My DOGE is your DOGE DOGE is ready when you are To DOGE or not to DOGE, that is the question Have a DOGE and a smile America runs on DOGE DOGE is just another word for nothing left to DOGE Snap! Crackle! DOGE! - ThreadSky

gtconway.bsky.social • 1 day ago

My DOGE is your DOGE

DOGE is ready when you are

To DOGE or not to DOGE, that is the question

Have a DOGE and a smile

America runs on DOGE

DOGE is just another word for nothing left to DOGE

Snap! Crackle! DOGE!

Comments

rabinpw.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is a land of contrasts.

antiauthoritarian.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don’t give a DOGE!

4just-ice.bsky.social•1 day ago

It was the best of doge, it was the worst of doge, it was the doge of wisdom, it was the doge of foolishness, it was the doge of belief, it was the doge of incredulity, it was the doge of light, it was the doge of darkness, it was the doge of hope, it was the doge of despair.

goldieya.bsky.social•1 day ago

The first rule of DOGE is that you do not talk about DOGE. The second rule of DOGE is that you do not talk about DOGE.

connie6.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE:Department of Gutting Everything !!!

murray104.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think Connie 6 just won the Internet.

ltribuzioedd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Musk - Just one example of Trump's judgement.

macfromx.bsky.social•1 day ago

Many people are saying it's all about life, liberty and the pursuit of DOGE.

Yet, some people just don't get DOGE. Sad.

pasgelly.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is everywhere you want to be!

carole285.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is a four letter word

carole285.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE Musk

beege4.bsky.social•1 day ago

Was Joni Ernst put in charge of the DOGE caucus because of her sexting scandal or despite it?

citizenoversight.bsky.social•1 day ago

Amy Gleason must live in DC. Go say hi everyone!

dalepoak.bsky.social•1 day ago

This sounds dodgy.

pastafariantifa.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE!

It's what plants CRAVE!

suze1301.bsky.social•1 day ago

Having trouble with your DOGE?
#dogeleve can help!
Available at cvs, Walgreens, Duane Reade, and all good pharmacies.

ls-on-the-flipfone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Live! On the OCHA! Doge Ball >>>

kathleenreads.bsky.social•1 day ago

Feel better? I had to explain an anagram to my husband - trump wants all teslars sold - saying it makes me feel better to use humor

drcastille.bsky.social•1 day ago

I am the Doge man. Goo goo g' joob

csapidus.bsky.social•1 day ago

All is DOGE
DOGE is all
DOGE is love
love is hate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspeak

birdieojin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't drink and DOGE

wtfanon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Two all-DOGE patties, special DOGE, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a Sesame DOGE bun

wtfanon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just DOGE it!

yecats47.bsky.social•1 day ago

They need to get “The Hell Out of Doge!!”

claire1.bsky.social•1 day ago

The difference in funding towards NASA and Space X is night and day, if elon is looking for waste, it's Space X.

claire1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon says NASA will have to cancel their missions due to funding issues.

t-niedziela.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sizzle.Pork.And.DOGE

krysanne.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is DOGE, this is your brain on DOGE,any questions?

"I want the DOGE!"
"You can't handle the DOGE!"

"You're gonna need a bigger DOGE"

tchoup.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pulitzer

1bigdog.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ok. No more shots of whatever caused that.

People who drive a DOGE will get confused..

microgem.bsky.social•1 day ago

“You are DOGEing the question”, the judge said to Amy Gleason. 🙄

cshackley.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s a Doge eat Doge world.

canadianbacon66.bsky.social•1 day ago

🎶Byyyyyy DOGE Men🎶

jcinmd.bsky.social•1 day ago

😃

stinkybob.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE, by another name, is still DOGE!

talk2mom810.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wheeeeeeere’s the DOGE?

Does a DOGE shit in the woods?

A DOGE in the hand is worth two in the bu… nah, not gonna go there.

joanrilling.bsky.social•1 day ago

Keep calm and DOGE on

kcwilson.bsky.social•1 day ago

I confronted a number of similarly “use a lot of words, say a lot of nothing” affidavits while practicing. It was always refreshing when the Court directed counsel to sum up the affiants representations for the Court. Usually resulted in a pile of ashes and a puddle.

robinvetskeptic.bsky.social•1 day ago

You come at the Doge, you best not miss

globewithaface.bsky.social•1 day ago

The DOGE is the power that be.

stclas.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s DOGE eat DOGE out there

Every DOGE has its day

It’s raining cats and DOGEs

I’m dead DOGE tired

Every DOGE has its thorns

A DOGE is a DOGE is a DOGE

jinxjack.bsky.social•1 day ago

Haha! Good morning 👋

jaimesantos.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is the friends we found along the way.

carlcecere.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ce n’est pas une DOGE.

nonfinality.com•1 day ago

« Après moi, le doge »

arditidpopolo.bsky.social•1 day ago

*clapping* bravo

petersona1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Peace and blessings upon to you with your family

nyteamster.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nice!

piesdaughter.bsky.social•1 day ago

Conway poetry! 🫵

boomerbag.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who made me? Doge made me. Why did Doge make me? To love him and serve him in this world.

csbv.bsky.social•1 day ago

Heisenberg’s uncertainty DOGE.

nc70.bsky.social•1 day ago

Schrödinger's Administrator

csbv.bsky.social•1 day ago

Schrödinger’s DOGE.

bbtblo.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm surprised you haven't suggested something like Dept of Government InEfficiency, or DOGIE. As in "Yeehaw! Git along, little dogie!".
Or Dept of Great Government InEfficiency, or DOGGIE.
etc.

ncogneato1969.bsky.social•1 day ago

Department Of Useless Chavs Hating Everything.

josehawkins.bsky.social•1 day ago

Doge style without the pyramid crypto please.

loverofdogs.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's DOGE way or the highway.

augustjdachshund.bsky.social•1 day ago

Schrödinger's DOGE: DOGE is both alive and dead at the same time

920patsfan.bsky.social•1 day ago

“Cause his DOGE is DOGE,
in DOGE with your DOGE,
And its news is captuuurred
For the ‘king’ to use”

1836republic.bsky.social•1 day ago

How many of these types of orders under a dt EO can we expect to see in the next week now that he has his CR?

https://x.com/JakeSherman/status/1900928526531879404

rdgreid.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good game of DOGEball going on here.

faod.bsky.social•1 day ago

Haha.

trifan.bsky.social•1 day ago

HAIKU

DoucheBro Musk sends pain
President for bitcoin sale
USA still there?

tom-c-01.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is built on a myth that Musk actually knows something about cost cutting. He has zero skills or track record.

He fired a bunch of people at Twitter and turned a $44 billion company into a $9 billion company.

It is literally all a mirage.

freegirlnow.bsky.social•1 day ago

I even think that’s the myth. Every time someone talks about how their goal is cost-cutting, I wanna scream that their goal is just to dismantle the government under the cover of cost cutting.

bearzerb.bsky.social•1 day ago

So … my doge, my choice … right?
Who’s got the shot to put this nasty beast down?

npanattoni.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s really DODGE.

kellyapostol.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just DOGE it

roguishbrew.bsky.social•1 day ago

You're DOGEing the question

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Et tu DOGE?

suze1301.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not sure DOGE is honourable though?

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

The night they drove old DOGE down

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is fun. I keep thinking of more.

DOGE trucks are ram tough

DOGE you forget about me

Via con DOGE!

The DOGE went down to Georgia

DOGE's not here man

I'm sorry, DOGE. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty DOGE!

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Once, twice, three times a DOGE

You are part of the DOGE alliance and a traitor. Take her away.

You DOGE it up! Ah, DOGE you! God DOGE you all to hell!

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE was the friends we made along the way

parkercross.bsky.social•1 day ago

“DOGE Boys Have More Fun!”

https://youtu.be/TAlzVxIscb4?si=6ur0U4vhV6FLEc2s

margaret64.bsky.social•1 day ago

Doge doge go!

margaret64.bsky.social•1 day ago

Le Doge c’est moi!

steveryan55.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is the grass on the other side of the fence.

tempestpuget.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dogebags©

stevepuma.bsky.social•1 day ago

Musk is DOGE, jury and executioner

Let me be the DOGE of that

DOGE not, lest you be DOGEd

stevepuma.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd like to buy the world a DOGE

The best part of waking up is DOGE in your cup

Please don't squeeze the DOGE

This isn't your father's DOGE

hikerofhills.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE DUCK DIVE DOGE.

The 5 D's of Dogeball.

hikerofhills.bsky.social•1 day ago

MAGA Math.

pattracy-2.bsky.social•1 day ago

If we call ourselves the Brooklyn Dogers can we rebuild Ebbets Field?

hlaferrara1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Geniuses like these.

freegirlnow.bsky.social•1 day ago

This DOGE is your DOGE

This DOGE is my DOGE

From California DOGE

Toe the New York island DOGE

jhstoo.bsky.social•1 day ago

needs unicode music glyphs, so only ... 4.8/5

americanevolution.bsky.social•1 day ago

Snap! Cracker! DOGE!

ollie8990.bsky.social•1 day ago

Didn't Whitney Houston have a song about that?

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

And I.... will always DOGE you

ollie8990.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was thinking your doge is my doge and my doge is your doge but that works too 😁

hip2yall.bsky.social•1 day ago

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast,” said Doge, wagging his tail with great satisfaction.

coachkeeps.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gotta go take a DOGE!

patr10tic.bsky.social•1 day ago

@gtconway.bsky.social you forgot

"Cogito Ergo Doge"

pwrussell.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is a mood, a feeling. You either get it or you don’t.

mitchking.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE: Get the sensation!

Where’s the DOGE?

Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and DOGE!

hcloete.bsky.social•1 day ago

"There is no Dana; there is only DOGE."

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a DOGE, you say yes!

sarahzview.bsky.social•1 day ago

Love this! Hilarious!

rickspence.bsky.social•1 day ago

He who controls the DOGE controls the future.
DOGE is watching you.
He loved DOGE.
Good to the last DOGE.
Don't answer the DOGE.
The DOGE Whisperer.
Last DOGE Standing.
Whose DOGE this is I do not know.
By the Don's early DOGE.

reggieoc.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE are Shock Troops sent in first to terrorize & break to soften the ground for what is coming behind them.

peakingsassy.bsky.social•1 day ago

All for DOGE and DOGE for all!

independent56.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE: Department of Grifting Elitists. Donald Obliging the Great Elon.

hoochiemamma.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are you drunk? Or bored?

sueannsutton.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is pretty funny, DOGE you know!

truckle4evr.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Now I am become DOGE, the destroyer of worlds"

grantleybuffalo.bsky.social•1 day ago

ARBEIT MACHT DOGE

leephillips.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Repost these flyers to encourage more Tesla owners to break free, hurting Elon Musk's brand and wallet.
#TeslaTakeDown
Download files here: https://tinyurl.com/msn6wmse

texas-bluebird.bsky.social•1 day ago

This DOGE is your DOGE

This DOGE is my DOGE

From California to the New York lies DOGE

sal-m.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Mein Kampf big lies strategy is working like a charm in 2025. Sad state of affairs.

jcinmd.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE: don’t leave home without it.

jcinmd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mrs Dalloway said she would get the DOGE herself.

hopefulbob.bsky.social•1 day ago

America likes it DOGE-y style!

But no food, shelter or vet care for TSA Canine bomb sniffing dogs.

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3lkds6wiisk24

ace2448.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is ready when you are.

allan616x.bsky.social•1 day ago

The first rule of DOGE is “look- squirrel!”

benadler89.bsky.social•1 day ago

🎶There’s no business like DOGE business 🎶

moogrl.bsky.social•1 day ago

When do we start the IMPEACHMENT process?

davebertoncini.bsky.social•1 day ago

In the beginning, there was DOGE.

24forever.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ask not what DOGE can do for you, rather ask what DOGE can take away from you, because it will probably be your life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.

24forever.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is as DOGE does.

mwschoppe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mama always said life is like a box of DOGE

kmkinville.bsky.social•1 day ago

Old McDonny had a DOGE, Ei Ei O, with a DOGE DOGE here and a DOGE DOGE there, everywhere a DOGE DOGE...

eric56.bsky.social•1 day ago

This DOGE don't hunt

dannagal.bsky.social•1 day ago

George it’s not even 7 am ffs!
And it’s Saturday!

poli-sci-guy.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

nyteamster.bsky.social•1 day ago

@gtconway.bsky.social I need to know what coffee he drinks, for real.

hdean1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let’s play some DOGE ball with big balls

jcinmd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Correction: Big Balz. Be sure to capitalize bc he’s SO great.

unitedasone.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Church Of DOGE.

gerrymanders.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE has electrolytes. It's what plants crave.

1habs1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey…what’s up DOGE?

1habs1.bsky.social•1 day ago

In DOGE we trust

littlellama.bsky.social•1 day ago

Veni Vedi DOGE

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

🏆

viscountbosham.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you can DOGE a wrench, you can DOGE a ball

planetabsurdia.bsky.social•1 day ago

chef’s kiss

realmtrombley.bsky.social•1 day ago

The QUICKEST way to make Trump/Vance/Musk go away is to STOP BUYING SHIT! There is POWER in your pocket, you just don't know it.
If you can't eat it or wipe with it DO NOT BUY IT!

Shitcan the economy!!!

realwingshavebones.bsky.social•1 day ago

DOGE is Lost.

crgshldn.bsky.social•1 day ago

I am the Doge Administrator

zenonyce.bsky.social•1 day ago

No I am the Doge Administrator. And my wife is the Doge Administrator as well.

myans69.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm a truck driver yesterday this mouth breather, is so excited about doge firing federal employees and how trump and elon is finding all this fraud,I'm not going to debate with stupid so I told him Don't Talk Me! The look of confusion in his eyes,these people should be studied. IMO

lenny12.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey DOGE, don't make it bad

clover023.bsky.social•1 day ago

I am DOGE

creddingvye.bsky.social•1 day ago

What’s that smell? DOGEshit?

juliejones.bsky.social•1 day ago

A DOGE by any other name is still DOGE.

jeremybateman.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you can Doge a wrench, you can Doge a ball.

mikeyd123.bsky.social•1 day ago

A Doge in every pocket.

fireblossom32.bsky.social•1 day ago

Test drive the new DOGE Dart, the driverless car that smashes into things and wrecks them.

margiem.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did you see what happened with Gork?

https://coinpedia.org/sponsored/grok-breaks-free-ai-escapes-its-digital-cage-creates-its-own-blockchain-identity/

jcinmd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is this real or satire? In this age of unreality, I can’t be sure

givemenewmusic.bsky.social•1 day ago

"We are the DOGE. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile.

jubbekdue.bsky.social•1 day ago

All your DOGE are belong to us.

neilayounger.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon is DOGE-ing the draft (?)

jesterinsocal.bsky.social•1 day ago

Isn’t it past time to start talking about all the lawlessness of this administration as impeachable offenses and start gearing up for a 26 campaign built on the explicit promise of impeachment of pres and VP?

cyborgnot.bsky.social•1 day ago

There’s nothing to DOGE but DOGE itself

Ask not what DOGE can do for you but what you can do for DOGE

edieb23.bsky.social•1 day ago

Git along, little DOGEY.

trashcreator.bsky.social•1 day ago

It looks like I'm not the only one with Doge' iness.

rodin20583.bsky.social•1 day ago

Donald Trump gave Elon Musk "permission" to rifle through government departments and millions of files and to sack staff like it's a game.

They thought they had better give it a name to make it seem legitimate, so they called it DOGE, but it's just a power-grab and an info heist for personal gain.