I love kitchen words that sound really impressive but are actually super easy. Like you can sauté the mushrooms and garlic in butter occasionally deglazing with white wine and it's all basically just dropping things in a hot pan and occasionally swirling it around.
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“Crushed potatoes served with crushed minted peas and beef jus”… it’s mashed potato, mushy peas w/mint sauce & meat juice gravy you pretentious doorknob! 🤣🤣
- leisurely dinner anti clockwise
- in a hurry clockwise
Yeah, I burnt them…
It still works too, if you want to impress your friends who don't cook; they'll never know!
Roll the leaf up, then cut thin strips.
AKA cut eggplant into small cubes, salt them, wait 30 mins, dump off the excess water, and then toss them in the oven.
I try but I just can’t get the hang of it.
I pretend I am narrating for a cooking show. I live alone no one hears or sees anything. The food, is downright delicious!!