Am I petty?
In 2021 someone commented “not funny” under my tweet
I’ve catfished him for 3 years. Made him fall in love with me
He’s meeting me at a restaurant for the first time tonight (I won’t be there)
The waiter will give him a note that’s just my tweet he commented on
In 2021 someone commented “not funny” under my tweet
I’ve catfished him for 3 years. Made him fall in love with me
He’s meeting me at a restaurant for the first time tonight (I won’t be there)
The waiter will give him a note that’s just my tweet he commented on
Comments
chefs kiss
I forgot that they no longer have elephants at my local zoo.
Would you be okay with hippo?
I actually did not put much thought into this beyond "large animal poop"
He'll know.
No. I'll save it for our date.
(🤞)
In desperate need of literally fucking any other way to spend your time and energy? Absolutely.
Obsessive? Yes.
#aroundherewecommittothebit