As a Texan that has been elbow deep in a cow to save a calf, I absolutely have to vote for No Cattle.
So many of these damned wannabe cowboys here now, and Elon is the most unwelcome.
No, you're probably right. There's 30 million people here and I'm sure there are millions that love him and buy the Tony Stark lore be cultivates. But for anyone that actually wears boots and cowboy hats, he lost some credibility here. His cosplay might even lose him a few fans here.
in my hometown, munich bavaria, the so called 'zuagroaste' (people who moved there) are kind of the same: cosplaying local culture and trying so assimilate themselves into local culture by adopting some of the bad tropes out there in a more radical fashion.
In this case, it's not just cultural attire, it's vocational as well. It's akin to somebody putting on firefighter turnout gear and walking around trying to nab credibility without any of the work that goes into the job. So really it's less about assimilation here than it is astroturfing.
This exactly. I think with Texas, the tropes and stereotypes they want to play too are huge. I mean, there's a huge trope known worldwide that doesn't match reality of actually living and being from here. And Elon has probably wanted to play this since South Africa.
did you know this is also a common phrase in australia? (was the response from both the rural born aussies on my commie discord when i posted one of these pictures lol)
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My favorite is probably "No Cattle". So succinct and an entirely plausible alt-country band name to boot.
Brooks and Dunning-Kruger is great.
Surprised no one suggested "The Information Superhighwaymen".
Is "New Riders of the Derple Stooge" too silly?
Chicks y Dicks
So many of these damned wannabe cowboys here now, and Elon is the most unwelcome.
>"The Information Superhighwaymen".
Simple, descriptive, accurate.
(sorry, not sorry)
https://youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg?si=Mf8zPJtFgZpJRUZc
(because he artificially inseminated most, if not all, in of his partners and definitely portrays massive micropenis energy)
That would blow (probably difficulty), for tons of dudes, but they don't..., they do... post videos shooting a killing machine right after
The Dixie Chuds
We have no friends to leave behind
‘Cause your friends don’t Nazi
And if you don’t Nazi
Then your no friends of mine.
::golf clap::
(with apologies to Exene Cervenka, John Doe, Billy Zoom & D. J. Bonebrake)
(with apologies to G. W. Sok)