if someone tried to talk to me about birth rates i would simply change the subject. you seen them combination air fryer/broiler/microwave ovens? what'll those egg heads think up next
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There are 8+ billion of us on every habitable and inhabitable tract of land in the entire world.
Any talk is just bullshit Christian subtext. Fuck those idiots.
Also, "if you want more kids born, make 6 months of paid parental leave mandatory, universal Pre-K, universal health insurance to age 26, free public day care, and free public schooling through a bachelor's degree" seems to work well too
did u know you can unscrew the handle of some frying pans & they fit perfectly inside the airfrier/convection ovens? that's how I fry eggs after my stovetop started short circuiting, it's so useful, just preheat w/ oil for 5 mins at 200c then 3-5 at 180c
Don’t do it, Lauren. I like you once believed in the combination air fryer/broiler/microwave oven. Then I bought one and it now takes twelve minutes to toast a bagel.
They seem to like stats a LOT. Maybe they should pick up a normal hobby like watching basketball. Get obsessed over player win shares per 48. Nikola Jokic averaging a triple double. Things of that nature
the population could start declining in 75 years? i don't know about all that, but the toshiba 7-in-1 can microwave, broil, and convection cook a whole chicken all at once
Male sperm counts have dropped 75%in 75 years! The WHO just keeps dropping what is "normal" so although a guy's test comes back normal, he's only at 25% of his grandfather's output. Since two eggs have all the DNA necessary to spawn new female life it's cleat that Mother Nature is taking care of us
most microwaves have an option for silent operation. no beeps at all, great for keeping late night snacking secret or if you just don't like the beeps.
I recommend everyone get a ninja foodi 10-in-1. The ability to make jerky, roast a chicken to perfection, AND a quick pot roast feels like God is smiling down at us all.
I liked my air fryer/microwave but lived in fear of accidentally hitting the microwave button when I put the metal tray in to air fry something and blowing it up
Make sure to watch video reviews and decide if things are too complicated or not. I had a Dacor that was really annoying to use, and still had the microwave problem of heating the dish and not the food (which sometimes exploded).
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Any talk is just bullshit Christian subtext. Fuck those idiots.
"Well my fries are delicious and not clogging my arteries"
Me: Anyways, I can make perfectly crispy and crunchy fries in my air fryer. Isn’t that pretty cool
“…One Piece has been on a roll lately, let me explain why in painstaking detail”
did u know you can unscrew the handle of some frying pans & they fit perfectly inside the airfrier/convection ovens? that's how I fry eggs after my stovetop started short circuiting, it's so useful, just preheat w/ oil for 5 mins at 200c then 3-5 at 180c
"maybe you should have thought about being better at sex"
I feel like a Cyberpunk dude, late capitalism to boot!
So far my exhortations to think of Mike Devereaux are faring worse than Mike Devereaux in his woeful 1994 campaign.
Also I can’t fully get into the knob system
But no I have *not* heard about those and they sound incredibly useful.