This is just every trans girl group chat ever - ThreadSky

katelynburns.com • 5 days ago

This is just every trans girl group chat ever

Reposted from Nick (derogatory) ✨

this is a dril tweet

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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social•5 days ago

Still waiting for my insurance to cover butthole laser surgery

atthemuseum.bsky.social•5 days ago

A butthole laser could come in handy.

aoilainn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Body hair removal?? The horror!

thomaswebb.net•5 days ago

@katelynburns.com psh if anyone’s bringing back anti-Italianism they’re probably working in the Trump admin. Besides I bet this “battalion” doesn’t hate Luigi.

iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•5 days ago

kat-rox.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh fuck they found out about the butthole lazers what are we gonna do

deerlady83.bsky.social•5 days ago

Picturing a butthole laser. Also, Italian hate?

deerlady83.bsky.social•5 days ago

All women, both cis and trans, like cheese….. Italians are good with cheese…./s

likethetree.bsky.social•5 days ago

Not sure what we need butthole lasers for considering Jewish trans folks lease the use of their satellite-based systems to the laserless among us, but the rest tracks though. It's time to say Pasta la Vista to Italy.

alice-j-grimm.bsky.social•5 days ago

I love Italians!!!

girlapart.bsky.social•5 days ago

Says the incel bro living in Mom’s basement into his mid-30’s (so far). Wait until grandma gets dumped out of her long-term care facility when her Medicare and Medicaid are cut, and they have to share the basement. Won’t even be able to jerk off to trans girl porn bots anymore.

kissphoria.bsky.social•5 days ago

can we rename our group chat the male to female transgenders battalion

atthemuseum.bsky.social•5 days ago

But butthole lasers is RIGHT THERE!

samanthapaula.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yes, except I don't hate Italians.

samanthapaula.bsky.social•5 days ago

Also, adding "Pseudo-Vagina" to my list of possible band names.

samanthapaula.bsky.social•5 days ago

"Butthole Lasers" is too close to "Butthole Surfers."

JessTheUnstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy•5 days ago

@katelynburns.com Is he using Italian as a euphemism for fascist? And where can I sign up for the surgery to be able to shoot lasers from my ass? That sounds rad as hell!

JessTheUnstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy•5 days ago

@katelynburns.com Though no way in fuck am I willingly working for the military industrial complex or cops.

grumpybozo.toad.social.ap.brid.gy•3 days ago

@JessTheUnstill @katelynburns.com I think he’s on a self-pity high, imagining himself the target of ethnic hate. It validates his worldview.

mikedropnews.bsky.social•5 days ago

Why can I no longer tell what is edited and what is just "the real words of men like Chris Rufo"?

hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social•5 days ago

We’re going to see a lot of “trans coworkers talk about trans things” scandals for the rest of our lives aren’t we?

tehlasercat.bsky.social•5 days ago

I fucking hate that this dumbass and his dumbass tweet is going to start a lavender purge of the civil service

oyin.bo•5 days ago

Why don't you like Italian Elon Musk??

wildlystrollingben.bsky.social•4 days ago

Honestly describes me pretty well too. And I’m cis!

satanicfragment.bsky.social•5 days ago

The existence of all the Luigi thirst posting disproves the hatred of Italians.

I honestly hope his replies are nothing but that, tbh.

jackfairys115dream.bsky.social•4 days ago

😆😆😆

rileyfaelan.bsky.social•5 days ago

Does mumbling about the Italian Space Butthole Lasers make him the Space Laser Gentleman, as a masc counterweight to the fabled Space Laser Lady?

gwenners.bsky.social•5 days ago

Butthole lazers? The heck?

sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social•5 days ago

ipl or laser hair removal. Not like the Tucker Carlson butt-hole tanning advertisement that he did on hi show a while back

jwlicinio.bsky.social•5 days ago

those logs are, if anything, kind of tame and boring by transfem standards. i didn’t even see a single use of imageboard brainworm terminology

hersheykiss.com•5 days ago

I just wish someone hadn't leaked the butt-hole lazer thing.

miriamgrace.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ikr? Now the prices on butt-hole lasers are through the roof.

lookarose.bsky.social•5 days ago

This kinda stuff is why I point out that the cishets can get away with talking about smell fetishs for half an hour in a work chat but if we say the same shit folks want to kill us

writerwithcats.bsky.social•5 days ago

If we could shoot lasers out of our butts.

That's it, that's all I got. 🤪

ghostlysable.bsky.social•5 days ago

I like how none of this is wrong if you read a whole bunch of memes and conversations in completely the wrong way.

rinkuraku.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's the point, fire trans people for being trans. Make it harder for us to exist.

oldtechlady.bsky.social•5 days ago

They would be amazed if they ever found out how many of us are network security geeks.

voidsbunny.bsky.social•5 days ago

Are we supposed to hate Italians?

Did I miss a memo?

Is there a transfem war against Italy?

vysaika.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yeah, I'm ??? on that one too. Like normally I can at least follow the chain of...whatever passes for "logic" for whatever weird claim is being made about us, but this one has me stumped.

voidsbunny.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yeah. It just comes out of nowhere.

"They hate Italians"

I have no idea what that's about.

greenlightening.bsky.social•5 days ago

I think it’s a way of saying trans folks don’t like fascists. He’s equating that with all Italians.

voidsbunny.bsky.social•5 days ago

He might want to make that a little clearer.

I don't think that's what most people associate with Italy unless the conversation's about WWII.

greenlightening.bsky.social•5 days ago

I don’t think his communication goals involve clarity or being able to successfully communicate with normal ppl.

mefcorv.bsky.social•5 days ago

“They keep talking about hating this Mussolini guy. Must hate Italians or something.”

mefcorv.bsky.social•5 days ago

Also like…are they unaware that cis women *also* deal with butthole hair?

sgrif.bsky.social•5 days ago

I do fantasize about shooting lasers from my butthole it's true

katelynburns.com•5 days ago

"If she were here, she'd consume the conservatives with fireballs from her eyes, and bolts of lightening from her arse"

dankeevy.bsky.social•5 days ago

And curse the nation of Italy with every fiber of her being.

raeman.bsky.social•5 days ago

What is this dumb animal smoking? Does he need a reminder that Russian asset, Tulsi Gabbard, has taken charge? And who is running the damn administration?

alainasadhd.bsky.social•5 days ago

'Att 'll do, Donkey... 'Att 'll do

hotgirlchristmas.bsky.social•5 days ago

No irony. No chill. No grasp of reality.

katelynburns.com•5 days ago

Losing it at Chris Rufo getting mad that a trans woman might not want a hairy butthole

erocy.world•5 days ago

He should just get to ‘the woman’s orgasm is made up’ and ‘it’s actually gay to have sex for non procreation reasons with your wife’. Save us all some time

greytalyn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Imagine spending time being obsessed with other people's butthole hair.

muteki-ish.bsky.social•5 days ago

Slightly disappointed to find he doesn't mean firing lasers from a butthole

erinsopran.bsky.social•5 days ago

Literally

stillfialka.bsky.social•5 days ago

In space.

emiliagb.bsky.social•5 days ago

I suspect Rufo there is one of those people who don't think women actually have body hair.

trax123.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'm personally offended that he spelled "laser" with a Z.

paulatkinsonpdx.bsky.social•5 days ago

It’s personal to him because he is in fact a hairy butthole.

hungryfool.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh that is what he is talking about. I thought it was some trans human shit he was falling down

inplacesdeep.bsky.social•5 days ago

if I had CIA money i wouldn't be *fantasizing* about butthole lasers

shake1n1bake.bsky.social•5 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/shake1n1bake.bsky.social/post/3lizpsst2cc25

eyegah.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh THAT’S what that was a reference to! Gotta be honest, I was stumped. Gotta say, tho, as a CIS lady and nurse who has seen some butts in my day, hairy buttholes on ladies is a pretty natural if annoying occurrence.

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