Anyone who bought it, looked at any part of it, and thought "This is a tough off-road vehicle" needs to seriously wonder why they were getting paid enough by someone to buy one of these things.
But the cybertruck was clearly designed and manufactured by YT mediocre broskis….I feel like the Asian tech would just die of laughter at the stupidity of the rice summoning…do Asian techs even carry that much double sided tape?!
Drove by one on the highway near Toronto, Ontario. That vehicle is so ugly it is the perfect example of how people will do whatever is needed to be a social climber. No matter how stupid they look, they want to be part of the elite group.
It’s almost like Rivian is a real auto manufacturer and the Swasticars were a cheap knockoff intentionally designed to cut corners and maximize profits so the Turd Reich could take from the taxpayers and give to the Reich.
Cybertrucks have zero traction... I'm sure this guy has seen all the videos... stuck in mud, stuck in sand, stick in snow... and here he is stuck on a boat ramp until it slid backward into the water. 🤡
Just don't open the doors. As a kid my mom watched someone float their beetle down the river, hit the bank, and drive back to do it again. Got stuck in the water, panicked and opened the doors, whole thing went down 😅
For them, it's just a status symbol. lol It's "look at me, I'm rich!" at least that's why my older cousin bought one. He calls himself a millionaire too. lol
I am so confused as to how he thinks no one is going to know it doesn’t float when someone will try it LMAO. How does he get away with False advertising like this?? 🤦♀️🤦♀️
My local Ford/Lincoln dealership just sent me an email offering me a $108K CT for "only" $104K. I considered calling them and offering $20. I wouldn't drive it. I'd park it somewhere and offer people the chance to hit it with a sledgehammer for $10 and then give the money to ActBlue.
The proof would be that they overpaid for a very expensive "cheap" car> it rattles and the seats are uncomfortable - and that's my experience from Uber rides alone.
I’ll link the part where you’re right but even if you put it into car wash mode this still happens and they will claim it wasn’t put into car wash mode. It was a nightmare. I think they fixed it by now in their manufacturing but Jesus Christ what a shit company. And I have a model X.
The fact that’s even a thing is utterly stupid. wtf is car wash mode? What does it do? Can it not detect a car wash when put into neutral? What functions are necessary for a cybertruck in neutral that would be impeding in car wash mode otherwise outside of a car wash?
Comments
"On this spot, March 10th, 2025, we learned that Cybertrucks cannot swim."
https://youtu.be/4yndG1G6_EA
This is the tragic part of the news, cybertruck owners should follow the destiny of their tesla things...
#NeverTesla
The electronics, motors, and controller are probably toast.
Asshole deserves a 100% insurance denial.
But that's been debunked.
What actually happens is that rice attracts Asian techs who will repair the device while you sleep!
The only ones laughing and ruling- the “Libs” 🤭🤭🤭
(Clearly has seen this movie a few times)
No sympathy
Do it again—every day so I can have a hearty laugh 🤭
No. No, it can't.
Boat Anchor ⚓
https://youtu.be/7WiQxL-L0qA?si=GIWrGpBsPvenFfVT
Heck, even the new version of the VW Beetle looks better than this thing.
God have mercy.
Nobody was hurt?!? What about Leon's FEELINGS? They were hurt.
Probably.
It never goes well ...
Delete Twitter X
Applaud exploding SpaceX rockets
And they had to get a diver to attach the tow wire?
Good to know.
That's what I remember reading when I did a deep dive on it a month or so ago.
Enjoyable.
Tow-truck: $800+
Diver: $2000+
Dead Cybertruck from immersing it from a boat ramp: Priceless!
They bought a child's drawing of a future car with horrendous design flaws. Not your sharpest bulbs in the schoolhouse.
LMAO
Ahhh, that's a shame.