Way, way cool! Maybe he can hit up Paul, Weiss and Skadden and Willkie and Milbank and S&C to buy up boxes of them! - ThreadSky

karmauncensored.bsky.social•4 days ago

The way he's advertising that, the whole $5M must be going directly to Trump.

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dogefort.bsky.social•4 days ago

Green card, $50,000
License to use Trump Brand Name(Tm), $4,950,000

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karmauncensored.bsky.social•4 days ago

That tracks.

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dmb1984.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is insane

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jeanadair.bsky.social•4 days ago

embarrassing and shameful

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crunk1977.bsky.social•4 days ago

If he buys one, does that mean he's not a citizen?

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pahoward.bsky.social•4 days ago

What an asshole! Where are all these places that are being built to manufacture anything?

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lovelessc31.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is he okay? They sound like they’re talking to their grandpa at a nursing home.

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rogerresists.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'll take 20!

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ruthhb.bsky.social•4 days ago

The grift goes on.

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s2root.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh damn here we go! The get out of rape free card is actually coming!

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traciew.bsky.social•4 days ago

Once a grifter always a grifter.

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boblapham.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd normally ask if that's the same two weeks as his HC plan, but this is a grift, so I expect to see it in under 2 weeks.

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mrnegroni.bsky.social•4 days ago

The emoluments clause is optional now. Good to know for future presidents

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lehamandcheese.bsky.social•4 days ago

It reminds me of my son at age 8 trying to sell the shitty athletic team popcorn. Who bought? Mom.

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oliverlee0517.bsky.social•4 days ago

Epitome of money can’t buy you class. He is an embarrassment.

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franklytired.bsky.social•4 days ago

How is the legal? Any body.

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photoline.bsky.social•4 days ago

Your pass to dystopia!

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freefall2367.bsky.social•4 days ago

He totally disgusts me.

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ponyhome.bsky.social•4 days ago

More important question: "Who is this $5 million paid to?"

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jujoso.bsky.social•4 days ago

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cr88.bsky.social•4 days ago

Give me a break! I would buy one, but my 401K is gone and I’m not sure if I will get my Social Security check this month.

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dajohns77.bsky.social•4 days ago

That was probably included in their "agreement".

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afr66.bsky.social•4 days ago

The grift just never stops. On top of that, it is just SO, SO TACKY.

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mauimom.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is illegal!!!

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coloradogal58.bsky.social•4 days ago

It started being illegal 11/5/2024

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curtbianchi.bsky.social•4 days ago

Willy Wonka vibes.

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jkdanthonyian10.bsky.social•4 days ago

There it is again: it’s coming out in 2 weeks. Just like his health care plan last time. Which never came out, ever.

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brainshades.bsky.social•4 days ago

Just like those candy bars your kids sell to raise money for school…

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sonofivan.bsky.social•4 days ago

Since he was born here already, I think he meant the first buyer is his wife Melania, wherever she is right now.

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karlkh.bsky.social•3 days ago

Laminated. Classy..

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arkhamknight1.bsky.social•4 days ago

To King Joffrey! Long may he reign!!

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eileenmdw.bsky.social•4 days ago

So, we’re all unemployed wondering how we’ll make the mortgage payment and he dangles a $5M gold card. How relatable

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ratchetology.bsky.social•4 days ago

good god...this is the guy who identifies with and cares about the working folk?

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1210cole.bsky.social•4 days ago

America is on fire and he’s peddling ffing cards. Who the hell wants to come here now?

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zman1527.bsky.social•4 days ago

Rooskies.

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jeezusno.bsky.social•4 days ago

Criminals!

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spidair.bsky.social•4 days ago

As a Norwegian I would not buy that golden hoax if my life depended on it (and it does if I travel to the US..) Not even if i got 5 mill to take it.. I'm from a socialistic democratic hellhole country and want it to stay that way...

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rogerailes.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe?

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fearlesslechien.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is that a photo of Boris Johnson in the card?

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ww444.bsky.social•4 days ago

We are now officially the United States of the Mob... with the "Don" being the Kingpin... NOT a King.

You GOP MAGA Cult should be so proud your boy is taking away our freedom brick by brick and threatening everyone to do what HE wants... not what is good for OUR America - not YOURS!

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gmsoros.bsky.social•4 days ago

He grew up in NYC during the mob era. Very conversant with the inner workings of the mob

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robyrm.bsky.social•4 days ago

Officially WTF.

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goodgeorge.bsky.social•4 days ago

Such a POS and disgrace to our country and the office.

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nmg1351.bsky.social•4 days ago

And they will.

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norwtx.bsky.social•4 days ago

Can’t wait for my lawn to mowed, pool cleaned , trash picked up , groceries packed & hospital toilets to be cleaned by the incoming buyers of this American credit citizen card
Welcome 🙏
Can’t be for scientists, professors or other academics- given we abandoned those professions?

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acharmingbracelet.bsky.social•4 days ago

I am the first buyer with the tax payers' money.

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jcs77.bsky.social•4 days ago

What is the "gold card" and what do you get for buying one?

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mark-memes-well.bsky.social•4 days ago

Immediate U.S. citizenship

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jcjojo.bsky.social•4 days ago

So the wealthy criminals who need to escape their countries will buy them.

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americarip.bsky.social•2 days ago

McCloy turning over in his grave watching his firm give in to fascism.

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egw53.bsky.social•4 days ago

Still grifting while he jets away to nosh with the Saudis and leaves the country in ashes. I fucking hate this puke so much.🤮🤮🤮🤮🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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gaz254.bsky.social•4 days ago

Gotta love a National Scam. I’m assuming the National Scams are arranged by a private consultancy group (owned by the President or close advisor) as we wouldn’t want government waste in some department full of woke folk. Bet Putin is among the first buyers (always handy to have an alternate address)

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rhyzome-1.bsky.social•4 days ago

Grifter in Chief

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1luckylady.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh hell no, I wouldn’t buy a wooden nickel from that carnival barker.. who can trust him!

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ranlom.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah, He takes questions, but he can't answer them. How much longer is this bullshit going to go on? The incompetence is astounding.

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logicalpineapple.bsky.social•4 days ago

World’s biggest jerkoff. When will all the Taco Bell,MacDonalds, hairspray and chemical bronzer blow an artery in his miserable fucking head and end this high school keg party?I’m ready. I’ve had enough. It’s really serious now.The world’s economy is taking a shit due to this mean spirited jackass.

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iahflier.bsky.social•4 days ago

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thyroid-2303.bsky.social•4 days ago

Always the grift

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corick.bsky.social•4 days ago

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evelinanycgal.bsky.social•4 days ago

This…is…bad🤦‍♀️

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hvahue.bsky.social•4 days ago

What a disgrace

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l-edwards.bsky.social•4 days ago

And it's tarriff free!

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sjstill.bsky.social•4 days ago

So let me guess, he didn’t really “buy” the first card; he’s just keeping it because…

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momdav.bsky.social•4 days ago

Shit show run by a 🤡

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mrsbantry.bsky.social•4 days ago

Crazy Donnie's Swap Meet and Flea Market, conveniently located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Best prices in town! We got your gold cards and classic cars, hats and golf clubs, with weekend auctions featuring tax cuts and kingly executive orders! (Hamberders and ketchup extra.)

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hate47.bsky.social•4 days ago

God how much I loathe this waste of space.

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okgrown.bsky.social•4 days ago

So is he admitting he an illegal immigrant in need of deporting?? Call ICE I guess…is that an autism awareness tattoo…must be a gang member too.

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rjacksong.bsky.social•4 days ago

At that price, it’s certainly not a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

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aseriouscanadian.bsky.social•4 days ago

My god… the depravity.

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cdrak0715.bsky.social•4 days ago

Disgusting

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satinpementer.bsky.social•4 days ago

God Damn he is trailer fucking trash!

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insideeyeroll.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is an election fraud card…

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lesliecf.bsky.social•4 days ago

Boooooo!

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cooper67.bsky.social•4 days ago

Disgusting grifting shill
he is not a president
he's a lowlife crook

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isthislifeonmars.bsky.social•4 days ago

Eternal grift. Reprehensible.

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gottobeaspirit.bsky.social•4 days ago

Jeez, this is the President of the United States. Openly grifting. We are a clown country now. So very deeply sad.

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heroesfromtheashes.bsky.social•4 days ago

Every one is accepting that the president can unilaterally do this to the people

HE CANT.

HE'S DECLARING EMERGENCIES THAT DONT EXIST. THEN ISING THEM TO DESTROY US.

THE FAKE EMERGENCIES NEED TO CHALLENGED IN COURT

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bill789.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤪 Without that, he’ll sell 2,000/year max 🤪

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lynnrhy.bsky.social•4 days ago

where are the legal teams screaming conflict of interest? lets see the accounting?

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suziewonder.bsky.social•4 days ago

What a grifting piece of shit 💩, it astounds me that people voted for that

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lecohonah1.bsky.social•4 days ago

Grifting idiot....

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markvdhmusic.bsky.social•4 days ago

WTF is this illegal sh!t going on in plain sight?

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lockport.bsky.social•4 days ago

He’s such a disgrace! He’d sell his soul if he had one.

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veggieman801.bsky.social•4 days ago

What the fuck’s with his fascination within two weeks?

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mark-memes-well.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's the perfect time for the media and the public to forget as we would have already moved on to something else by then. That seems to be the short-attention-span-sweet-spot.

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veggieman801.bsky.social•4 days ago

So basically like the signal messaging app fiasco?

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mark-memes-well.bsky.social•4 days ago

What's that?? 😉🤷🏻‍♂️😉

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giacomoleopardi.bsky.social•3 days ago

Elon buys his on shitty cars, Trump his own cards. The USA is in well educated hands! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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janerabbit.bsky.social•4 days ago

would it be any less bad if he had an ounce of class?

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virbing.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’ll guarantee that Trump stiffs himself paying the $5M for the first card.

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cheddargram.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤮 🤮🤮

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jamestmckraken.bsky.social•4 days ago

Guaranteed that Gutfield was abusing himself during that segment.

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sihenrikson.bsky.social•4 days ago

I can’t even 🤯

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cagal.bsky.social•3 days ago

What kind of sh*t is this?

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itsajl.bsky.social•4 days ago

What a dumb, corrupt country we hitched our wagon to. And still our politicians have to pay tribute to it, because they had no Plan B. 🇦🇺

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outaf-cks.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bets on Jesse Waters

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jagster5221.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wouldn't they have to change immigration laws to allow this scam? I know he's not one for laws tho.

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vtdragon.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why does the Orange Shit Stain need a Gold Card? Was he not born in the USA?
He can't be president. Deport him to El Salvador, NOW!

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karlpfrantz.bsky.social•4 days ago

Can he sell a reverse Gold Card so I can head north and get out of here?

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suffragette333.bsky.social•4 days ago

He is so damn gross.

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ritaink.bsky.social•4 days ago

He can’t stop grifting.

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hannah-74.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why would he need the card. Isn’t he a citizen already?? And who gets the $5M? Doesn’t Congress need to vote on this? And again, 2 weeks. It’s always 2 weeks. Can he resign in 2 weeks?

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coffeeclub.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Whites-only Wonka Card!

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stonefeathers.bsky.social•4 days ago

And why exactly would he need to be the first person to buy one?

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lorihartbeninger.bsky.social•4 days ago

A snake oil salesman. He'd sell his mother if he could. On the White House lawn.

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sxsadm2000.bsky.social•4 days ago

§ 208 Acts affecting a personal financial interest
§ 1961 Racketeering [RICO]
misappropriation of funds -- Embezzlement Of Public Funds
18 USC §§ 643, 644, 648, 649, 650, 651, 652, and 653
10 years imprisonment, a fine equal to amount taken

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ridder.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Two weeks" 🙄

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john-gardi.bsky.social•4 days ago

He's shilling 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨... including American citizenship!
"Don't worry about background checks... wink, wink... nudge, nudge."

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slackingpro.bsky.social•4 days ago

Does Putin get the second one?

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portuguesegirl77.bsky.social•4 days ago

Of course bloated yam’s face is on it… most ridiculous scam, so embarrassing

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justsilke.bsky.social•4 days ago

If citizenships are for sale for 5 million dollars, we should all be given the choice to sell our citizenship. There are many people that will never own even a million. Let them leave with the 5M and they can start a (probably better) life somewhere else.

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taylormade56.bsky.social•4 days ago

Gifting them to his golf buddies the Saudis this weekend

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harleyg44.bsky.social•4 days ago

He Said...
https://45harley.github.io/CB/

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cboudakian.bsky.social•4 days ago

What an absolute creepy imbecile!!!

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dawnpatrol1918.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hey trump take that gold card and stick it up your fat orange ass

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texast24.bsky.social•4 days ago

And for only 3 million, you can get a certified copy of the signal chat attack plans with DJT picture on it. For 8M, you can join future strategic chats.
The chat.

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gmsoros.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is it ethical to sell your stuff on government time???

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gmakp.bsky.social•4 days ago

Who’s getting the money?

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milankocic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Three penny dictator…

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davisrob.bsky.social•4 days ago

Another grift. Anyone remember any other president who grifted the American people while in the white house?

This is shameful and embarrassing for our country. Have some dignity!

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louiseqv.bsky.social•4 days ago

But It! I want to burn it.

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edolfkissesputin.bsky.social•4 days ago

Osama bin ladens family will be lining up for them.

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sherryjustice.bsky.social•4 days ago

How does this make any sense? Isn’t the gold card for foreigners to buy their way into the US? Isn’t this also illegal? Also, #SIGNALGATE!!!!!

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jeanmoulin4ever.bsky.social•4 days ago

He said it
Now hold him to it!!

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ewshelley.bsky.social•4 days ago

He said two days. It fell much further in just one.

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crystalcleer81.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why would Trump need to buy citizenship in the first place?

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robotsausage.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ok good, I'm glad I'm not the only one curious about this...

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beavercleever.bsky.social•4 days ago

He’s literally selling America

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maryswanger.bsky.social•4 days ago

Next up... "I have this glass of Kool-aid, it's the bestest Kool-aid you've ever had. You're gonna be so thrilled you had this Kool-aid."

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alreadydidthis.bsky.social•4 days ago

Isn’t that his mugshot photo on the card?

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cairbear00000.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why does he always default to “two weeks”? Everything has been “out in two weeks”. What gives?

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bevymart.bsky.social•4 days ago

Aren’t these supposed to be sold to folks emigrating to #usa

Why would #trump need one?

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cats-wink.bsky.social•4 days ago

Special tax avoidance benefits?

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searcher007.bsky.social•4 days ago

Shameless moron.

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midevilmack.bsky.social•4 days ago

WTH

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salgal54.bsky.social•4 days ago

I know, I know, “Grifters gotta grift” 😡💸👑

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mb77921.bsky.social•4 days ago

He has them on the plane because he wants to sell 50 of them to Saudis during the golf event.

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redhead2255.bsky.social•4 days ago

So the USA is for sale?

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batfink.bsky.social•4 days ago

would be cheaper just to sell your soul like the GOP did

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nylorac61.bsky.social•4 days ago

You have to have a soul to sell it.

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kproud.bsky.social•4 days ago

Russian Oligarchs will be happy to buy one.

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katec48.bsky.social•4 days ago

And he’ll just be A-OK with that! So…Let the Spying begin- in plain sight!

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lapeemommee.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤪

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travelingthrulife.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sick, vicious bastard

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escanaba.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Don't ask me again about Signalgate, it's yesterday's fake news, especially when I have an important announcement to make about these gold cards I'm selling!"

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patglennon.net•4 days ago

The old “two weeks” line

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nancydt.bsky.social•4 days ago

Things just get dumber and dumber…

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deetm2632.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don’t know? Maybe l am in the Twilight Zone? 😖

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jimbo06.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah! El Chapo's relatives!

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rwfolsom.bsky.social•4 days ago

Omg the US is led by a scam
Artist and Republicans sit back on their thumbs!

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pnutsgrama.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hes an imbecile. Please stop him.

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aquarius2468.bsky.social•4 days ago

I zoomed in and it’s literally LAMINATED PAPER. What a joke

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thistledown2.bsky.social•4 days ago

He’s so gross. You can’t buy class, obviously.

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1836republic.bsky.social•4 days ago

A "pro bono card".

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voiceofthepeople.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh, this definitely helps the economy and those suffering from tariffs

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onlyaperson.bsky.social•4 days ago

Isn’t this the automatic citizenship grift? If he’s the first buyer…who did he buy it for?!

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alwaysreading30.bsky.social•4 days ago

Doesn’t “in about 2 weeks” generally translate to “never”?

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marsyd.bsky.social•4 days ago

I really thought his mention of this a couple weeks ago was a joke. I should have known better. It’s never too low or too illegal for Trump.

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skiskamp.bsky.social•4 days ago

Did he buy it as a gift?

For Vlad, maybe?

🤔

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rfb71.bsky.social•4 days ago

Your card has been declined

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tme23.bsky.social•4 days ago

Frump is a used car salesman selling cars without transmissions.

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carlasotelo.bsky.social•4 days ago

everything is 2 weeks with him

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heyjolene.bsky.social•4 days ago

Isn’t he a US citizen? Why would he be the ‘first buyer’?

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blueakasha.bsky.social•4 days ago

You know who has an easy $5 million sitting around? Terrorist organizations. How much you want to bet he’s going to sell one to a terrorist organization who’s going to send their people here and plan an attack.

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bowreader.bsky.social•4 days ago

I read somewhere today that he's making nice with the Talisman again, so . . .

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blueakasha.bsky.social•4 days ago

He did make Pakistan let the Taliban out of prison prior to leaving office in his last term. That’s why they could attack us when we pulled out.

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betsywoolford.bsky.social•4 days ago

I thought those gold cards were for wealthy immigrants 🤔

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riwepo.bsky.social•4 days ago

They should make US Citizenship tradable on on Coinbase. Let everyone monetize their own, and we can see what the real price is.

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nancyrd.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is he really hawking this?

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singatty.bsky.social•4 days ago

Did he pay for it? Or just grab one off the top? Number: 100000001!

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corruption47.bsky.social•4 days ago

The only people who want to move here now are criminals, con men and oligarchs.

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devongreen.bsky.social•4 days ago

Another grift to take advantage of his followers. When it doesn't go well, they won't be happy and react in the only way they know how.

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taglius.bsky.social•4 days ago

“2 weeks” is Trump speak for “never”

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grif3.bsky.social•4 days ago

The gold card for….. ??? Citizenship???

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hiker55.bsky.social•4 days ago

I thought it was to buy citizenship. Now it's just turned into donations to Felon 47?

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japansa.bsky.social•4 days ago

A Royal Flush beats a Joker and a King… and your shitty trump card.

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cincyguy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Be ready in less than 2wks...
Haven't heard that before

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auntvee.bsky.social•4 days ago

Disgusting grifter

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eltopo71.com•4 days ago

It really is corruption like no one has ever seen before.

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lifeinfuquayvarina.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is so gross. My word of the year.

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suz-suz.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thank you Mr President this will make my job so much easier. Signed .. MX cartel boss .. by the way, can they be purchased as a multi pack and I only have cash .. hope that is OK

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sandidinapop.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fuck off George, I work at Milbank. What are you doing?

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arbut.bsky.social•4 days ago

What an asshole

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banc007.bsky.social•4 days ago

Give me your tired, your poor, your 5 million dollars.

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kmckmom.bsky.social•4 days ago

Come on America, we all have someone dear & aged who is slipping into dementia - in this case he ain’t dear - but he certainly is in deep. Look at his movements.

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wslaws.bsky.social•4 days ago

Embarrassing

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michaelherrinton.bsky.social•4 days ago

Trumperican Express: Don’t arrive without it.

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jeffrudd.bsky.social•4 days ago

He would grift his mother for a profit.

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merricontrary.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lookin at Neal Katyal today.

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hollyoheare.bsky.social•4 days ago

They were probably made in China.

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gunbloke.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why the f*ck is the president of the United States selling sh*t? Is he selling? What's it about?

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velvetllama.bsky.social•4 days ago

money laundering with foreign adversaries who can afford to buy this worthless junk, chinese, saudis, russians …

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biggles25.bsky.social•4 days ago

Conway moves around. Pus Gut what is name always seated🤷‍♂️

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biggles25.bsky.social•4 days ago

Where is the line feeding this so we can cut it ???

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calibluedot.bsky.social•4 days ago

What happened to presidents not being allowed to sell things while serving as president? Isn’t he violating the constitution?

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diplockcourts.bsky.social•4 days ago

The US legal profession needs its own Front Line Defenders...

https://www.frontlinedefenders.org/en/programme/eu-mechanism-protectdefenderseu

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naturalwanderer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Revoltingly on brand. Oh America🙄

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barryzigas.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ha, those uber wealthy lawyers are buying golden passports elsewhere, like Peter Thiel in NZ. They don't plan to be around when the s**t hits the fan.

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velvetllama.bsky.social•4 days ago

Another money laundering scheme just pretending it’s available to the public to buy

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