If James Bond went in this direction, and went back to being a campy, goofy, over-the-top adventure loaded with novel gadgets and technologies, I'd 100% be interested in 007 again. Sadly, they're just going to make more action hero thrillers for the final phase, and Bond will die a tired old man
Uh... NO. Scrawny white boys do not fit the James Bond type. Give me Idris Elba. Then I might buy a movie ticket. I see one movie in the theater per year on average.
If true it’s the end of franchise. Yes I did see the picture of Richard Kind. Maybe use one of the guys as a flashback to when bonds parents died. But that’s it. Henry cavil is still a great choice.
The camera cuts to Bond’s knife embedded in the enemy’s back. He smiles and whispers in the man’s ear. “Rule of Acquisition #48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.” Bond smiles as he lets his enemy fall to the floor, wiping the blood from his hands.
Ok Tom is hands down the best Spiderman but All three of them combined make what? A 45 year old? Bonds training alone would take longer than they've been alive.
I shouldn’t put this out in the world because it’s an idea I had years ago, but I think the next Bond film sequence should be a period piece that starts with Bond in the British Navy during WW2. Maybe that’s where this is going?
*extremely Richard Kind voice*
“Shaken, not stirred. But not too shaken. If you shake it too much it becomes bubbly and my stomach just won’t handle that these days. Shake it a medium amount. If you think you’re shaking it too much you probably are. In fact I’ll just have a water.”
“You know what? Do you have any seltzer? I normally bring some but this weather really flares up my skin, I mean look at this, look at it! Is there a good doctor around here?”
Honestly saw this pic and thought "Oh for fucks sake.. what now?" Then saw the punchline.
I support this message. Yours, an Englishman sick of shitty misogynist Bond types.
Give us a bond that wants a circumcision in his 40's just for the ladies
Making comics I used to tell this to people too, stop giving me handsome spies they need to be unassuming and forgettable like they weren’t even there and speak a lot of languages. Handsome people are as memorable as this guys voice. The sex scenes would be pretty funny as James Bing Bongd.
While Disney was lawyering up against dual industry strikes, A24 got to keep production going on multiple projects that were either already done shooting and in post or because they listened to the unions and said "yeah okay we can do that" and the unions were like "cool" and so we got neat movies.
Bezos is MAGA scum. Useless MAGA America first scum won't criticize Bezos for choosing Italy over the USA for his wedding. James Bond died in the last film. James Bond isn't American. MAGA scum (including JD Vance) hate Europe. The ghost of James Bond only in the US? https://youtu.be/SPDVWFKpaNw?si=8sij9OW0FT6LMxcq
Bezos is scum. I don't recall any other owner of a movie studio who stopped his newspaper from endorsing a Black woman. Bezos helped a racist rapist anti-union convicted felon. I canceled Amazon about a year ago. I will do my best to make sure Bezos or things associated with him get zero of my $.
genuinely, good for you. i don’t need reading material to know he’s a piece of shit; frankly all i need to know is his net worth. i’m just pointing out that every CEO of every large company is a scumbag, so if some actor wants to be in an amazon movie, whatever, no judgment here. the world is bad
Including Reed Hastings who runs Netflix but no one seems to complain about him because many aren’t familiar with his attacks on public education. I’m sure that person replying to you has a TV with antennas & is perfect in every way lol. I have seen a few of those on here tonight….
-Nauw, Goldfinger, ya see, I brought a sandwich.
-What is that Bond?
-I brought a sandwich, whatidya do with it? I can’t have normal meats and cheeses….it’s prescribed.
-You have a prescribed sandwich?
-More or less, now where is it? Iiiii’m gettin’ maaaaad. (Bond’s new catch phrase)
“Shaken… not stirred. Also, there’s no dairy in there, right? My God, I’ll be half the night riding on the porcelain donkey! I’m sorry! What was your name again?”
I agree it should be a period piece. Bond makes the most sense in context of the Cold War. But iirc Ian Fleming said that Bond was in his 30's, mandatory retirement for 00 agents was 45, & Bond planned to check himself out before that. So, maybe older than Tom Holland but younger than Roger Moore.
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YES!!
“Bond. James Bond? Could you check the list again, I’m sure I’m on it.”
Then again, I haven't heard Richard Kind's British accent yet.
He can't do the stunts or the sex scenes but who else have you got? Adam Sandler?
One that seems almost comically harmless but in reality has committed crazy crimes.. but no one's ever sure if he was ever really involved
terrified if he was, but hopeful that he wasn't.
❤️
“Shaken, not stirred. But not too shaken. If you shake it too much it becomes bubbly and my stomach just won’t handle that these days. Shake it a medium amount. If you think you’re shaking it too much you probably are. In fact I’ll just have a water.”
https://youtu.be/I5BHuws-3To?si=nsbdGsdukOoXdEAD
(sorry, I actually love you 🥰)
(Claire Foy)
nothing in the rulebook against it
I support this message. Yours, an Englishman sick of shitty misogynist Bond types.
Give us a bond that wants a circumcision in his 40's just for the ladies
he portrayed the best character on spin city.
“I sure hope so”
—Richard Kind meeting Pussy Galore
i believe in you!!
10/10 I'd watch.
https://youtu.be/A5QBmphmLbc?si=dC45O9mNbqz-jVz_
That is not Patton Oswalt.
I've seen pictures of him before.
Kind, Richard Kind.
Go on.
-What is that Bond?
-I brought a sandwich, whatidya do with it? I can’t have normal meats and cheeses….it’s prescribed.
-You have a prescribed sandwich?
-More or less, now where is it? Iiiii’m gettin’ maaaaad. (Bond’s new catch phrase)
FEMME FATALE: Schtupp Aplenty!
Bond. Kind Bond.
You guessed it:
Idris Elba should be bond .. no more tom cruise please .
Michael b Jordan can do a great bond.
Or Pete hegeteff 😂😂😂😂😂
Give me a David Wain directed Bond starring Ken Marino. Coen Brothers with Richard Kind.