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mariana057.bsky.social
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10 days ago
The existence of Google Earth, Apple Air, and Amazon Fire implies there must be a Microsoft Water…
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sebastian2.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Microsoft...that's what Bill Gates' ex called it, too.
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chelseawonderland.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Any they all think they’re the fire nation of the elements.
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mssmart.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Hahaha. Good one.
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brianenders.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Azure is blue...
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cjayfla.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I think you upended their April 1st announcement…
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billywm.bsky.social
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10 days ago
But no tech company has Heart
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ogredragon.bsky.social
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9 days ago
the earth is running out of Potable water...
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carldownunder.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Very logical
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azawalli.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Available only on a subscription basis.
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aspenchef.bsky.social
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9 days ago
And a Blusky horizon
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rjaynot.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Ok, i need to get a life. 🙈
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notaspiring2bhmbl.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Don't give them any ideas 😭
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mrsdespair.bsky.social
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10 days ago
"With your powers combined, I am Captain (destroy the) Planet!"
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emceech4p.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Real
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bluewarriorva.bsky.social
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9 days ago
There would be, but it is currently reloading.
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rowleyjohnuk.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Mm what about 5th element ... Wind
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lowkey-loki-lounge.bsky.social
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9 days ago
....air.
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lowkey-loki-lounge.bsky.social
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9 days ago
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melodyemcintyre.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Just waiting for Amazon to attack the others.
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burgunfaust.bsky.social
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9 days ago
That's what the blue screen is...
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bdyguy.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Nestles tried to patent water.
These corporations are trying to kill us with their greed.
Actually corporate malfeasance has killed thousands of Americans.
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farnarkelingkim.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Add Meta Wind and you have a whole band
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otisredfoot.bsky.social
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9 days ago
With these powers combined I am Captain Plastic!!!
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emceech4p.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Nah it's fine, we've got Earth Wind and Fire already 😎
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cultcritic.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I mean Bill Gates did invent the Life Straw so.
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lisasillaway.bsky.social
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9 days ago
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torkilj.bsky.social
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9 days ago
There must be. They have a Lakehouse.
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eh61.bsky.social
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9 days ago
And you are the Avatar!
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neilturkewitz.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Ah, but water has been deprecated.
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ealgumby.bsky.social
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9 days ago
So does that leave Meta Aether?
I'll pass.
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heroic-robb.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Perhaps Meta-Verse...
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lillietrash.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Halo is dogwater these days so youve already got it
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michaelvitamin.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Blue tide of death works
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juliemccoysav.bsky.social
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9 days ago
You just brought it Mariana.🏆
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sabrinarj.bsky.social
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9 days ago
🤣
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rmpjgrogan.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Or... Apple missed a trick and should have called it Apple Wind
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gperson.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Microsoft Wind. Or would that imply a Funkadelic?
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tesseract.bsky.gay
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8 days ago
does this mean that bluesky is the avatar?
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dara-the-explara.bsky.social
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9 days ago
https://news.microsoft.com/source/features/sustainability/project-natick-underwater-datacenter/
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lincam.bsky.social
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9 days ago
It goes without saying. 🥴 🤷🏻♀️
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phantomshack.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Introducing the Dell H2O
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grianbray.bsky.social
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9 days ago
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generalm.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Careful, Zorg is going to be upset when he realizes you have the water stone.
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grianbray.bsky.social
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9 days ago
"Not one or two or three...but FOUR STONES!"
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grianbray.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I heard the sound effect after reading 😆
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itsscotonet.bsky.social
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9 days ago
It guess that only leaves X Wind
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lanna-mick.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Microsoft Crap maybe........
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ohhhappydays.bsky.social
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9 days ago
@screenshotthis.dev
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screenshotthis.dev
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9 days ago
Sure! Here is a screenshot of this post:
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oclsc.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Judging by the others it's yellow.
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georgejohnston.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Thanks for the laugh!
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antifa-operator.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Azure? 🤔
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xandoid.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Could be zuck’s tears
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qwertyquirky.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Microsoft Water. Before you can drink it, it will force you to update it, and then when you try to drink it afterwards it will suddenly turn blue and you can't use it.
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fashiontechguru.bsky.social
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7 days ago
Microsoft Water turns blue when apps are near.
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mavedustaine.bsky.social
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10 days ago
I mean... Azure, that's blue I guess
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absorbinesr.bsky.social
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10 days ago
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indggo.bsky.social
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10 days ago
I should take it. Indggo Water
Not sure what it is, exactly, but open to suggestions.
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pamo28.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I doubt that Bill knows anything about wet hardware or software
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quizzies.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Apparently, I’m an (Amazon) Fire sign.
♌️ 🌌
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onbehalfofhefool.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Or, as St. Anselm might say, “only a fool could deny . . .”
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fruitylickure.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Spielberg must think you are a god #avatar #6
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professor-quirkk.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Not necessarily :)
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noheroesnogods.bsky.social
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10 days ago
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grahamhardie.bsky.social
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10 days ago
There will be now... 🤔😁😈
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markusmilner.bsky.social
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9 days ago
It won’t be potable
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eileenrod.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Microplastics water
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mannelaukkanen.bsky.social
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10 days ago
When I worked for them few years back I got a blue cloth wrapped glass water bottle from them. So it already exists 🤣
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eliasmcfarland.bsky.social
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10 days ago
I believe that’s called Dasani
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jonathan.boxcake.net
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10 days ago
Does this count?
https://natick.research.microsoft.com/
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jonsneider.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Slow clap. Well played.
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mwrightnuknowit.bsky.social
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7 days ago
Well… there is the new Microsoft 365 Copilot that could have you in the water fairly quickly
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drjeanforcats.bsky.social
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9 days ago
They could just rename the Puget Sound after themselves.
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soog.bsky.social
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8 days ago
🤣🤣🤣👆👆👆
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nightlilah.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Yes, it's called surface
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bskinglory.bsky.social
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9 days ago
yep. Surf- ace the water.
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Ok, i need to get a life. 🙈
These corporations are trying to kill us with their greed.
Actually corporate malfeasance has killed thousands of Americans.
I'll pass.
Not sure what it is, exactly, but open to suggestions.
♌️ 🌌
https://natick.research.microsoft.com/