It's very strange. Every time I see Mark Gino François sitting on the front bench, with his little legs dangling, I have an overwhelming urge to give him a biscuit.
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Nice try, but as you well know if you tried any funny business his training would kick in and he'd have you in a headlock quicker than you could say "Iranian Embassy Siege". Then he'd drive a lap of the M25 in his Range Rover Evoque to unwind.
We all know the drill by now, quick stop at Clackett Lane for a bang on the fruities, then back home in time to leave a porkpie on his doorstep for the unknown soldier, before playing the Last Post on his kazoo.
You know in cartoons, when a character eats a lemon and their whole face dramatically drawstrings in and seals up?
This is the effect François has on vaginas...
I was shocked to discover he was the shadow defence secretary recently!
I had assumed he had lost his seat in GE, but no, he's still there and the Tories have really scraped their barrel promoting him! Unbelievable
He could have had all the biscuits when he was back in his Brentwood East days. He's had too many biscuits at Tory tea clubs and rubber chicken dinners since then, so leave the biscuits alone.
He used to (maybe still does) put metal studs on heels and toes of his shoes. As he walked on marble of Commons floor you could always hear the clip clop of him coming
Every time I see Mark Gino Francois I remember the incredibly pompous nonsense he spouted in this France TV interview from May 2019, after Theresa May was pushed out.
Special mention to the young person in the background at 0:56.
AST : "17.4 million people voted to leave..."
Me : What about the 43 million or so that's didn't?
AST : "... we must democratically honour that decision [to leave the EU]"
Me : Nope. The referendum result was advisory. Why no-one shouted this loud and clear is beyond me
Sorry, I meant "shouted loud and clear in parliament" but ran out of space, got ADHD-bored and did the old "f*CK it, send" thing. I know there was a lot of Remain voices out there. I'm just triggered by that fat sweaty twat, I guess
it's ok, it was triggered but I knew you meant well
it is hard to sit through Mark Francois being so confidently wrong without wanting to shout "WHY WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR THIS GOIT?" and don't even get me started on the ERGON poetry
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I mean no one in the entire country would trust him with a duster let alone with a job in the shadow cabinet
Is it okay to make fun of how people look again?
Women?
Trannies?
Has a nice ring to it! (or crunch) 🤣
This is the effect François has on vaginas...
That pompous twat doesn't deserve custard creams.
I had assumed he had lost his seat in GE, but no, he's still there and the Tories have really scraped their barrel promoting him! Unbelievable
I get the urge to headbutt the little fucker.
midget
Have you seen the Trump stuff coming out ?
OMFG !!!!
Special mention to the young person in the background at 0:56.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcXDSsqaTg4
AST : "17.4 million people voted to leave..."
Me : What about the 43 million or so that's didn't?
AST : "... we must democratically honour that decision [to leave the EU]"
Me : Nope. The referendum result was advisory. Why no-one shouted this loud and clear is beyond me
We were not listened to, made into an enemy for trying to stop the very future we find ourselves living in now.
Branded traitors, saboteurs, just for saying we should check Brexit
Still, we persisted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqdFNFkcV20
it is hard to sit through Mark Francois being so confidently wrong without wanting to shout "WHY WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR THIS GOIT?" and don't even get me started on the ERGON poetry
ffs I actually deleted that and reposted with the same error in, oh well