Lemons are what happened when hoomanz bred a citron and with a bitter orange. Life never gave us lemons. We created them! *shakes tineh fist at the sky*
I'm taking bets on how long before that little blonde press sec injects enough silicone to make that yap look less anal...its been a fun distraction...you want in?
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"
"Life didn't give me sugar or water."
"What do you mean?"
"You can't make lemonade out of just lemons. You need sugar and water too."
"..."
"..."
"How do you feel about bootstraps?"
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But hey. With all these lemons, scurvy doesn't stand a chance. So. There's one less thing we have to worry about.
you know the rest.
But that would require eggs. 🤷♀️
🤷
*Checks pantry*
Cheese so moldy it has achieved sentience, extra strength laxatives or the biggest bitter pill you've ever seen.
https://bsky.app/profile/rahallclifford.bsky.social/post/3ljnaa4xr4s23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIK-q6JoOeU
https://youtube.com/shorts/ElBxuDVfcl4?si=rIPPk5zWnkQF2zgQ
cause it really stinks.
It's delicious.
https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM?si=Gm7G4rBGjcQh0EKk
(Big sigh)
"Life didn't give me sugar or water."
"What do you mean?"
"You can't make lemonade out of just lemons. You need sugar and water too."
"..."
"..."
"How do you feel about bootstraps?"
Agave, so we can make tequila.
Sugarcane, so we can make rum.
Grapes, so we can make wine.
So many choices that are better than lemons.
- Jack Handey
- Simple food.
- Simple clothes.
- Simple people.
But, it’s always simple and easy to believe, if you give it a try.
Read more 👇
https://vishvendra.substack.com/p/everything-is-simple