i would simply not have bought and then additionally customized the tackiest "pay attention to me" car of all time. huge skill issue to not just buy an m3 - ThreadSky

A car that is nicer, costs less, and is infinitely less repugnant < owning the libs, according to that Cybertruck owner I suppose

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parochialnimrod.bsky.social•9 days ago

'profane sticker'

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imnotahrhitter.bsky.social•10 days ago

Buying and driving around the 89' Batmobile would be less embarrassing than this. In fact, it'd be pretty awesome. I should buy the 89' Batmobile.

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stebe.bsky.social•10 days ago

Unfair to punish this guy for unlocking all cars and tracks in a PS1 racing game

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joshuaaslan.bsky.social•9 days ago

Gold color chroming on this further makes it look like some wonky "future car" from perfect dark on the n64

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joebos617.bsky.social•10 days ago

the biggest cancer on society is the type of guy that would buy that car so i highly critically support tesla's efforts to screw them over

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kdb150.bsky.social•10 days ago

"Pay attention to me!"
...
"No, not like that!"

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xanderoconnor.bsky.social•10 days ago

lol till you mentioned the m3, i don’t think i had thought about all the cars these chuds *weren’t* buying for 100 goddamn thousand dollars.

SO MANY GREAT CARS IN FACT I THINK LITERALLY EVERY OTHER 100K CAR IS PROBABLY RAD AF

i need to go outside and touch ‘stang

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shiroool.bsky.social•9 days ago

Low poly car😭

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imdmingyour.mom•10 days ago

there are a ton of chud-friendly vehicles he could have gotten that might have garnered less attention for him

whatever happened to chuds driving Chevy Avalanches?

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plantingahead.bsky.social•9 days ago

A lot of them are in scrap yards or already been recycled. I still see a few, but it’s small in relation to the brodozers.

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cheche300.bsky.social•9 days ago

and gold as well? peak participation trophy energy

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nogoblins.bsky.social•10 days ago

I say we target them with additional threats, harassment

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ljoymills.bsky.social•10 days ago

What a beast! Ugliest car ever.

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ilovepets420.bsky.social•10 days ago

jerk store now selling jerk accessories

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bluntzkrieg420.bsky.social•10 days ago

Failing to hit my accessory sales quota at the jerk store

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pumpkinpal.bsky.social•10 days ago

if my MD drove a fucking reflective gold cybertruck and I found out about it I'd be changing doctors immediately regardless of how big a pain in the ass it was

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alicedyeforme.bsky.social•10 days ago

I mean shit, I won't even patronize a restaurant with one of those parked in the employee area

Much less and MD

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internethippo.bsky.social•10 days ago

The humble toyota corolla literally exists...

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lorettasparks.bsky.social•9 days ago

I havent taken my 2008 to the shop in 5 years and it still drives like a champ. I think theyre like cockroaches: immune to blade and arrow

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krustyallslopp.bsky.social•10 days ago

And you can't beat a classic Lada!

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datadefender.bsky.social•9 days ago

The GR Corolla is a sweet looking little car.

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bartsmith.bsky.social•10 days ago

which you can also get in gold if that's really something you need

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drew.rw•10 days ago

Becoming a Pontiac Solstice sicko is also within arms reach.

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lildingis.bsky.social•10 days ago

humble, dependable, fits a small to average sized person - we must salute a Corolls Royce

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ichaseferalcats.bsky.social•10 days ago

yeah. just me in my 33k outback cruising past your 6 ton bullion on wheels that is spinning out on snow covered streets and into a ditch only to be stuck in the mud and have a standard f150 pull you out. great purchase sir

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nurseboystanley.bsky.social•10 days ago

My corolla in suburban PA is and has been doing great in the snow these last 3 weeks and has been great the last 10yrs of ownership. Watched an f150 collide with a streetlight when they spun out yesterday. I dunno maybe you are wrong.

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ichaseferalcats.bsky.social•10 days ago

you really can't make a joke in this here app

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lildingis.bsky.social•10 days ago

Me: KNOCK KNOCK

This app: No seriously, who is there? I am being SO serious, WHO IS THERE?!

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lildingis.bsky.social•10 days ago

Nice argument unfortunately I have already portrayed myself as the reliable Japanese automobile and you as the goofy ass Nazi mobile

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dominarabner.bsky.social•10 days ago

My wife has a 200 Forester (eligible now for "classic car" status lol) and that thing may run forever.

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dominarabner.bsky.social•10 days ago

2000* whoops.

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irieshmike.bsky.social•6 days ago

No lies detected.

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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com•10 days ago

hell if you're really insistent on decadence there's always the noble Prius

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roosed.bsky.social•10 days ago

Honestly the new plug-in hybrid Prius looks pretty sick

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nigeloshea.bsky.social•9 days ago

I took a ride in a Toyota Mirai last week. Hydrogen fuel cell electric. Didn't know it existed, but the Mirai has been around since 2014. Only available in California at the moment of course.

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vornietom.bsky.social•9 days ago

Prius hive rise up

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forestservicehater.bsky.social•10 days ago

there should be a prius based pickup truck. toyota send me one million dollars

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sabertoothedpie.bsky.social•10 days ago

I was gonna get a license to buy a Prius v but they discontinued it so there’s no point

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bitters.bsky.social•9 days ago

I bought a Prius Prime last year and it’s absolutely the best car I’ve ever owned, A+++, highly recommended, etc.

(No, Toyota is not paying me, sadly)

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jimmytwohands.bsky.social•9 days ago

And unlike a cybertruck you can put lumber in it without more than half of it sticking out the back just waiting for a chance to spring free

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lurkymclurk.bsky.social•10 days ago

I look at 3-5 year old Priuses with less than 40k miles on car max the way these dude look at a big bag of coke

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superba.bsky.social•10 days ago

A kei truck has better bones than the polygon

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k4killjoy.bsky.social•9 days ago

I am begging them to report what the profane sticker said.

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mangobanjo.bsky.social•9 days ago

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k4killjoy.bsky.social•9 days ago

Makes one wonder what kind of person doesn't want nazis to fuck off.

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mangobanjo.bsky.social•9 days ago

He's literally said he's looking to move to a "Republican State"

https://www.telegram.com/story/news/2025/02/12/local-tesla-owner-says-hes-being-harassed-targeted-over-cybertruck/78462293007/

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mangobanjo.bsky.social•9 days ago

(P.S. This is not disagreement or correction. Just adding on!)

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whykristinwhy.bsky.social•10 days ago

No1 most vandalized, doesn’t even make the long list for most stolen

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kissphoria.bsky.social•10 days ago

my hot take is that the hideous wraps look better than the default cybertruck. at least it looks like some rocket league shit or the halo warthog

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catfishsushi.bsky.social•10 days ago

This unlocked the memory of a fabled “golden warthog” which led to a search and an additional unlocked memory:

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kissphoria.bsky.social•10 days ago

god i wanted to drive it so bad

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johnnyzcz.bsky.social•10 days ago

That still has more polygons than an IRL cybertruck

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funeralpig.bsky.social•10 days ago

the peasants mock my golden chariot which does great emotional harm to me

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vegetablegremlin.bsky.social•10 days ago

Well that's the thing about free speech

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on-tannhausergate.bsky.social•10 days ago

It was absolutely look at me fascist garbage from the very first one. The guy got what he paid for.

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policegazette.bsky.social•9 days ago

The original Nazi-mobile, the VW beetle, went on to become the car of peace-loving hippies. I don't see that for this. This is typically American: too big, too expensive. In the future, kids will be playing in the abandoned husks of them in open fields.

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infinata.bsky.social•10 days ago

no way

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infinata.bsky.social•9 days ago

Finally remembered where I saw him before.

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joedobner.bsky.social•9 days ago

If you could generate electicity from supervillain particles he could power all of Boston

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airbudddwyer.bsky.social•10 days ago

lmao the lapel pin has destroyed me, it's doing some harm

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infinata.bsky.social•10 days ago

Loving the marble walls too.

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trevorcavanagh.bsky.social•10 days ago

he should just incorporate it into his next magic act. saw it in half or something

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bicycleidiot.bsky.social•10 days ago

Reminds me of the magic gold thong Jason Giambi once shared with his Yankee teammates

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garbagefriend.bsky.social•10 days ago

I hate it when my family feels in danger after I bought "the world is dangerous for my family" truck

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lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•10 days ago

Or a Hummer...i can't believe I'm defending Hummers on here, but here we are.

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blandphilosophy.bsky.social•10 days ago

The gold makes it infinitely worse

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mattdobbins.com•10 days ago

There is no excuse for violence; there is also no excuse for willful ignorance. He refers to it as a billboard. What does he think he is advertising?

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sammagotchi.bsky.social•10 days ago

"Oh noes, people are making JUDGMENTS about me just because I bought a Nazimobile! How UNJUST!"

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bonenberger.bsky.social•10 days ago

Was somewhat surprised to see he’s not a cardiologist or neurosurgeon, though his listing on US News and World Report does indicate he works with dementia and Alzheimers

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lenecharlotten.bsky.social•9 days ago

1938
2025

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healthytim.bsky.social•9 days ago

i saw one covered in fur that was acceptable. i think if you make it look wacky it’s fine. they just need to start bedazzling them or something

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theaccidentalotaku.bsky.social•9 days ago

That’s kind of beautiful. It reminds me of Star Fox on the N64.

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unpaidlunch.bsky.social•10 days ago

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oldpappythomas.bsky.social•10 days ago

proud of Massachusetts

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rhysneedham.bsky.social•10 days ago

Is that a photo or video game art?

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mohetron.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Cybertruck makes of miss the days when guys like this would drive around in Hummers. Sure, they were still obnoxious, but at least they looked like a normal car.

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bogyankee.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yeah, it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to that "Klassi"* ride. To my friends and family in the Bay State: don't you even think about it! 🧐

*"Klassi" is the name of one of the strippers who got her books from this "doctor"

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bogyankee.bsky.social•9 days ago

Boobs!

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emer.net•9 days ago

The electric M5 is cheaper and like a million times better!

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invictahog.bsky.social•10 days ago

Of course he's a cosmetic surgeon. I bet his patients look stupid when they get done with his surgery too

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lemoutonnoir.bsky.social•9 days ago

What did you expect?

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frenbot.bsky.social•10 days ago

lol you’re telling me a doctor who owns a business can’t buy, lease, or rent a different, non-Musk car

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bear-dee-arr.bsky.social•9 days ago

His name is “Kumait Jaroje” so he’s probably only months away from a one-way shackled military transport.

His vehicle will be given to a need Afrikaaner.

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notdred.bsky.social•10 days ago

Lmao that he also clearly bought it as a business expense for the med spa he runs and plastered advertising on it. Guess you got that attention you were looking for, buddy!

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vegetablegremlin.bsky.social•10 days ago

i'm loving the energy that looks at the most ostentatious oversized ridiculous vehicle on the road and decides "not gaudy enough"

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gaminesquegambit.bsky.social•9 days ago

me putting a giant neon sign outside my house that says "I'M A JACKASS" and wondering why everyone is calling me jackass

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targetdisk.io•10 days ago

...or learn to fix the car that you already own if you have access to a garage! I'm going to be rebuilding my 5-speed manual gearbox on my 2010 Ford Focus SE with one of my muscle mommy girlfriends soon 💪😍👍

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leupp.bsky.social•10 days ago

Seriously.

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witoldhayes.bsky.social•10 days ago

the base m3 (rwd with a manual!) is even less

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leupp.bsky.social•10 days ago

tbh if I’m already dropping $100k on a bmw I’d just spend an extra $30k and get the M5 wagon. Gorgeous shit

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witoldhayes.bsky.social•9 days ago

yeah definitely…absolute beast

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leupp.bsky.social•9 days ago

The only problem (besides the overall price) is the mileage you get with these things

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witoldhayes.bsky.social•9 days ago

premium gas too to get that 0mpg lol

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unseengrub.bsky.social•9 days ago

Can see how it's sinking in thengrass due to it being a fatty fat fat BMW.

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anxioustortoise.bsky.social•9 days ago

Make it a blue hue and I'm in idc (if only I wasn't broke)

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unseengrub.bsky.social•9 days ago

Obese smurf asthetics (I have a Gladiator so my tastes awful)

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michaelbranes.bsky.social•9 days ago

cybertrucks belong in a video game, not real life

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prototypecube.bsky.social•10 days ago

the missing hubcap really sets the whole ensemble off here

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snowdayfan1.bsky.social•10 days ago

It’s just a different wheel. Though that’s funny in its own way

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williedustice.bsky.social•10 days ago

Elon is going to make Cybertruck owners a protected class and making fun of them will be a hate crime.

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grumpyzeus.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hey Doc: Someone conducted a profane attack on my Medicare and Social Security information.

Things suck all over pal.

Sorry what yours got vandalized. I can relate.

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teflonslinky.bsky.social•10 days ago

I'd simply buy the most reliable, economical, and comfortable car within my budgeted price range but I guess I'm just Built Different

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fflobster.bsky.social•9 days ago

It's an outmoded stereotype, yes, but I can't help but feel that a doctor should have had better taste in the first place.

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mikeisaac.bsky.social•10 days ago

at first i was like “a doctor drives this??” then i realized what kind of doctor

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jbminn.bsky.social•10 days ago

no trade-ins (that vehicle has no value even used)

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andhewolf.bsky.social•10 days ago

He do be looking evil.

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deschain82.bsky.social•9 days ago

There’s a guy who owns at least one mysterious oil lamp.

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plantingahead.bsky.social•9 days ago

Isn’t that the actor that’s suing Blake Lively?

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convivialbrodude.bsky.social•9 days ago

I briefly dated a woman in the mid 00's whose father was a podiatrist that drove a bright yellow Hummer (with personalized plates, natch). I remember thinking at the time that I would never go to a doctor with a car like that.

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caylen.bsky.social•10 days ago

going to your hair stylist & asking for "the betrayer"

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parochialnimrod.bsky.social•9 days ago

Doctor Strangerdanger

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skeet.best•9 days ago

my man is scheming against his sultan

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tonydaniel.bsky.social•9 days ago

I've seen one with MD plates.

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tarnished.bsky.social•10 days ago

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coletteshade.bsky.social•9 days ago

I like how he has a huge gold caduceus pin on his lapel so you’re aware who you’re talking to

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boxofmillipedes.bsky.social•9 days ago

lol of course it's the caduceus rather than the rod of asclepius

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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com•9 days ago

wouldn't want people to think he's a wizard once corrupted by a great and terrible font of evil

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dankeevy.bsky.social•9 days ago

Some doctors wear stethoscopes, but history will forget them. He will be mentioned with Achilles.

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krizzypower.bsky.social•9 days ago

His quote about we all human…bish begone

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timprice.bsky.social•9 days ago

Mister Devil

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swagceo.bsky.social•10 days ago

Just your humble neighborhood BBL clinic owner who drives a gold wrapped cyber truck

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doctoracularf.bsky.social•10 days ago

Dr. Strange?

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skeet.best•10 days ago

he sure is

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petestaiano.com•9 days ago

not only is it a better car, it's significantly cheaper

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srboisvert.bsky.social•9 days ago

Plastic surgeon shows poor judgement was an entire TV series on FX a couple decades ago.

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ritadespierta.bsky.social•10 days ago

If it were a Prius, the gold wrap would look good and it wouldn't ruin the finish on the car *smh*

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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social•9 days ago

Makes you think about the intelligence level of a doctor who thought this would be a good advertisement for his business. You’d also think that being from Syria, maybe protesting wannabe dictators would be a better option rather than purchasing their nazi products

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mylrea.bsky.social•10 days ago

Its like that businessman in India that had a custom made gold shirt that was eventually beaten to death by a mob.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/16/indian-businessman-famed-for-240000-gold-shirt-beaten-to-death

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sri.plur.ca•9 days ago

unfortunate smelting accident

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aprile529.bsky.social•10 days ago

Please, he knew he'd get reaction, he turned the piece of crap gold to be more noticed.

I love his wife was so quick to jump on not ever having to drive it again.

He should be asking Trump and Elon to be better people, not the folks who hate them.

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siluah.bsky.social•9 days ago

His broke ass can't even replace the hub cap that they probably charge 2k for

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sjwheeljack.bsky.social•10 days ago

lol it looks like some kind of cheesy unlockable PS2 era skin

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vicmrodriguez.bsky.social•10 days ago

i'm tickled by this dude being like "well, i pre-ordered it 5 years ago and got it last year". did nothing happen in the interim? was he just sleepwalking through all of this?

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pumpkinpal.bsky.social•10 days ago

"I thought that the total possibility space for reactions to an expensive new car were approval and envy, I never realized that negative reactions were possible"

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pumpkinpal.bsky.social•10 days ago

...this is actually one of the most MD-coded thoughts it's possible to have. This guy's definitely a specialist.

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pumpkinpal.bsky.social•10 days ago

he's a liposuction and "non-surgical facelift" guy whose practice is called "Sculpting MD"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sending a complaint to the writers because this is WAY too on-the-nose

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pershing48.bsky.social•10 days ago

There's at least two in my city. Judging from where I see one of them parked I think it's a banker or landlord. The other one is a food truck owner (????)

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pottymouthpundit.bsky.social•9 days ago

I always say we need to vote with our dollars. While I don’t support people harassing this guy for being dumb enough to buy a truck that you can’t even take off-road, I will say that anyone who buys a cyber truck is buying an expensive piece of crap AND is supporting a known fascist.

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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com•10 days ago

relatedly just found out they released a gold colored 2025 toyota prius and i have to admit it looks sick as hell

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farawaylook.bsky.social•10 days ago

you unlock this if you beat Frigate in under 2:30 on 00 agent

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erocy.world•10 days ago

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swizzard.pizza•10 days ago

N64-ass vehicle

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laurelpowell.net•10 days ago

Polestar has a gold Polestar 4 which also looks rad

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lamp.bsky.social•9 days ago

that ain't gold that's just yellow

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funkjunkins.bsky.social•10 days ago

for the cost of a cybertruck you can buy a brand new daily prius, weekend prius, and track day prius. much more sensible financial choice imo.

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jagged-edges.bsky.social•10 days ago

Toyota really nailed this generation of Prius. AWD, 200HP, decent price.

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funkjunkins.bsky.social•10 days ago

the corolla hybrid is the new prius (cheap, slow as shit)

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wuhanclams.bsky.social•9 days ago

I wish more cars were slow as shit.

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cheaptoy.bsky.social•9 days ago

Gawd I miss my Golf TDI

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anxioustortoise.bsky.social•9 days ago

Unironically same. It may never happen. But if you really wish for this, I have a couple of web resources I wish to share for all.

https://Visionzeronetwork.org
https://Strongtowns.org

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chrismcneil.bsky.social•10 days ago

So much so that it makes me uncomfortable. Been mocking Prius drivers for decades now.

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jagged-edges.bsky.social•9 days ago

Right?! It looks really slick too!

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seen4.bsky.social•10 days ago

I support automakers (not Tesla) that provide bolder colors than the standard few we see everywhere

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sri.plur.ca•10 days ago

selling my maroon minivan this week and it was a fight to get its replacement in anything but black, white or grey

(I found a blue one eventually)

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seen4.bsky.social•9 days ago

Glad you found a blue one

I’m ready for a 50s-70s bright muscle car era to return

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3fecta.bsky.social•10 days ago

I saw a purple pastel Cadillac a bit ago, and was just thinking this really stands out against the usual. We need more color options.

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seen4.bsky.social•10 days ago

An old car of mine was a solid red and even that feels unusual compared to the cars I see on the road here

That purple one sounds so cool though. If I saw a car in a bright teal or green or something like that I’d love it

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r7plays.bsky.social•10 days ago

Real cars have curves

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friendo.bsky.social•10 days ago

love how the new prius looks like an rc car, they should make a fast one

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walterpeck1.bsky.social•10 days ago

So close and yet so far...

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friendo.bsky.social•10 days ago

im willing to accept it

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notsamforwork.bsky.social•10 days ago

they should do a hybrid GR Yaris since the current WRC cars are hybrids now

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reneeblrod.bsky.social•10 days ago

It's Richard Scarry's Gold Bug for the 21st century!

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charliegio.bsky.social•9 days ago

What color should I wrap my Accord Hybrid?

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johnlimouze.bsky.social•10 days ago

Crazy what Japan has accomplish since that guy got Shinzo Abe'd

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seanzor.bsky.social•10 days ago

Looks like a Lamborghini before the final 'flatten-and-stretch' stage of manufacturing. Very handsome.

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thedimpsler.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mmm delicious Honey Mustard Prius.

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theedingus.bsky.social•10 days ago

unsafe to drive at any speed! (gets too much poon tang)

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notsamforwork.bsky.social•10 days ago

my dream car is still a first generation Honda Insight

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live.from.roys.house•10 days ago

seeing those two in succession makes it look like the detailed 3d model in a video game took a while to load in lol

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helenkennedy.bsky.social•10 days ago

I have never been particularly drawn to gold in general - I wear silver jewelry - but since Trump, I find all things gold gross and tacky. My landlord is redoing my kitchen with gold tone fittings and I'm so pissed about it.

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thegonzalez.bsky.social•10 days ago

It looks like it's about to aggressively hit on me.

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40goingon28.bsky.social•10 days ago

This is what we thought the future would look like in 1979

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politosway.bsky.social•10 days ago

I would not spray paint a cartoon penis on this car, so it passes the test.

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artofcoop.bsky.social•10 days ago

Toyota always has some really good colors in their lineup, with some metal flake in the paint for that extra zing

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der2doug.bsky.social•10 days ago

breaking: local man who accidentally tumbled into a cybertruck additionally crashed into a gilding factory.

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rkemb.bsky.social•9 days ago

"he uses it as a billboard for his medical spa" he totally expensed it and claimed tax deductions, didn't he?

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walshmobile.bsky.social•10 days ago

shit at that cost they could've gotten an m5

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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com•10 days ago

hell, a souped up i5

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umotu.bsky.social•10 days ago

Look, a gold dumpster!

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servingtuna.bsky.social•10 days ago

Alternatively, just buy a Hummer EV. You still get all the douchebag points, it doesn’t spontaneously combust, and it actually has some cool features.

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sri.plur.ca•9 days ago

i saw one today, it’s big but not as big as i thought

though i guess that’s partly because every new half ton truck on sale today is longer, taller and (including mirrors) wider than a hummer H1

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servingtuna.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yeah I used to work for a GM dealer, I was shocked at the size compared to like a 3500 dually. I haven’t driven one but I have to imagine they have better handling than the giant Silverados too.

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andrewcfrancis.bsky.social•10 days ago

Buys a PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! car and then can't understand people paying attention to him.

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capitalcrimes.bsky.social•10 days ago

You just don't understand the 3 year struggle of getting rich from mall quality plastic surgery

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