I prefer my manifesto-cum-memoirs to be unflawed, actually. - ThreadSky

sireviscerate.bsky.social • 69 days ago

I prefer my manifesto-cum-memoirs to be unflawed, actually.

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dystopianeggs.bsky.social•69 days ago

I don’t want anything cum anything. In fact I don’t want anyone’s cum.

highfield1.bsky.social•69 days ago

I read this as a failed academic is trying to make a new career as a right-wing mouthpiece.

Focus on the failed

maz42.bsky.social•69 days ago

Failed researchers be like.

hawk1814.bsky.social•69 days ago

As an academic, who teaches First Amendment Law, I laughed so hard, tea shot from my nose.

goopy-ghoul.bsky.social•69 days ago

I guess he couldn't aim for the face or the hole like most men. Just had to get it all over books.

Degenerate.

deanbooth.bsky.social•69 days ago

Trump’s cum manifesto is America First.

messirenicolas.bsky.social•69 days ago

All cums are valid.

tiffany-greeneyes.bsky.social•69 days ago

If someone was lost, where would someone find an explanation? (I feel this would be a very high-risk google search or I’d just look it up myself.)

sireviscerate.bsky.social•69 days ago

I don't think it's worth it

lisdoon.bsky.social•69 days ago

😂😱

loltyrjustice11.bsky.social•69 days ago

i dont think manifesto-memoirs are supposed to have that?

elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social•69 days ago

I prefer my manifestos free of cum, but I see how you could get a bit overexcited.

antoine-dem.bsky.social•69 days ago

Sounds dirty, to be honest. And not in an appealing way.

plastikbuddha.bsky.social•69 days ago

He ejaculated it right onto the page without editing. Happens to a lot of writers

illuminaughti.bsky.social•69 days ago

Are you missing out!

main-tenant.bsky.social•69 days ago

Reminds me of an evil box full of used tissues I kept on top of the wardrobe as a teenager.

smc92va.bsky.social•69 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ickisthemeatfairy.bsky.social•68 days ago

Sounds like something Chuck Palahniuk would have written as social commentary.

sireviscerate.bsky.social•68 days ago

Heh

lordjuiblex.bsky.social•69 days ago

I don't like cum on memoirs or manifestos. 😑

sireviscerate.bsky.social•69 days ago

No no, you misunderstand. It's a memoir *about* cum

messirenicolas.bsky.social•69 days ago

It can be both

lordjuiblex.bsky.social•69 days ago

"You got your semen on my memoir."

"You got your semen on my manifesto!"

*each licks the other*

"They both taste great!"

(This joke requires old age and the curse of remembering ancient TV commercials.)

floopman.bsky.social•68 days ago

I hate the fact that I instantly got your reference.

lordjuiblex.bsky.social•68 days ago

I hate that I remember it.

xsfleabaggage.bsky.social•69 days ago

For sale:
Manifesto-cum-memoirs
Condition:
Some pages stuck together

genxcess.bsky.social•68 days ago

Spoiler alert: the right wing considers higher education problematic because educated people are much harder to con

squiref.bsky.social•69 days ago

If you play the game you may as well have the name.

sireviscerate.bsky.social•69 days ago

I don't know if we need to retire the phrase A-cum-B permanently or use it more often because it's gross and funny. One of the two.

geofflemon.bsky.social•69 days ago

This one was especially potent

danielmacivor.ca•69 days ago

More.

johnmdanskin.bsky.social•69 days ago

Not sure I'd want to be making that kind of sandwich in public tbh.

knorg.bsky.social•69 days ago

We definitely need to move it more. Especially in place names-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilsford_cum_Lake

suasponte2023.bsky.social•69 days ago

Otherwise they leak and it's nasty.

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