We’re being ruled by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. - ThreadSky

sadworld.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Hes was born in Canada after his hispanic father claimed asylum.

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minerva1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is this not the man who fled to Ritz Carlton Cancun during the last big storm?

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ethanatl.bsky.social•1 day ago

The world.

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marclivolsi.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ol Mr. Haney just gets weirder and dumber, doesn’t he?

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dying-robot.bsky.social•1 day ago

“simply spectacular!” with three fire emojis
why are the people ruining our lives such pathetic dorks

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roadreclaimed.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Ugh not Cancun Ted.

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capnmarrrrk.bsky.social•1 day ago

The piss-poorest Wolverine cosplay ever

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fastenoughforyou.bsky.social•1 day ago

use it on yourself ted. pretend it's a dildo 👍

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sanityrules.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Ted couldn’t get it started.

Just ask his wife!

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alwaysagoodday.com•1 day ago

That is a saw for falling trees if he could even start it, it would probably cause great bodily harm to him.

If owns a gun it has a 4 inch barrel that he tells people is 8.

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digitalwitness.bsky.social•1 day ago

I hope this asshole knows his staff hates him and spits in his coffee

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anitatiede.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Tootsie fruitsie chainsaw, come get your tootsie frootsie chainsaw!!!!

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wavesinwa.bsky.social•1 day ago

The guy in the back is distracting me.

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randyhermanlaw.com•1 day ago

Yeah, who is that Oompa Loompa?

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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•1 day ago

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debby617.bsky.social•20 hours ago

What a POS.

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thewesterhazys.bsky.social•1 day ago

This guy has never been comfortable in his own skin. It is amazing that tough guy TX keeps electing such a quisling.

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finnagain.bsky.social•1 day ago

Really hoping for a Mad Men John Deere moment with this thing

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kathleen64.bsky.social•1 day ago

What a synchophant

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vertvoltapress.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please Ted, fire up that chainsaw…. *sweats* please… just once

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morrocc.bsky.social•1 day ago

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jordanhas.fun•1 day ago

“I like butter”

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buddhaferret.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jesus.

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thesoutherndad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ted Cruz can hold any sized tool he wants, that blobfish will always be the biggest tool in the photo

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thatamenkid.bsky.social•1 day ago

Seems out of character for him, I thought Zodiac shot people?

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joey.theblacklegion.org•1 day ago

Such a weird little man

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crocwearer.bsky.social•1 day ago

this chainsaw looks extraordinarily dangerous to use!! no brake, no dogs, random spikes on the handle, long ass bar for a clueless newb. let em at it

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marriedtoamedium.bsky.social•11 hours ago

cruz is such a schmuck. when i lived in austin area, he was my senator. i tried contacting his office to relay my position on issues, but he never responded...except to put me on a donation email list & spammed the hell out of me wanting money. he's a grease ball.

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itsnotthatbrad.bsky.social•1 day ago

You should alt text your images.
Giant leprechaun in a suit holds a chainsaw

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elgordopoppy.bsky.social•1 day ago

The poverty rate in Argentina is over 36%. It was as high as 50%. These clowns are ruining the world.

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unclespaceghost.bsky.social•1 day ago

TIL Hobbits are real, and they guard Ted Cruz

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tflores.bsky.social•1 day ago

And that’s an understatement

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katphxaz.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's an ass.

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nevergonnakneel.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s hysterical for all these assclowns to be joking when there are real people being cut down.

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breakfreewithsky.bsky.social•1 day ago

FED THE F*K UP

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theterencep.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe he'll saw his little dick off. Then he can't keep procreating and abandoning children.

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turtlebee.bsky.social•1 day ago

he's totally trying to hide a chubby, probably from dreaming of killing him some coeds

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wendywendy48.bsky.social•5 hours ago

it's like the slime is jumping right through the screen

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kittybatsasha.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pretty much sums up the "conservatives"

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qcassetti.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Help me. How does anyone think this dude represents them? Seriously.

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Joy-intl.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy•1 day ago

https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social You probably already saw this, but every time I see Cruz I think of this Bad Lip Reading vid, it's hilarious 😂

https://youtu.be/v75wCTMZoSY?si=tUw1A1MDO1TBUEAu

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wernherneumann.bsky.social•1 day ago

How's he gonna get that through security when he flies to Cancun

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moonmayor.bsky.social•1 day ago

He has such tiny, soft hands, and the chainsaw has musk's name on it. What a bunch sad sacks

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ryanjames7.bsky.social•1 day ago

One thing is for sure, Ted Cruz holding that chainsaw looks like he’s wearing someone else’s face.

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trudgedrudgery.bsky.social•1 day ago

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jjoe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lynchian ass photo

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dnixmo.bsky.social•1 day ago

I doubt any of these dorks have ever used a chainsaw.

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lvandewater.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love how heavy he makes it look

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hopstache.bsky.social•1 day ago

*curb your enthusiasm theme music*

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hllizi.hespere.de.ap.brid.gy•1 day ago

https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social He should turn it on. I guess he'd be bloody history in no time.

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hllizi.hespere.de.ap.brid.gy•1 day ago

https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social also the face of the guy in the background. He knows!

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peregrinamom-sandy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh so now Ted Cruz is the errand boy. He's moving up in the world.

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richardcblair.bsky.social•1 day ago

Friends, he could not start the chainsaw given 1,000 years.

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nanalurocks.bsky.social•1 day ago

#HowAmericaFell

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beertruck127.bsky.social•1 day ago

What a fucking douchebag

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harryellis.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is this the chainsaw that shredded Milei's FuckwitCoin ?

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voteblue4vr.bsky.social•1 day ago

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uofagrad97.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is the face of a man who knows he took a wrong turn somewhere in life.

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juniorbonner.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s Leatherface!

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kierkestruck.bsky.social•1 day ago

Odd time to highlight gifts from Javier Milei

https://apnews.com/article/argentina-milei-cryptocurrency-fraud-charges-c0321f320a00cdb58edfb365ba8ce0f8

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suasponte2023.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's so libertarian he stiffed his constituency. 😋

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hrtufnstuf.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now show me how you start it, tough guy.

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nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Like, is Argentina going to even let Milei back in? They have the opportunity to do something incredibly funny.

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chadisoldasfuck.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tiny, minuscule, micro-dick energy.

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macdani0049.bsky.social•1 day ago

Texas must be full of total morons to have re-elected this guy

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g0m.bsky.social•1 day ago

ted cruz should try appearing in a photo where it looks like he isn't holding back tears

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instaminta.bsky.social•1 day ago

So I guess it’s true that Ted Cruz is a turd cutter

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crimeisnotacrime.bsky.social•1 day ago

Epic bacon fascism

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adamehbear.bsky.social•1 day ago

Funny how my fingers reflexively curl into a fist when I see fat wolverines face

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bornmiserable.bsky.social•1 day ago

[insert Texas Chainsaw Massacre joke because we're all fucked]

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thatoldbear.bsky.social•1 day ago

Im just hoping he's holster it in his waistband like the fucking dickwad he is

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waluigiyaoi.bsky.social•1 day ago

All I’m saying is that it’s quite the phallic object

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ptrdo.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would pay money to see Cruz fire that up.

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kellylmiller.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who showed him which end to hold?

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katherinekleon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes. Yes we are.

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defnotalien.bsky.social•22 hours ago

damn did he cut off that other guy's shins?

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llamahansa.bsky.social•1 day ago

Beta

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mikesilva.bsky.social•1 day ago

So that's what happened to his dick.

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artistdo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jesus fucking christ.

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matthewkosinski.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let’s see him use it. Does he even know how to turn it on?

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suigsays.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jesus Christ so much cringe in one pic I think my body turned inside out my soul left my body and left nothing but an avocado pip behind

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kturnerrn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now accidentally cut your legs off please so you can’t scurry off to Cancun.

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permanentmajority.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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kayaknana.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Silly me. I thought men like this just needed the biggest truck on the road. WTF?

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kenobee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Surprised he's not holding it by the chain.

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surt.bsky.social•1 day ago

The li'l guy is impatiently waiting for his turn with the new toy.

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tamslick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Christ what a dork.

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langoustine.bsky.social•1 day ago

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pixelpoop.com•1 day ago

This entire administration is sitting at the little kids table.

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cardcatcher.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cruz is Hero at Putin A&M University. (when I was there, they called it Texas A&M.). He protects Putin A&M University from those "Ivy League Elites". Cruz went to Princeton, but don't you dare tell those Idiots at Texas A&M...uhhh...sorry...Putin A&M University.

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bobdunkin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Time to re-write the safety warnings...

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boomservice.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not by Luigi.
Free Luigi

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owejessen.de•1 day ago

I'd be very afraid for everybody's safety if he or Elon would turn these things on.

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ashkeladd161.bsky.social•1 day ago

I hope so hard one of them drops it doing this little stunt.

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offgridteacher.bsky.social•1 day ago

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thatac.bsky.social•1 day ago

Licks trumps balls, holding elmos replacement cock...
CPAC is the place where he can get lucky.

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lvandewater.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love how fucking heavy he makes that look 😆

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brookeally.bsky.social•1 day ago

YES! LOSERS 🎯

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bluejerseyjenn.bsky.social•1 day ago

What a total douche.

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savannalamaison.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gahhhh! I accidentally got
"Cruzed" by enlarging those images.

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nadinbrzezinski.bsky.social•1 day ago

Children

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nba100.bsky.social•22 hours ago

If he can find the choke on that thing I’ll give him a free trip to Mexico.

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paleofuture.bsky.social•1 day ago

☹️

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abraxis.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tag yourself.

It me.

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sylvanrat.bsky.social•1 day ago

That hole in the wall is from the moment he found out he doesn't get a turn holding the chainsaw.

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jenxliberty.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who punched the wall behind him?

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brian-i-guess.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is it just the perspective, or is he 4 feet tall?

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yiff.com•1 day ago

there is only one emotion that this man's face can possibly reflect

the seething and visceral anger that comes from being a dwarf at any political conference and getting "oh hey I remember you! loved you in game of thrones my guy" 30 times a day

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beccasmullet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Isn't he a little small and out of shape to be doing Security?

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goldofsunshine.bsky.social•1 day ago

🧐

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ddc.me•23 hours ago

You can't diamond plate the whole men's restroom wall, come on...

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easydoesit.bsky.social•1 day ago

it’s CPAC

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pdxeagle.bsky.social•1 day ago

So is the hole in the wall?

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sarahvb.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tell me that’s not the murderer from Too Many Cooks

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v-liketheletter.bsky.social•18 hours ago

everyone seeing this

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californiacats.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Seems like DEI to have this man as your security guard if you ask me. Maybe it’s just the angle?

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timeforheroes.bsky.social•1 day ago

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mvwn.bsky.social•1 day ago

The hole in the wall is distracting me.

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bioturbonick.net•1 day ago

The wall: 👁️👄👁️

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rogersherman.com•1 day ago

Probably the poor bastard assigned to protect that cunt.

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paleofuture.bsky.social•1 day ago

A sign I saw at Monday’s protests

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freedomsurfer.bsky.social•1 day ago

So Cal love.

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kuragari.bsky.social•1 day ago

He needs a thought bubble "Yup, that's a tool holding a tool."

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andybowen.bsky.social•1 day ago

The look you give when you realize your job now includes trying not to die because Ted Cruz wants to play with a chainsaw.

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eyegah.bsky.social•1 day ago

“I can’t believe my life has turned out like this, either, but here we are.”

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anthonyclark.bsky.social•1 day ago

*record scratch*

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."

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discobrat.bsky.social•16 hours ago

who gave pinocchio a chainsaw?

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uneasylover.bsky.social•1 day ago

*ted cruz voice* let me get a picture with that chained saw

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thebaroness.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is just mortifying.

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fighttowin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hopefully he screws up and it digs into his leg

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winterpancake.bsky.social•1 day ago

What is this facial expression called

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ampersine.bsky.social•1 day ago

“After having covid 15 times, my sense of smell finally came back out of nowhere and I got a whiff of myself”

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wernherneumann.bsky.social•1 day ago

Remote Control Buttplug Vibrator

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theterencep.bsky.social•1 day ago

Someone who farted in a crowded elevator.

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lobleytea.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ooh I actually know this one! It's an insincere smile. There shouldn't be a central forehead contraction in a smile, only in a frown. If someone is smiling but also looks worried, it's fake. If they do it all the time, they're a sociopath. This is how sociopaths try to imitate emotion and fail.

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viewofpigeons.bsky.social•1 day ago

Punch me now

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suasponte2023.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Weasel

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randalack.bsky.social•1 day ago

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sucks2suck.bsky.social•1 day ago

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theterencep.bsky.social•1 day ago

"We suck! High five!"

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thebaroness.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is humiliating.

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jooltman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nothing humiliating about using a wheelchair, no matter what a lowlife you may be. Now, the condition of McConnell’s shoe, however…

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thebaroness.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wasn’t talking about that.

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bornwithatail.bsky.social•20 hours ago

mfw I have to protect Ted Cruz

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greyjaybird.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t worry. He’s not using protection.

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tggsteph.bsky.social•1 day ago

Small dick energy

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ihrh.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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grakl.bsky.social•38 minutes ago

There are a ton of these Pretorian Pintos rolling around Austin. The temptation is strong. However, the fools who bought them are likely to find them bursting into flame anyway, so probably no point in this.

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