If multiple women sit separately in a food court, each quietly eating a salad, do not interrupt us. We are silently communicating through salads, like whale song.
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If you see a man alone in a food court eating a salad, and he is quietly sobbing to himself, do not interrupt him. He's just been shown his angiogram results.
Men are very aware of that, but once in a while one will try to converse with one of the women in order to observe the effects on the salad network. Believe me, it changes significantly depending on the dressing used on the salads.
"First off it's a dress, not a yes
I wear it cause I got good legs (Uh-huh)
It's not an invite to my table
Don't talk to me I'm not impressed" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_cJwd59gc
I once sat in the airport a few tables away from another woman, and we were each eating a salad and drinking a bloody mary. (Mainly because it was Sunday in Texas, and they wouldn't serve just a Bloody Mary - you had to order food, so I got a salad). I felt such a kinship to her.
I once interrupted such a meeting. Their gaze upon me assaulted my mind with unspeakable horrors I could not comprehend. I have learned and will not do so again in the future lest I be assaulted with eldritch truths once more
First it was through word choice and tone of language, then just the eyes, then sighs and breaths, then body and posture; and just when I'd thought I was starting to get the hang of this "communication" thing, now I have to figure out how to identify more than 2 types of salad 😂 😜
the beautiful part is the truth in this, as a former new yorker manhattan, i can tell you as fact what the fuck i'm eating says a lot about my mood, this applies in los angeles, sf, everywhere else, country diner in montana, cracker barrel in the KY, don't matter, same message
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I'm just saying, there's some double blind studies that could be performed.
Do not interrupt us...
I wear it cause I got good legs (Uh-huh)
It's not an invite to my table
Don't talk to me I'm not impressed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_cJwd59gc
Men do. Go into any pub and most of them are sitting on their own staring into their beer.
Uergh! "bad"
Ermmmmm! "very fine"
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