Human history has a lot of stuff the dude who got nailed to a board doesn’t seem to care about.
He basically begged Pontius Pilate to nail him to that board for some stupid ass reason I can’t fathom but yeah, dude literally cares about nothing im with ya.
Gittin 57a:3-4
“Onkelos then went and raised Jesus the Nazarene from the grave through necromancy… What is the punishment of that man, a euphemism for Jesus himself, in the next world? Jesus said to him: He is punished with boiling excrement.”
"So I stepped in the circle to protect the woman and said Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Then WHAM a rock hits me upside the head. I turn and was like MOM?!"
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The joke is on us---stamped with original sin while still in the womb and condemned to hell for not being sufficiently holy....and in between slogging through the hell of human existence, thanks god.
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The horse says: "Hey...why the long face?"
Kudos - I like it.
😅
Re Charlie Hebdo.
He basically begged Pontius Pilate to nail him to that board for some stupid ass reason I can’t fathom but yeah, dude literally cares about nothing im with ya.
I'M JESUS, FOR CHRISTS SAKE! CUT ME SOME SLACK!"
—God
Gittin 57a:3-4
“Onkelos then went and raised Jesus the Nazarene from the grave through necromancy… What is the punishment of that man, a euphemism for Jesus himself, in the next world? Jesus said to him: He is punished with boiling excrement.”
Angel, "Not again",
Jesus, "Why has thou forsaken us?",
God, "I don't know who this mofo is! He's not from my kingdom!"
Bible's best pun.
"So I stepped in the circle to protect the woman and said Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Then WHAM a rock hits me upside the head. I turn and was like MOM?!"
Haven’t heard that one before XD
I do have to wonder if I would appreciate that movie more now that I’ve seen Requiem…
"Who do I have to fuck to get a waffle" and this big Greek cook points to himself and she yells to the customer
"Forget about tha waffle"
She's like, "Please, stop with that 'god' bullshit."
"I don't care who your father is, you drop that cross one more time you're OUT of the parade!"
Everyone Else: *sighs*
I'm sure eight thousand people have said this already but I want to say it, too.
There is on justice in the world…
On the upside, a fellow Crow fan 👍
"Be careful not to let your sole burn in flames"