago • 283 comments

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

submitted 14 days ago • 3187 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 15 days ago • 1041 comments

Another MAGA J6 ‘Patriot’ to add to the list going back into jail.

submitted 16 days ago • 410 comments

This is Nobu. He is an ungovernable gremlin sometimes. Will become slightly less chaotic when given a pup cup. 12/10

submitted 17 days ago • 95 comments

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

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🧵Someone from the /r/fednews subreddit put together a list of all the Elon folks working for DOGE. They are: Amanda Scales Brian Bjelde Riccardo Biasini Anthony Armstrong Steve Davis Baris Akis Thomas Shedd Edward Coristine Russell Vought Michael Peters Josh Gruenbaum Russell “Rusty” McGranahan

submitted 21 days ago • 60 comments

one of my strongest held beliefs is that we will not fix any of our most serious problems unless we are willing to hold a Nuremberg for social media executives, funders and engineers

submitted 22 days ago • 109 comments

Jesus when the fuck was that

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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-int...

submitted 23 days ago • 73 comments

the upside of destroying the FAA is that all the flying car manufacturers i see at CES every year will finally get a chance to offer average Americans the opportunity to carry out an affordable 9/11 of their own

submitted 23 days ago • 83 comments

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

submitted 24 days ago • 555 comments

The other day I forgot to finish my tea and I put it in the fridge and had it the next morning and it was like receiving a special gift and I was grateful.

submitted 24 days ago • 125 comments

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

submitted 24 days ago • 575 comments

FAA says a military helicopter collided with the American Airlines passenger jet from Wichita near DCA. There must be immediate hearings on how the federal government/Department of Defense allowed this to happen and if removal of safety protocols and recent personnel changes led to this incident.

submitted 24 days ago • 1669 comments

I have been informed it is Threshold Day 🦎🦎🦎 A day of unmitigated lust! But such darling baby lizards…

submitted 25 days ago • 56 comments

This is... absolutely devastating. I have been obsessed with Dragon Age since I first picked up Origins in 2009. To see so many of the people who gave me these games get thrown out like this is earth-shattering. #ThankYouDADevs for everything you gave us. I will always treasure these games.

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thank you God for killing that guy and sparing me 🙏

submitted 29 days ago • 63 comments

i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away. i have forgotten my wallet.

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Trump 2.0 in a nutshell...

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submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"

submitted 35 days ago • 249 comments