One of the most useful tools in the kitchen! In addition to grabbing food, I also use it to pull things down from a top shelf and … drum roll please … I use it to squeeze a lemon! I place half a lemon halfway up the handle and squeeze. Easiest way to extract juice quickly!
one time i worked front counter at a busy cafe and a co-worker and i got in a tong fight and we ended up quitting our jobs the same day and dating. i think that was probably the last time i was truly happy in a relationship. get with that person who tong duels you in public 🖤
I store these directly to the right of my stove so i also do a nice sidestep and for one brief moment i am as close to crab as i've been in several million years
Since this did numbers in the most positive way I’m going to link to the Urban Growers Collective which is a
grassroots Black-led, women-led non-profit farm in Chicago working to build a more just and equitable local food system. Please donate if you can. https://www.urbangrowerscollective.org/
Then we shall turn ourselves into mecha-crabs, uploading our consciousness into titanium carapaces, with segmented abs and hydraulic powered jointed legs.
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At least it's not Beverly Hills.
Did it reflexively when I worked in kitchens.
"Didn't someone write about this?"
"It me."
[insert receipts]
...I pinch.
https://afropop.org/articles/clever-crabs-philip-galinsky-on-the-postmodernity-of-mangue
Are we all crabs?
Not twice.
Six times, in the following rhythm:
Clack-clacky—clackclackclack
Craaaaaab people
Taste like crab
Talk like people
Craaaaaab people
Craaaaaab people
🦀
Yes there is a crab feed
🙌🙌🙌🙌
😎😎😎😎
spaghetti grabbers also make nice replacement arms
Do you not smack something *else* with a hammer once or twice before you use it for what you intend?
We cannot help it.
the noble three-clack nation will overcome the vile two-clack barbarians
grassroots Black-led, women-led non-profit farm in Chicago working to build a more just and equitable local food system. Please donate if you can.
https://www.urbangrowerscollective.org/
this skeet thumps 🦀🦀🦀
Though me covering Irena Cara's "Fame" in a demon voice should have done more numbers than it did.
Just kidding FK has always been cool.
i heard that in jeff garlin's voice
and i'm larry
"clackety clack.
my friend.
clackety clack."
We must become crabs.
Fuuuuck, I'm a crab.
https://unanything.fandom.com/wiki/Jordan_Peterson
Everyone knows that.