god i'd forgotten about this. the biggest bitch made twerps on the planet - ThreadSky

merrittk.com • 5 days ago

god i'd forgotten about this. the biggest bitch made twerps on the planet

Reposted from leon

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This feels like such a lie like wasn’t he still trying to impress babyfurs in 2013… do you ever lie to virtue signal and make yourself look like more of a little nerd in the process

merrittk.com•5 days ago

tried mario games, but didnt like doing crime. super mario bros requires you to murder goombas on the first screen. just couldn't do it

littlemunchkin.bsky.social•5 days ago

i played donkey kong country while coming up on acid once and had to stop killing enemies because i came to the revelation that none of them act aggressively in any way, they're just walking around back and forth, minding their own business until dk comes in and smashes them

marlo.ooo•5 days ago

mario commits so many war crimes

josefschwem.com•5 days ago

personally, I respect our troopas

stablestrategys.bsky.social•5 days ago

tried pacman but didn’t like doing crime. when you eat the little pills the ghosts chasing you become white and blue (cop colors) and only then does the game let you murder them. just couldn’t do it.

3sie.bsky.social•4 days ago

Who owns those coins?

groug.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sonic is just STEALING the gold rings that are RIGHTFULLY EARNED by local businessman. Shameful. Couldn't do it.

notthatbiggie.bsky.social•5 days ago

Plus whose coins are those? He's probably stealing them

brelknight.bsky.social•5 days ago

There’s this block and you bounce a ball at them and the blocks break. I can’t stand vandalism so I couldn’t play it after the first block vanished.

korl.is•5 days ago

I really thought the "Dan" in this was "Dan Houser" and did a double take trying to parse it

christhefriend.bsky.social•5 days ago

Dude, the game is literally named after a crime.

marlo.ooo•5 days ago

video games are the most fun place to fucking do crime. these men are fucking clowns.

edwardthefox2002.bsky.social•5 days ago

Of course they have no idea how fiction differs from the real world lmao

nitricacidbottle.bsky.social•5 days ago

He only likes white coller crime I guess.

notyetrain.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'm convinced there is AT LEAST one mandatory story mission in Cyberpunk 2077 where you have to shoot cops.

phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social•5 days ago

i didn’t realize elon musk and ian miles cheong were such empty virtue signalers

heartgold.xyz•5 days ago

can someone help me understand what gta stands for

marlo.ooo•5 days ago

greater toronto area. hope this helps

heartgold.xyz•5 days ago

oh, that makes sense

no wonder these guys are so worried about committing crimes in the "gta"

leftinfighter.bsky.social•5 days ago

The whole strategy should be to call these people bitchmade, not to fingerwag at their disregard for the norms or whatever, not to tell them they're being racist/sexist/transphobic, which to them is a good thing.

cosbot.bsky.social•5 days ago

I bet they played the No Russian mission on COD tho

heartgold.xyz•5 days ago

well, non-americans aren't people

(/s)

carrion0409.bsky.social•4 days ago

The blowback from people like elon going after gta 6 will be legendary

illcaesar.bsky.social•5 days ago

They got ratioed for this.

funkpower.bsky.social•5 days ago

"Where's the button to thank the police officer for their service and offer to let them kneel on my neck?"

livinginjeopardy.bsky.social•5 days ago

it's so performative too lmao

livinginjeopardy.bsky.social•5 days ago

"i'm okay with murder, violence, and sex in my games, but i draw the LINE at being too mean to COPS!!!!!"

kittyinasweater.bsky.social•5 days ago

Shooting cops?!? Downloading it now!

e6n.lol•5 days ago

And yet Elon is so horny for cyberpunk aesthetic. He is so fucking bad at this god dam. What a loser dweeb. You almost feel bad for how big a dipshit he is. Maybe if you caught him when he was like 8 years old he could be saved but god damn

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