Also I made a playlist for tomorrow of “mostly normal” christmasey music, but with 10% of kinda fucked up/weird/raunchy Christmas songs. Did you know there’s a song called “Santa’s Bussy?” Now you do. - ThreadSky

medus4.com • 184 days ago

Also I made a playlist for tomorrow of “mostly normal” christmasey music, but with 10% of kinda fucked up/weird/raunchy Christmas songs.
Did you know there’s a song called “Santa’s Bussy?” Now you do.

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hardlylurkin.bsky.social•184 days ago

Revision3 Gazette - VC Baby (2007)
iJustine and Eric Troyer!
https://archive.org/download/Revision3Gazette

littlejimmy61.bsky.social•184 days ago

WTH, that’s concerning.

jonathan2153.bsky.social•184 days ago

That’s weird but not surprising.

graptopetalum.bsky.social•184 days ago

Should throw in some Hanukkah songs!

neonsociety.bsky.social•184 days ago

That is brilliant. Hahahaha

arnie58.bsky.social•184 days ago

You added "What's in my big Sack" already?

notagback5.bsky.social•184 days ago

Can I request ‘Mrs. Claus Has A Red Nosed Strap On’ ?

weems.swifties.social•184 days ago

Hahaha this is the way

kleva1.bsky.social•184 days ago

I love this thread 😂😂😂

aj.reznor.com•184 days ago

Unsolicited suggestions:
Christmas with the Devil - Spinal Tap
Mistress for Christmas - AC/DC

wayne54-70.bsky.social•184 days ago

If you haven't yet, check out Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al.

cairolikethecity.bsky.social•184 days ago

Shocked that “a Christmas Duel” by the Hives and Cyndi Lauper hasn’t been suggested yet.

medus4.com•184 days ago

It’s on there!!

doctor-lesbian.bsky.social•184 days ago

Jinkx and Dela have some saucy Christmas parodies as well.

kerfufflednb.bsky.social•184 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1-XD_C3jh4

directorduke.bsky.social•184 days ago

Hey, Skinny Santa is a banger.

jun34u.bsky.social•184 days ago

Don’t forget “Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call” by Bleachers

weems.swifties.social•184 days ago

I love Bleachers

medflightdoc.bsky.social•184 days ago

“Bizarre Christmas Incident” by Ben Folds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=elFIkqlE-FA

3kkenekkepen.bsky.social•184 days ago

I'm planning to play songs like these on low volume at work, so that people walking by can't quite figure out what's wrong but are still a little disturbed:

postmannick.bsky.social•184 days ago

It’s still NOVEMBER.
Christmas(sy) music is Banned ‘til December!

alexandrajenna.bsky.social•184 days ago

Just wait for Heidi Montag’s two new Christmas songs to drop at midnight 👀🔥

mhallidayl.bsky.social•184 days ago

If you want a really fucked-up Christmas song to add to your list, play Billy Idol’s ‘Yellin’ at the Christmas Tree’. Couldn’t describe a London family Xmas better!

spigette.bsky.social•184 days ago

May I recommend The Arrogant Worms and their rendition of "Dad Threw Up on Christmas Day" or "Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass" 🤣🇨🇦 They have a whole Christmas album full of things to sneak into the average square holiday playlist lol

1minion.bsky.social•184 days ago

Haven't heard the arrogant worms in ages..

pattyngng.bsky.social•184 days ago

I hope it is to the music of Santa Baby

daftmagician.bsky.social•184 days ago

Surely you have fairytale of New York on that playlist.

cathyf1.bsky.social•184 days ago

I came here to say this!!

djbod1972.bsky.social•184 days ago

“The hat I got for Xmas.” By Mel Blanc.

roadraven.bsky.social•184 days ago

Just listened to Santa’s bussy. I now live in a post Santa bussy world. Thanks for that.

mlevel.bsky.social•184 days ago

I made Xmas mix CDs every year for 10 years. Everything from raunchy to gorgeous. Designed the CD labels and the jewelcase cards and send them out to 20 or 30 friends. I collected upwards of 100 xmas music CDs in the process. I know more than anyone should know about this weird genre.

spimothy.bsky.social•184 days ago

I’m going to play this for my in-laws.

irsjimmy109.bsky.social•184 days ago

Have you checked out any of Celtic Woman Christmas videos ?

hawaja.bsky.social•184 days ago

Back door Santa

fifteensecoffish.bsky.social•184 days ago

"Nuttin' for Christmas" is a real song that my relatives insist on busting out every year after the turkey dinner, and for some reason was made popular by THE Shirley Temple

wizcauliflower.bsky.social•184 days ago

Santa’s bussy, put that shit up under the tree, for me

jimmyg6791.bsky.social•184 days ago

Thanks. Now I'll have to look it up. 😪

dancerartistgeek.bsky.social•184 days ago

Ohhhhhh yeah! Commenting to come back later with suggestions. 😁 I've got my own "Weird Xmas" playlist...

blondiebar.bsky.social•184 days ago

Please send it to me omg 😭

alexsavedtheday.bsky.social•184 days ago

Fairytale of New York is the #1 hexmas song in our family

cryingeel.bsky.social•184 days ago

Wish I still didn't know about this, and one day I'm gonna end up having to listen to it out of pure curiosity

caracaterson.bsky.social•184 days ago

I feel like a gay fairy just blessed me with knowledge from this feed 🥹💕

tatertots4me.bsky.social•184 days ago

May I recommend the following:

The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

Grampa got run over by a beer truck

Walking round in women's underwear

poofykittyface.bsky.social•184 days ago

We like the classics: Twisted Christmas from Bob Rivers (all 4 albums).

jilloh.bsky.social•184 days ago

My favorite is The Season's Upon Us by Dropkick Murphys.

lechameaubrun.bsky.social•184 days ago

maybe not as exciting as all that, but there's The Bobs' Christmas in Jail. Fifty Kilowatt Tree is fun, also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW4TQzi8as&list=PLXcNkLXbF4SM-gaZyEh2g5zaeCN-_KBnK&index=5

enuya95.bsky.social•184 days ago

I made a playlist once where most of stuff was normal but some were Lovecraftian versions of Christmas songs. Nobody noticed it as my parents and grandma don't speak English but at least I had a good laugh.

stormshadow1371.bsky.social•184 days ago

jampire00.bsky.social•184 days ago

I made this playlist a few years ago that starts out pretty normal but then gets funky and weird. Last year the Spotify algorithm picked it up and I got 2K followers in a couple weeks. But it’s my relief when people insist on holiday music which tends to annoy me. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1Ex0SlFyYWT2nL50s7VsdT?si=HXK3PbZ_RsO-tZ4uH7SzyQ&pi=u-7dFgtqLMQxel

ahamos.bsky.social•184 days ago

TFW you can show up 12 hours late to a convo and still find a gap: Wesley Wills. Enjoy. https://youtu.be/K3RswQAff7Y?si=poAbBGMCjNosNf2Q

medus4.com•184 days ago

Oh fuck yeah, I am psyched to add this, RIP Wesley Willis

christmasspirit.bsky.social•184 days ago

The raunchy Christmas songs that crack me up are:
1. Nutmeg by John Legend & Stephen Colbert
2. Stuff My Stocking by Davina De Campo
3. Lube For The Sleigh by Matt Rogers

Definitely not for kids or coworkers.

thebobcampbell.bsky.social•184 days ago

Look up John Valby’s Christmas album on YT.

rileypedia.bsky.social•184 days ago

I want a boner for Christmas.
Yule shoot your eye out.
The seasons upon us.

You're welcome.

ramrca.bsky.social•184 days ago

😂

cashewsec.bsky.social•184 days ago

Might I recommend a little song by Prof? https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=h7V9Ca2dyZY&si=1rspxDgPWR7GT0ZX

leslieesc.bsky.social•184 days ago

The Hippopotamus Song. Cringe.

drrevolution.bsky.social•184 days ago

OMG, SCANDALOUS!

lonelyfornowlol.bsky.social•184 days ago

pls tell me you added “I Want to Kill Santa Claus” by Danny Gonzalez its unironically so good

darren.mckeeman.net•184 days ago

If you need more Christmas music here is the mixtape of Rockabilly Xmas music by Lux Interior of the Cramps. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZandpNnDwiN1y8wOGKKRfQnQerFDiFSE&si=MepSYBHeuD5gzwKY

sandwichpope.com•184 days ago

I needed to know this

medus4.com•184 days ago

If anyone is in charge of the ambiance tomorrow, I will be happy to share the playlist (though my kid slipped a BUNCH of vocaloid Christmas music on it)

jun34u.bsky.social•184 days ago

Please send me the link!!!

jimmyg6791.bsky.social•184 days ago

Okay, could you please send me the link, too? 😬

themartylorian.bsky.social•184 days ago

I'm in the middle of sorting playlists for Christmas events, I'd be very grateful for the link as well!

marytricious.bsky.social•184 days ago

Backdoor Santa is both more and less raunchy than you might expect from the title.

djbod1972.bsky.social•184 days ago

That’s my Xmas ringtone!

venerablebidet.bsky.social•184 days ago

It's my favorite

eazylistening-z.bsky.social•184 days ago

https://youtu.be/58WwGtXztGI?si=uEccpr5WClevVDoN

what-zit-tooya.bsky.social•184 days ago

If I come into a Christmas party and Santa’s Bussy isn’t playing I don’t want to be there

cam1968.bsky.social•184 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fPluS8LhGCc

Put that into the mix.

snowchyld.org•184 days ago

Share the m3u

wijisworld.bsky.social•184 days ago

Walking Round in Women’s Underwear by Bob Rivers.

The only xmas song I actually know the words to.

mrhazelrah.bsky.social•184 days ago

I do love me some good weird,wintery ,WTF-ery . Like to put together X-"Mess" Helliday mixtapes to hand out.This one is from just a few years ago and starts off with a little turkey surprise: https://www.mixcloud.com/HazelRah/hazel-rahs-helliday-16-tons-of-christmas-crap-2021/

land-snark.bsky.social•184 days ago

Don't forget "Police Stopped My Car." (Sung to the tune of Felix Navidad.

gorditotaco.bsky.social•184 days ago

I don’t know you but now… I hate you 😩😂😂😂

darnold0714.bsky.social•184 days ago

The beat bangs wait, no...it slaps, oh crap..it goes hard...damn...
....it's catchy.

venerablebidet.bsky.social•184 days ago

Backdoor santa is one of only three christmas songs I like, and one of the other other two samples it

seekingsanity33232.bsky.social•184 days ago

Didn't need to.

venessamau.bsky.social•184 days ago

Grandma got Run over by a reminder is definitely recommendef

1minion.bsky.social•184 days ago

Irish Rovers has the best version

theirishrovers.bsky.social•179 days ago

Ah! and it's on one of our Christmas playlists. Here ye go...
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1euww6t0wWI7EeKJma7Wfq

lordrobin------rm.bsky.social•184 days ago

I giggle at “Silent But Deadly Night”, which is just Silent Night performed with fart noises.

Yes, I have a juvenile sense of humor and I own it.

beebalmfaerie.bsky.social•179 days ago

So the song was the smash hit of our bonfire Friendsgiving and when asked where I found it I said sick queer people on bluesky.

patrickacoleman.bsky.social•184 days ago

Does it have Santa Lost a Ho? Because that one is 🧑‍🍳

https://open.spotify.com/track/4pHsP9EaXnIoiNuEG3Ps1M?si=RrwYhmxtTZKCLPgObPKJJQ

judgemegapolis.bsky.social•184 days ago

i am too afraid to lookup christmas music remixes.

justmichael.bsky.social•184 days ago

I assume you have Clarence Carter's Backdoor Santa and Tom Waits's Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis on there but may I also suggest Daddy Bezos is Coming to Town by Sexbruise?

underthepink7.com•184 days ago

all i could think of when i read this tweet was “clarence carter, clarence carter, oh SHIT clarence carter” and it took me back

underrated genius he was

katekelton.bsky.social•184 days ago

😂😂 I’m not overhearing that jingle bells was originally intended to be a Thanksgiving song

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