He’s had fake teeth for a long time. Just like his fake hair and fake skin color. I’m surprised he ever got so fat — I would have thought he would have surgery to fake that too. As a weird aside, people have told me he smells bad. I believe it. He looks like he stinks.
For many years, Arkansas (my home state) had amazing political leaders of courage and ethics. Starting with GOP Governor Winthrop Rockefeller, Governors & Senators Dale Bumpers & David Pryor, and of course Bill Clinton. Now AR has the likes of Cotton and Sarah Huckabuck Sanders.
Imagine walking in a dark alley at night. Suddenly, you hear something and you raise your head. At around 20-30meters in front of you, you see a strange orange faced man who is staring at you, he is not even plinking. His creepy smile is making you very uncomfortable. 1/2
You feel your heart racing. You feel how your body starts to shake. You want to turn around and walk away.
After walking little bit, you slow down to look back.
What you see shocks you, he is following you and is even closer than before.
You want to run, but you can't.
Walking is getting slower.
They should've done the teeth whitening episode with the spray tan episode. The contrast of the ridiculous tan and white teeth would've been hilarious.
Tom looks like he crawled straight out of a crypt, & Drumpf? His mortuary cosmetologist must’ve run out of the Cheeto dust special; left those ears looking like expired mayo.. Somebody slap some life on them before they start attracting flies.
I think his makeup person hates him. They probably keep the lights set so he can't actually see the color. I wish someone would put hair remover in his shampoo bottle...or just shave his head while he sleeps. 😁😁😁
Someone pointed out that the more anxious Trump is the more orange he becomes. Apparently it’s related somehow to his time as a game show host. Interesting stuff.
"Donald Trump has just launched his official Telegram channel—and he's exposing shocking evidence that will unravel the layers of deception like never before!
Find myself laughing at the absurdity of everything around him..then it hits me how low state of affairs have become. How troubling all that is unfolding is..
Yeah this. Claims he's 6'4" same as Tom Brady but he's significantly shorter side by side than 6'2" Barack Obama. So either Obama is 6'7" and nobody has noticed, or Trump is 5'10" and lying about his height.
OK, so, I know that trying to find sense in anything Trump does is a lost cause on some level, but I really, really, really don't get the wacky makeup deal. Especially from somebody with such a huge ego.
That’s a solid 5 inch difference in height between Cotton and Trump.
Cotton is 6 feet 5 inches.
Bet Trump is wearing both his high heeled shoes and heel lift inserts = 3 inches.
In stocking feet, Trump is no more than 5 feet 9 inches.
Just look at his face compared to his hands. Why the heck doesn't he just have a spray tan machine installed at the WH? I mean, if he's gotta look something other than pale white, I would think it'd be a better option. Given he's a racist jerk, I would think he'd rather be pale white though.
Like the blue people of Kentucky, the orange people of Mar-a-Lago have a genetic trait that led to the blood disorder cheetoglobinemia, causing the skin to be orange.
This fucking stupid orange shithead dyes his fucking hair orange and paints his fucking face orange because he thinks they will make him look radiant. That does not change the fact that he is brain dead, heartless, senseless, cold blooded and satanic. He should eat shit, drop dead and go to hell.
Two great books about the blue people the bookwomen of troublesome creek and the book women’s daughter. Sorry I am impulsive when it comes to promoting books.
it's baffling ... it goes along somehow with the number of his ilk who have had the mutilative facial surgery to puff up lips, lift eyebrows and seemingly widen their faces ... maybe they are responding to some weird call heard only in their own heads
I think it has something to do with his psychoses. Seriously think he looks in the mirror and sees himself completely different from reality. He imagines himself younger, slim, handsome, like the opposite of dysmorphia.
Haha, looks like uploading animated GIFs to Bluesky still doesn't work. The frame showing here is weird because Homer is only flexing one pec at a time.
Once again, the Simpsons got it right! 😆As far as gifs go, under your settings you can select a few sites. I use tenor and hit the gif box on here. If I try to use a gif from another site I get a still photo as well.
that seems like an incisive observation ... it's hard to imagine such a person encountering his actual self and not wanting to blow his head off ... alas there seems little chance of that happy outcome
😆That could be it. He's in such denial, he cannot bear to face reality. I find it both fascinating and infuriating that so many people cannot see how mentally disturbed he is. His brain could offer psychiatrists a treasure trove of findings!
having myself had experience of some of the worst of his supporters at close range, i think they suffer some similar sickness, just at a notably lesser scale ... rage and sadism seem like powerful and pervasive drugs for some of them, helping to push out of mind any healthy measure of self-doubt
Tell your daughter this is something I've never understood either. You think he'd have a makeup artist to assist him. I can't believe he thinks this looks good.
Agree. But he’s not good at admitting he needs assistance with his appearance. He sees himself as the AI images his followers create, which they also believe.
He has a severe untreated narcissistic personality disorder. He doesn't live in the same reality with us. That's a key pathology of the disorder. In his self-constructed reality, he's the most handsome, most fit, athletic, genius in the world.
He’s essentially superstitious. He thinks that stupid hair and such give him good luck. He wears ill fitting suits to hide the lifts in his shoes because he is self-conscious about his height. Etc.
He’s the Tan Mom of orange people. If he sat down on on orange couch, he’d disappear, just like this picture of @howardstern.com’s Wolfie interviewing Tan Mom and Craig/Cole.
Prediction: It's only a matter of time before they start slapping on the make-up to try to normalise it and get in his favour.
It will become a competition, then spiral out of control, only stopping when the first GOP member is inadvertently disappeared to an El Salvador torture prison by ICE.
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Kinzinger had a too-vivid description, for one
Orange 🍊 power 🤣.
Imagine walking in a dark alley at night. Suddenly, you hear something and you raise your head. At around 20-30meters in front of you, you see a strange orange faced man who is staring at you, he is not even plinking. His creepy smile is making you very uncomfortable. 1/2
After walking little bit, you slow down to look back.
What you see shocks you, he is following you and is even closer than before.
You want to run, but you can't.
Walking is getting slower.
The orange leader marches to and fro,
With orange fervor, he commands the day,
His orange vision shapes the world his way.
...well, no, fELONious MUSKatel
is the pastiest white man in the Pasty White Man Color Wheel.
FUCK !!
Miserable Arkansas clown
Acts just like your Governor Suckabee
And I despise Tom Cotton.
Pew pew pew lol
#whenisthegeneralstrike
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i'm gonna fuck up your country for you
What do you get when you put in a clown?
Chaos and stock falling down.
Fighting with friends while hugging Putin.
Why did you think it wouldn't hap-pen again?
(It seemed pretty obvious)
If you vote better you will go far.
You will live in happiness too.
Unlike Oompa Loompa doopity do.
(Doopity do)
#whenisthegeneralstrike
Something's gotta give. Right? Anytime soon?
Spoiler alert… he is!
I wonder, I wonder.....
He doesn't even know how to smile.
Cause lots of billionaires that also happen to be heads of state wear a goddamn baseball cap like it's UFC night at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Fuck this silly timeline
That means he's somewhere between "heart attack imminent" and "finally has put the rest of us out of our misery."
https://old.reddit.com/r/StrangeAndFunny/comments/1jm9kn4/jd_vance_putting_on_donald_trumps_makeup
We're all stuffed.
Does he not ever look in a mirror?
Look at Trump, there’s no way he’s 6’2” as he claims.
I’d guess Trump is 5’10 or 5’11”.
Cotton is 6 feet 5 inches.
Bet Trump is wearing both his high heeled shoes and heel lift inserts = 3 inches.
In stocking feet, Trump is no more than 5 feet 9 inches.
Old dude is short!
Heh heh heh — only because he hates it.
The Tartrazine President
That’s Minwax Colonial
He’s supposed to brush it on & wipe off but invariably misses blending it
His ears & hands (& areas around his face) give away his true skin toe
It’s KKKwite White, one of the new shades in the Crayola Fifty Shades of White crayon collection
[Who wouldn't smile standing next to Cotton?]
See, they’re still stacking shit that high.
Quick.
And it doesn't wash off.
He sits in a pyrite-plated room, doing his makeup w/ old-style lightbulbs. Everything looks orange!
Our brains fool us, we tune out the orange in life but use daylight bulbs for makeup.
But he's dumb & refuses to learn, so he rails at modern bulbs instead. 🎃🤡🍊
This is why Trump is such a dangerous President.
It will become a competition, then spiral out of control, only stopping when the first GOP member is inadvertently disappeared to an El Salvador torture prison by ICE.