tbh I would pay money to see FFOTUS sail the North Atlantic in a ninth-century Viking longboat while dressed in animal skins and eating herring and cod - ThreadSky

abigailsghost.bsky.social•39 days ago

Raw. You forgot to add raw.

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maxinesaidso.bsky.social•39 days ago

On any real Viking voyage, Drumpf would be the one they leave at home to mend fishing nets and tend the goats.

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lesliead717.bsky.social•39 days ago

because they are pathetic

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terryz.bsky.social•39 days ago

"... dressed in animal skins and eating herring and cod."

I think you mean "eating surströmming", George.

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vandenhoorn.bsky.social•38 days ago

Sail the North Atlantic?… He’d be sea sick before the ship left the harbor.

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sarahseaforth.bsky.social•39 days ago

Trump is 0% Norwegian. A Viking he could never have been. He is 50% blubber, so a whale he might have been.

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writerbeverly.bsky.social•37 days ago

Nah. Whales are highly intelligent creatures.

He's more like the Great Floating Garbage Patch.

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sarahseaforth.bsky.social•37 days ago

You're extrapolating. It was the blubber characteristic I was talking about. It's not that deep.

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twobluejays.bsky.social•38 days ago

I’m thinking he’s more something that would be grown in a Petri dish.

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juliadilliard.bsky.social•39 days ago

😂That would be worth watching!

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wonderful8kvistas.bsky.social•39 days ago

I am trying to convince anyone with a bigger platform on the left to talk to me in order to have a very important discussion about what the right wing,potentially foreign actors are doing on YT.Sadly my success rate is 0,which sucks cause I have a bad feeling after 20th Jan we will not get much help

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moec19.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤣 what an embarrassment to America.

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recluse2567.bsky.social•39 days ago

The world surely isn't laughing at the US now!

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bluepleiades919.bsky.social•39 days ago

In best Tom Hanks imitation: "There's no bone spurs in Vikinining"

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snakeyacres.bsky.social•39 days ago

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bev-birkheimer.bsky.social•38 days ago

This us MAGA AI? I thought it was from Democrats mocking FFOTUS.

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opus3.bsky.social•38 days ago

The Vikings never wore stupid horned helmets… Viking descendant… first we fished, then we went viking, then we fished.

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periglour.bsky.social•39 days ago

Thinking of themselves as vikings is a white supremacist fever dream. Scandinavians were always at the top of the racial superiority chart in the 18th century

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jamie-piscitelli.bsky.social•39 days ago

The Saga of Donald the Orange and his case of shipboard colitis.

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stayingwoke.bsky.social•39 days ago

👀

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keikeialoha.bsky.social•39 days ago

Why not.
She's already done the colonial safari getup.

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shubie.bsky.social•39 days ago

MAGAts are stupid mfers. I don't question the depths of their idiocy anymore.

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tonitigerihler.bsky.social•39 days ago

Should be bananas out of cap

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dn-ny-mtl.bsky.social•39 days ago

You ever see a Viking funeral?

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chrisforsythe.bsky.social•39 days ago

Is it all a big joke, and the Trump supporters are getting the biggest laugh of all as they egg him on to do ever more ridiculous BS?

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cs-mcvey.bsky.social•39 days ago

Norse used clinker-built hulls and wool sails. Insanity. I have no idea how they survived the North Atlantic and I seriously doubt this clown would.

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lizzielu.bsky.social•38 days ago

don't think McDonald's sells herring and cod

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kilocharlie237.bsky.social•39 days ago

It's gonna be quite the EVENT when something catastrophic happens to him during his second term.

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loveliveshere.bsky.social•38 days ago

I’m sure he’s already afflicted with gout from not eating his spinach…

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manhasnoname.bsky.social•39 days ago

Ivar the Boneless.

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thetobbotfilms.bsky.social•39 days ago

Leif Analwaste.

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rewdawakening.bsky.social•39 days ago

Your children are suffering in many ways due to the use of these cruel, billionaires products. You must wake up and do the work. They are destroying your country and future. https://open.substack.com/pub/rewdawakening/p/deletemeta?r=4voxwt&utm_medium=ios

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rewdawakening.bsky.social•39 days ago

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sigbee.bsky.social•38 days ago

Why is he insulting my ancestors?

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akamarlene.bsky.social•39 days ago

I can't even see him eating a filet of fish from McDonald's.

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captain-corona.bsky.social•39 days ago

He’s completely naked underneath that robe isn’t he?

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wsu74.bsky.social•38 days ago

🤣😂😂😂🤣

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pino-fotus.bsky.social•39 days ago

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darwindepardieu.bsky.social•39 days ago

Trump is NOT the Viking, he’s the would be king who sends his obnoxious, arrogant son to negotiate with the Vikings and an emissary returns son’s head in a bag.

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johnhogge.bsky.social•39 days ago

That's McHerring and McCod...with fries and ketchup.

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micahelohim.bsky.social•39 days ago

White Supremacist Iconography

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hendu97.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤡

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devcat1115.bsky.social•38 days ago

George, you are one of the funniest people on the planet. 😆

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9hertfordstreet.bsky.social•39 days ago

Hopefully he will mistake that horned hat for a chair.

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ambroisevollard.bsky.social•39 days ago

Have you heard of this guy, Ivar? Ivar the Boneless I call him. Not a very nice guy... everyone's saying, can you believe Ivar, we call him Ivar the Boneless, not very many bones for Ivar, very floppy situation. Honestly, it's a disgrace. But its OK, it's OK.

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kevanaponte.bsky.social•38 days ago

Someone would have to tell him that Filet o Fish isn't an actual sea creature.

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minkadoo.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'll take a piece of that action.

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mawm.bsky.social•38 days ago

I'd pay money if there was a real edge of the world and he went over it.

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meowchoman.bsky.social•39 days ago

Honestly, I’m down for this. Set him afloat with a crew on the ocean for four years is a sound idea.

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bewareofthephog.bsky.social•39 days ago

The herring, cod, and animal skins would help hide the stink.

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unclepeneaux.bsky.social•38 days ago

I would tie him to the anchor.

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greatscot4.bsky.social•39 days ago

?

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juliestark.bsky.social•39 days ago

But does it sing?

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3spore.bsky.social•39 days ago

No doubt he believes the people of Greenland and Denmark will be too weak to put up much of a fuss doubled up with fits of laughter ROFL.

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the-old-dog.bsky.social•39 days ago

May be 🤮 involved

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antoniosalieri.bsky.social•39 days ago

Or adrift on an ice floe

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margeandfriday.bsky.social•39 days ago

That's the best outfit he's worn yet.

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hobbesjosh.bsky.social•39 days ago

What a clown

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dune54.bsky.social•39 days ago

Nope, I want to see him eat hakarl. That’s Greenland shark that’s been buried for awhile then hung up for at least 6 weeks. Taste is best defined as having an ammonia or urine taste. Maybe as a starter plate try the lutefisk first. Cod soaked in lye then dried and later rehydrated.

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obxtruenative.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yeah as his last meal in some federal prison?

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northgirl.bsky.social•39 days ago

He won't do it without fries. Js 🤷

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shanlonwu.bsky.social•39 days ago

😅

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bmtings.bsky.social•39 days ago

Filet-O-Fish perhaps?

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boomr.bsky.social•39 days ago

or ketchup

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dbrucedd9431968.bsky.social•38 days ago

Reality escapes them.

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janerabbit.bsky.social•39 days ago

Let there be memes! 😂😂😂

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youtwitface.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh, I certainly hope so.

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janerabbit.bsky.social•39 days ago

😂

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pauldu.bsky.social•39 days ago

It would only go in circles. All the rowers are on the extreme right

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nyk44.bsky.social•38 days ago

He does love the filet of fish

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jons27.bsky.social•39 days ago

They lap it up…..didn’t he do superman too?

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sundayk.bsky.social•38 days ago

I always suspected those horns were hidden under that hair

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cheddargram.bsky.social•39 days ago

Instead of Erik the Red we’ll have DonOld the Orange.

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thosmas9.bsky.social•39 days ago

Eat your heart out, Bear Grylls!

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ann702.bsky.social•38 days ago

😒🤦‍♀️

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letsleepingdogslie.bsky.social•39 days ago

Hmmmm that would be special!

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bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•39 days ago

semi-operatic if you ask me.

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farewelltooz.bsky.social•39 days ago

I can't WAIT for the Viking funeral!

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chrisridenour.bsky.social•39 days ago

I don’t think Vikings wore diapers

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experimental22.bsky.social•39 days ago

It's just a photo of Trump at dinner at MAL last night. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

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writaobscura.bsky.social•39 days ago

Tune into Comedy Central on inauguration day to give it the ratings lead. Share this message far and wide!

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frogviolet.bsky.social•39 days ago

They have nothing else to do in their mothers' basements.

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justodude.bsky.social•39 days ago

Or alternatively

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justodude.bsky.social•39 days ago

Coming soon to Broadway:
Don the Con-querer: the Musical!

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justodude.bsky.social•39 days ago

@gtconway.bsky.social @radiofreetom.bsky.social @sykescharlie.bsky.social

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alxndrw.bsky.social•39 days ago

They want Canada to pay Danegeld. And they are going to attack Denmark. Kinda ironic.

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viviennesoton.bsky.social•39 days ago

They should give him an oar and make him row.

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samalexa.bsky.social•39 days ago

…with a hole in his boat.

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ruralindependent.bsky.social•39 days ago

Plus that mullet.

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lerpen.bsky.social•39 days ago

Salt herring and cod

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oldfartmaxwell.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’m imagining the landing assault.

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brianwkemper.bsky.social•39 days ago

Hey, it's Thief Awfulson.

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kmin444.bsky.social•39 days ago

Ja.

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gretz1.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh yes indeed!

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photodog.bsky.social•39 days ago

He'd only eat herring if it was in a filet o fish burger.

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the-fishing-guy.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’d pay money too

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mykel11.bsky.social•39 days ago

I would pay only if it were a Viking funeral for the orange gasbag

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pistachiopistachio.bsky.social•39 days ago

With Greta Thunberg

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tujungadude.bsky.social•39 days ago

Well, herring and cod fishwiches. Let’s be realistic.

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garethspenn.bsky.social•39 days ago

Eric the Red pulled off a huge real estate fraud by bestowing the name "Greenland" on an island covered with ice to lure settlers thither. Trump definitely has something in common with him.

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juneunderhiseye.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’d rather see him harpooned and dismembered in the open sea.

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cherylord.bsky.social•39 days ago

Soak the cod in lye and you get lutefisk. That will do him in.🇳🇴

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cadyy159.bsky.social•39 days ago

That's one passed-his-prime looking Viking cosplayer.

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doriandg.bsky.social•38 days ago

😂😂😂💩💩💩

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drgracie.bsky.social•39 days ago

oh fer cripes sake

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elihendricks.bsky.social•39 days ago

Could we add an option to shoot a fiery arrow at the aforementioned vessel?

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mdcamp33.bsky.social•39 days ago

Thanks for the laugh!

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jrmblue566.bsky.social•39 days ago

It’s the Aryan race thing again….

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gamercat365.bsky.social•39 days ago

real vikings would've cut him up for fish bait , what about trumpkin ,he's lazy eats all our food , talks too much , he stole our booty and tried to sell it back to us , fish bait , now

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hawkwind65.bsky.social•39 days ago

I would pay to see him swim the Atlantic wearing concrete flippers.

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blujnw.bsky.social•39 days ago

Did Denmark take him prisoner?

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allanschlosser.bsky.social•39 days ago

Not exactly a Viking from central casting, here searching for (Denmark's) Greenland -- which he'd have trouble finding with Google Maps.

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lauriebiagini.bsky.social•39 days ago

I think a filet-o-fish is the closest we will get.

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disgustedinfl.bsky.social•39 days ago

George, there is no way FFOTUS would know how to fish. He’s probably never baited a hook in his life.

Read that last sentence again because it could be misconstrued LOL

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misskkitty.bsky.social•39 days ago

With no compass and no way to measure longitude he will never find Greenland.

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he-le.bsky.social•39 days ago

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martin012.bsky.social•39 days ago

Don't forget the ketchup.

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khargroveholloway.bsky.social•39 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂sail away-PLEASE for the love of god sail away…

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cemck.bsky.social•39 days ago

His flag means death 😂

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flishdog.bsky.social•39 days ago

Banana ears is also a felon!

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jenniferhopgood.bsky.social•39 days ago

Is that Gary Busey? He’s playing Donald in the movie version of “Dr. Evil-Cheeto goes to Greenland”?
[photo of Gary Busey looking similar to a demented Donal Trump]

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cherime.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh, that would be something to watch.

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jimmymc61.bsky.social•39 days ago

Maybe it's for Trumps , I can you the horn vigara ( grift) ?

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lilrooster59.bsky.social•39 days ago

Because they are delusional cult members who actually believe their fuhrer is some kind of rough and tough hero. In reality, he's a soft, Pillsbury dough boy, mealy mouthed piece of shit.

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barbcapo.bsky.social•39 days ago

wouldn't it be great if he just fell over

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cobramantis.bsky.social•39 days ago

Something tells me the Diapered Despot wouldn’t make it out past the sandbar.

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bandedhawk.bsky.social•39 days ago

Can we set fire to it, as it floats into the west?

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magnolia888.bsky.social•39 days ago

Especially if that longboat happened to be in flames…if only…sigh.

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jdoealiasmike.bsky.social•39 days ago

No Macdonalds?

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pjhpolitics.bsky.social•39 days ago

This is obviously his secret plan to invade Greenland.

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abbylynn55.bsky.social•39 days ago

You can’t fix stupid

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dractand.bsky.social•39 days ago

Won’t last half a day at sea.🫣

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levelheaded101.bsky.social•39 days ago

I would enjoy that too!

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pearatty.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’ll bring the flaming arrows.

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clquimby.bsky.social•38 days ago

…and no Diet Coke?!

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maryettas.bsky.social•38 days ago

Heyerdahl he is not. Can you imagine?

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obxtruenative.bsky.social•39 days ago

He wouldn’t make it out of the harbor before leaning over the side

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ddrae.bsky.social•39 days ago

Taking Norway….

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greginma.bsky.social•39 days ago

It could be a Survivor type show with oarsmen (contestants) getting planked off by Trump. Jeff Probst could be the coxswain. ??

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libtilend.bsky.social•39 days ago

Because they’re fucken morons.

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cwnol51.bsky.social•38 days ago

He would be back in Sweden suffering from bone spurs .

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sutherla.bsky.social•39 days ago

I do not think #Trump eats fish 🐠, too nutritious. #FFOTUS

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johnjnj1.bsky.social•39 days ago

He should veer south towards the Gulf of Mexico or the Caribbean during hurricane season.

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elonispsycho24.bsky.social•39 days ago

Draupnir Trump??

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bestinsuranceguy.bsky.social•39 days ago

He looks more like the fat lady at the opera instead of Viking!
Oh wait, is he performing as the Opera singer at his inaugural concert?

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sumpin.bsky.social•39 days ago

MAGA shares this crap in an effort to make the guy they mistakenly chose look like more of a man because they are embarrassed to admit they chose a vain, dysfunctional narcissist that wears makeup. This makes him look like more of the man they wish he was.

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rangerlife.bsky.social•39 days ago

Love the FFOTUS moniker!

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btaboh.bsky.social•38 days ago

What, no McDonald's or KFC onboard?

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tinynood.bsky.social•38 days ago

🤪🤪🤪

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grizzleymichael.bsky.social•39 days ago

Shoot a cannon and sink that piece of shit

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xenapotamus.bsky.social•39 days ago

He looks more like a diva from an opera

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sadieliz.bsky.social•39 days ago

I would pay money to see the first felon Buffoon impale himself on his head decoration for idiots

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coloradocitizen.bsky.social•39 days ago

I would just pay money to send the Orange Derangetang out to sea.

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ssnoel.bsky.social•39 days ago

Remember, they’re weird.

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ivananewgrave.bsky.social•39 days ago

Are we great yet?

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potch-hctop47.bsky.social•39 days ago

So would I! Eric the Orange!! Lief Orangeson?

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monti65.bsky.social•38 days ago

Then Putin and Trump will
Refit the other two. They think they can ride the entire world. The kkklan folks do. Even though they’re so fucking stupid they don’t even know what the government does. Fucking traitors and moronic pedifile rapest traitors.

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monti65.bsky.social•38 days ago

They’re kkklan fold now after announcing the heritage foundations dude they’ve gone full on tacits and fascist they believe in their idiocy and moronic brains that Viking were the rulers of the world. They think trump Putin Ci and NKorea guy are band together and rule the world. I mean to start

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faith13.bsky.social•39 days ago

Blood Eagle 🦅
Couldn’t help myself.

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knowltonsbooks.bsky.social•39 days ago

Everytime I see this ridiculous photo, I think of this other ridiculous photo.

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danylwms.bsky.social•39 days ago

Would he get a funeral pyre?

Who would get to strike the match?

I nominate Jack Smith.

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noname4u.bsky.social•39 days ago

Right and then the boat sinks, the end.

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robinreissitar.bsky.social•39 days ago

It's possible! Name the boat Mar-a-Lago and put the herring and cod between 3 buns with Mac sauce. Then, put it in a happy meal box with a red hat as the prize.

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rodwix.bsky.social•39 days ago

Donald is awesome! I wish him fair winds and following seas to anywhere else in the world that isn't America, Canada, Greenland or Denmark.

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mar75aley.bsky.social•38 days ago

Yeh right a confirmed MacDonalds diner he would not have survived in the old days even 100 years ago he is not bright or dynamic

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sheanndie.bsky.social•39 days ago

Looks like the guy from 4 yrs ago in the Capitol.

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dharhix.com•39 days ago

Scorbut, here it comes! At least with rotten teeth he'd look the part. His modern part.

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lily77.bsky.social•39 days ago

Aww. It's cute that they assume he could even get on the boat. I doubt he's ever been on a boat in his life.

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irishcdn.bsky.social•39 days ago

Obviously trolling Greenland and Denmark!

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bmtings.bsky.social•39 days ago

Filet-O-Fish perhaps?

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cherylmorrison.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'm part Norwegian so no

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themetabaron.bsky.social•39 days ago

“Walk the plank”

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racepoint13.bsky.social•39 days ago

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grahamclester.bsky.social•39 days ago

President Rape and Pillage does almost certainly have Viking roots through his mother.

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groovyavr.bsky.social•39 days ago

MAGA worships the Genius

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chammie27.bsky.social•39 days ago

Because they're idiots.

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cacoco.bsky.social•38 days ago

Need to add a third F for Fool

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reader80.bsky.social•39 days ago

Herring unhappy meal

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chichinj.bsky.social•39 days ago

There are so many instances of “ONLY” but really ONLY IN AMERICA CAN AN INSURRECTIONIST CRIMINAL BECOME PRESIDENT! ONLY IN AMERICA!

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jcon57.bsky.social•39 days ago

Why doesn't this f***** just do us all her favor have a stroke and f****** die. And then the dumbass JD pretty sure there's enough Republicans that will go along with the dims to remove him from office. Or maybe we'll get lucky and Iran will take care of it.

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russianassesttrump.bsky.social•38 days ago

And then sink with no survivors-so tragic.

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cameraguy516.bsky.social•39 days ago

And hit it an iceberg

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jack2050.bsky.social•39 days ago

Let's send him to Denmark on a small boat, all alone.

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wisconsin2005.bsky.social•39 days ago

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jamesstaal.bsky.social•39 days ago

It’s just the new television programming for Season Five.

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thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social•39 days ago

Best version of Die Walkure ever. Trump was brilliant in the role of Brunnhilde.

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toddnola.bsky.social•38 days ago

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abramswannabe.bsky.social•39 days ago

Because he doesn’t know the difference between Greenland and Iceland?

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readingwarrior.bsky.social•39 days ago

Owning the libs about Greenland.

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readingwarrior.bsky.social•39 days ago

I prefer MOTUS.

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readingwarrior.bsky.social•39 days ago

He's eating the seals. He's eating the whales.

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wmtaggart4.bsky.social•39 days ago

Save your money, the whole reason they post that is they can’t talk about the hard policy choices like a national debt of $36 trillion equally to blame on both Republicans and Democrats.

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1227nana.bsky.social•39 days ago

I think he should rehearse a Viking funeral.

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tiredofthisshit.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'd like to see his viking funeral.

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gr8fulac.bsky.social•38 days ago

No KFCs or McDs in the North Atlantic? 🤦‍♂️

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gingersnap76.bsky.social•39 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮🤡💩

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teddybequality.bsky.social•38 days ago

Bizarre MAGA fantasies. These MAGA cos-players should create more realistic "Trump" characters like: Rapist Trump, Felon Trump, Adulterer Trump, Racist Trump, Prisoner Trump, Grifter Trump, ...

Do you have any more realistic "Trump" characters you'd like to see?

#N🚫rmalizeTrump
#Rapist47
#Felon47

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