purest ratio ever recorded, we have achieved perfection today - ThreadSky

nameshiv.bsky.social • 23 days ago

purest ratio ever recorded, we have achieved perfection today

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You get free drinks, open doors, you get to live if the ship goes down with the kids, you get to live longer, you get to wear anything you want and aren't put in a box, you don't have to be drafted, you don't have to fight another girl to defend your man.
I'll trade you my penis for that thing.

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cageyratfish.bsky.social•23 days ago

*zero* likes. Holy shit i don't think i have EVER seen that, EVER. On twitter OR here

kindwordsorbees.bsky.social•23 days ago

If I have learned anything from Tumblr, it's that this guy probably uses Arch Linux.

shinery.bsky.social•23 days ago

Why would I want to trade a mushroom in a fur coat for something that gets me free drinks

radiobeartime.com•23 days ago

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

llyfrgellbabel.bsky.social•23 days ago

Dude can't distinguish between nobless oblige offered (mostly in the breach) by the privileged to the less so and structural disadvantage.

bmceuen.bsky.social•23 days ago

I’m sitting over here waiting to see how high the ratio gets before someone likes it. And then I will immediately block that person.

bmceuen.bsky.social•23 days ago

It happened everyone https://bsky.app/profile/bmceuen.bsky.social/post/3llwkpoyses2u

guerillalibrarian.bsky.social•22 days ago

He ought not give up his penis without doing some fact checking first.

chriswarcraft.bsky.social•23 days ago

My god, not even one like. That has to be some sort of record

sff180.bsky.social•23 days ago

I am absolutely in awe of this. MF just jumped in with both feet and let a lifetime of grievance all out at once.

speasley.com•23 days ago

Abigail lit the torch! It’s a faint glow but she believes.

jamesfrye.bsky.social•23 days ago

Not even someone who accidentally clicked on it as they were scrolling.

luanneplatter.bsky.social•23 days ago

I accidentally clicked a like on one of the comments. It happens. But not to him. Amazing.

nameshiv.bsky.social•23 days ago

you just got more likes for this in one second than that man has managed all day

jcoblentz.bsky.social•23 days ago

wattle.bsky.social•23 days ago

some dingus just ruined it

outofmemory.bsky.social•23 days ago

Aw hell no......yep, a dingus.

queengwenevere.bsky.social•23 days ago

Why do bots gotta spoil everything!

alishagrauso.bsky.social•23 days ago

Chris, don't laugh. Some men are very sensitive to being drafted or being on ships that go down.

glennf.com•23 days ago

I…can wear anything I want.

alishagrauso.bsky.social•23 days ago

It's been a week of historic firsts.

megaweapon5.bsky.social•23 days ago

Not even a NY Times or WaPo op-ed!

dezziegriff.bsky.social•23 days ago

I'll admit, I always enjoy the presence of a Bluesky main character. Makes me feel like this site has got something going

thealice.bsky.social•23 days ago

This might be the most incredible ratio I've ever seen

mattwag.bsky.social•23 days ago

I know there’s a lot going on here, but I’m very curious about the constraints he feels are placed on what men can wear.

wintermute115.bsky.social•23 days ago

I suspect he is mad that women can wear pants but he can't wear a skirt without his friends mocking him.

kabbiearlish.bsky.social•23 days ago

I suspect that too, as do many trans women in the replies. (And I love them so much for trying to help Paul out!)

But I worry that Paul just hates women the way so many cis men do. ☹️

tamslick.bsky.social•23 days ago

Homie needs a higher grade of friends.

wintermute115.bsky.social•23 days ago

Water finds its level.

reggiedeluxe.bsky.social•23 days ago

Worse shut out than mariners baseball.

gwenforr.bsky.social•22 days ago

There’s 15 likes now but I think half are from trans women reading the last sentence like me too, sis.

exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social•23 days ago

godDAMN

nullprose.bsky.social•22 days ago

it's wild when incels describe how much they hate patriarchy and yet have 100% internalized it as a system that benefits women.

tamslick.bsky.social•23 days ago

Getting to survive shipwrecks is an often-overlooked perk of womanhood.

juniperd.bsky.social•23 days ago

"that thing" 🤣

culagovski.net•23 days ago

It's literally infinity.

karenho.bsky.social•23 days ago

"why are you complaining about lower pay and fewer promotions when you get free drinks?"

looshagbrolley.bsky.social•23 days ago

If duder truly thinks free drinks come with no strings, he'll accept one from a guy.

jcoblentz.bsky.social•23 days ago

That guy must be in a fight with his penis. My penis and me are bffs!

nameshiv.bsky.social•23 days ago

well at least we know what this guy will put up with for a free beer

wbbaggins.bsky.social•23 days ago

got damn, I opened this skeet earlier & had a laugh, closed the tab.

clicked into it yet again to see what the numbers were & i swear to god, the heart was RED.

I removed it, we're back down to 1 like, and I offer my SINCERE apologies to the community affected 🙏

alishagrauso.bsky.social•23 days ago

Bluesky doing its part to contribute to a week of historic firsts.

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