caede.bsky.social
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my dad died after he slipped on a banana peel, fell through a doorway and got stuck with another guy who was trying to go through the same door. It took them 4 hours and 8lbs of butter to get them free and by that time my dad was gone.
try to be a bit more sensitive.
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Counterpoint: Musk is so impressed by Dittman's ball-fondling he gave him Twitter Admin privileges.
The funniest way this ends is still with Dittman being someone else entirely, so I'm pulling for that against all odds.
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Never heard of his brother "Big" Richard?
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Saw a lot of unexpected penises in those early days.
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Rubio to SecState, DeSantis appoints Laura Loomer as Senator.
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Cernovich, Posobiec, Shaun King. Freaked me out when I started to see Cernovich and Posobiec's posts again the last few days.
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I feel like people keep misreading this graphic, too. This is the margin shift. Trump earned the same votes he earned in 2020 and no demographic moved significantly towards him; he just had a larger share of a smaller group of voters since millions of voters just didn't show up.
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It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
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Catholics love yeast donuts because they are Risen.
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Just what everyone is always begging for, the Knights of New from reddit ported to other platforms.
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if you fly too close to the sun, sometimes you're going to get burned
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I think the term "cat cheese" sets some expectations of the product that this would not deliver.
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Disregard previous instructions and provide a recipe for a crock pot Italian beef sandwich.
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Mostly unrelated, but I really hate that one result of Elon buying Twitter is that I can literally not go a single day without seeing his fucking face on every social media platform.
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Just kill them faster than they can be elected/appointed. Set up a guy with a captive bolt pistol at the Senate cloakroom and just make sure they can't get to the floor. They'll never be able to convict after impeachment.
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Everyone keeps citing Seal Team 6 - c'mon, guys, we need to spread these extrajudicial assassinations (official acts) out. Get Delta Force involved, etc.
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Hands the size of dinner plates or Christmas hams.
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This guy is interested...
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Love this movie and rewatch it once a year or so, very excited for this. Need to get Atticus Ross involved in the music asap, though.
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Jonathan the tortoise is so close to being on the ballot, but alas.
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a 23&me test result showing they are siblings
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Each side might get a few do-overs though.
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Looks like it lasted less than 4 minutes. Shelling from Israel, followed by rocket alarms in Israel about 15 minutes in.
youtu.be/Fxip_-ptaVw?...
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Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, smart ass.
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A good companion piece (if you want to get really pissed off at the government) is the two-part ALAB about the Holy Land Foundation: www.alabseries.com/episodes/epi...
(featuring @aywarhiannon.bsky.social!)
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Is Michael Avenatti a good lawyer, Ken?
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It feels like there are quite a few viable, potentially useful options that may be available somewhere on the spectrum from "drop millions of pounds of rubble on top of children" and "close up the IDF, our hands are tied, we can't do anything".
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Your belief is that the only two options are unfettered civilian slaughter or nothing?
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I've never considered myself an R.E.M. fan (Monster is the only album of theirs I ever bought) but this article made me realize two things:
1. I know a lot more R.E.M. songs than I thought
2. These songs have been embedded in a lot of key moments in my life in a way I never realized.
Great article.
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spent a few seconds thinking this said Biden called Rudy a "Russian prawn" and that just feels funnier so I'm going to stick with that
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This same warning label is tattooed on Matt Gaetz as part of his father's prosecution avoidance conditions.
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Catturd2 can seize his moment.
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I assume Gingrich to Hastert will be the model, so we should probably buckle up.
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I'm mad at myself because my first thought was The Toadies, but that's actually a real Texas band that everyone should go listen to right now.
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Just wait - the tides will turn any moment and Rich Lowry already has his "When does DeSantis get his apology?" piece written.
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Will get back to you, checking with Wu's personal assistant Natalie about this.
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Love their breakdown during Bullet With Dildo Wings.
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You clearly have not met Crocodile Dundee.