This week's #FridayNightZillow kicks off with an over-the-top, "new construction" Ferrari-themed Florida mega-mansion. It's properly insane, and yet hangs together well. $55 million on "Billionaire's Row" in Delray Beach. Much eye candy ahead so tell your friends... - ThreadSky

jlgocougs.bsky.social•107 days ago

The inside looks like the lobby of a nice hotel, interior design by JW Marriot

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happysnappy808.bsky.social•107 days ago

So it’s a free house once you find the 55 million dollar stash of cocaine

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buckleup36.bsky.social•107 days ago

Looks like a home dreamt up by a Columbia drug lord raised by capybaras in the jungle. A vision of how he thinks rich people live - similar to Donald Trump's monstrosity in Trump Towers.

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tickleslarue.bsky.social•106 days ago

I haven't looked through all your responses, but if "Tax the rich" isn't mentioned frequently, I don't think we're doing our jobs.
Also, this is a perfect visual representation of "Money don't buy class".
Ick.
So much ick.

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pkumpel.bsky.social•107 days ago

Like living in a hotel

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curtgebers.bsky.social•107 days ago

That pool table is a real nut-ripper.

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steventdennis.bsky.social•106 days ago

ouch

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str8grandmother.bsky.social•107 days ago

Is that wild Zillow account on BlueSky?
What was the name of that twitter account so I can go search for it on BlueSky?

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wayzatagirl.bsky.social•107 days ago

Zillow gone wild

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jonthebru.bsky.social•106 days ago

Yuk.

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raflw.bsky.social•107 days ago

I know it's Apples : Oranges, but this entire 245 room hotel, built new in 2016, just sold for $30M.

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raflw.bsky.social•107 days ago

No, really! Lobby & bar.

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maartenbrands.bsky.social•106 days ago

Feels more like a mall than a house. Or a hotel lobby. All the spaces are way too big.

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nywonk.bsky.social•107 days ago

Is this El Chapo's house?

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hunsicker.bsky.social•107 days ago

My 9-year old would like to know if the Ferraris come with the house. Come to think of it, I would to. Because having an F1 Ferrari is some very serious FU money.

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gypsy-crane.bsky.social•107 days ago

The listing says that, yes, everything, including the Ferraris, comes with.

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hunsicker.bsky.social•107 days ago

Thanks! I got too dazzled by the pics to read any words. 😀

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starree.bsky.social•102 days ago

Are they real, or reproductions?

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gypsy-crane.bsky.social•102 days ago

Good question!

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starree.bsky.social•102 days ago

The valuation difference would be significant. I’m guessing they are reproduced, but I haven’t looked at the price of the home yet.

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hunsicker.bsky.social•102 days ago

$55 million, so I’d guess they’re real. Maybe not the F1 car, but the others probably.

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zijapulp.bsky.social•106 days ago

I can enjoy some over-the-top places, but there’s nothing about this “house” that appeals to me. Everything is too much. Ceilings are too high. Spaces are so large that it strips away any home feel. Very sterile. D-

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zijapulp.bsky.social•106 days ago

The other thing I thought about was how high the A/C bill must be.

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scotthaggett.bsky.social•107 days ago

I am so weary of stupid displays of wealth. You've been blessed. Do good in the world.

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ljohn44.bsky.social•107 days ago

When it comes time to eat the rich don't forget to bring the antacid. This is heartburn city.

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justadayortwo.bsky.social•107 days ago

Clearly they NEED a tax break so was forced to vote for Trump

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

There's a bill to exempt all estates from tax. Wonder if it will get a vote next year.

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justadayortwo.bsky.social•107 days ago

No doubt

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vegasgolfgal.bsky.social•107 days ago

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vivavivaviva.bsky.social•106 days ago

Why? I mean this is grotesque.

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mrtone68.bsky.social•106 days ago

That's at least 10 miles west and south of anything anyone would consider Delray Beach. It's almost to the swamp. Hard pass lol

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ferolhumphrey.bsky.social•107 days ago

Friday Night Zillow!!!

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mamaburf.bsky.social•107 days ago

I’ve missed you since I left X!!!

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centerholder.bsky.social•106 days ago

Estimated monthly after 11 million down payment. And this is South Florida. Imagine the electric bill.

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steventdennis.bsky.social•106 days ago

No way the insurance is that cheap.

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zijapulp.bsky.social•106 days ago

Really?

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centerholder.bsky.social•106 days ago

I agree 100%. The average homeowners insurance here in FL is 4 times higher than the nationwide average. And this is not an average home. Replacement values would be insane.

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spacely.bsky.social•107 days ago

I don't understand why anyone wants to live in a house that looks like a conference center, but I like the pool.
Here's a nice mansion for under $400k, but probably better know how to remove wallpaper. https://redf.in/jzwnZ4

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yunkmom.bsky.social•107 days ago

That’s a big house.

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ladycowparsley.bsky.social•106 days ago

100 days on zillow and that price- what's the catch?
This is a wonderful house

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steventdennis.bsky.social•106 days ago

There are lots of homes like this in the Midwest. Gems can be found for <$500K but you do have lots of upkeep many people don't want to do.

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spacely.bsky.social•106 days ago

It's also a lot of house to heat!

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calledbyvoices.bsky.social•106 days ago

My grandma had a house that looked similar to this built in 1898 and the electrical system was a total nightmare. All the wiring throughout the house was fabric covered wire. I wonder if this has similar wiring.

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spacely.bsky.social•106 days ago

I dream of finding a house where they updated the mechanicals but left the vintage tile, cabinets, and hardwood floors alone. Flippers seem to do the opposite.

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pleghop.bsky.social•106 days ago

This is a home!

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itsmejackie.bsky.social•106 days ago

I enjoy looking at Google maps street view and getting a feel for the area. This is a shot of the house from about a year ago, lol. Maybe the neighbors are like-minded? 😬

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spacely.bsky.social•106 days ago

Eeeeek! Champaign is mostly liberal, although sister city Urbana is more so.

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bunnyjadwiga.bsky.social•107 days ago

I, too, prefer the ostentation of 100+ years ago to the modern version! That's a house with gorgeous bones, especially that stunning staircase!

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dogfacecarm.bsky.social•107 days ago

That's a house with "good bones" ready to be made cozy. Love all the wood. 😍

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spacely.bsky.social•107 days ago

I'm all about the bones.

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oldsoldier999.bsky.social•106 days ago

Gotta get it fumigated just to remove the MAGA stench. No wonder it's been on the market for 5 months.

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indyfanresist.bsky.social•107 days ago

That actually looks like a home. Love the wood.

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tulliuscicero43.bsky.social•107 days ago

Very nice painted lady in a great town!

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adunscombe.bsky.social•106 days ago

Oh, Friday Night Zillow on Bluesky, now I know I’m never going back!

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stephynb.bsky.social•106 days ago

If I owned that car I prob would want to park it in my living room too

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magentarocks.bsky.social•107 days ago

Hurry! Appointments going fast 🤣

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mrsdewinter.bsky.social•107 days ago

Hmmm … has somebody been indicted?

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rembrandt77.bsky.social•106 days ago

You sure that's not a over priced hotel lobby ? 🤔🙄 ugly picture on both walls.

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smaher24.bsky.social•106 days ago

Tell me your country has lethal wealth distribution without telling me

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profusional.bsky.social•107 days ago

Glad to see you here steve

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oldstuff.bsky.social•107 days ago

Sounds dumb

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darkwatchertoo.bsky.social•107 days ago

Looks like a hotel for insatiable egos.

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

This bar is just totally nuts! #FridayNightZillow

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anitawos.bsky.social•107 days ago

Let's invite 50 of our closest friends. Be right over.

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saffronsfloof.bsky.social•107 days ago

Is the pool table included?

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glenndavid711.bsky.social•102 days ago

Good luck getting a bottle from the upper shelves.

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doveseed.bsky.social•107 days ago

want. 🥃

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daughterofwitches.bsky.social•106 days ago

This place has The Overlook Hotel vibes.

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bunnyjadwiga.bsky.social•107 days ago

All the public areas look like really. high end conference hotel, in a way that makes my eyes cross. The pools & showers are pretty cool though.

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hollysbirds.bsky.social•107 days ago

What an ostentatious hellhole, this makes Versailles look like minimalism

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americantimes.bsky.social•107 days ago

Nicer than most public bars

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

All!

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jefffowler.bsky.social•107 days ago

For everyone that always dreamed of living in a hotel!

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babyjesuscries4us.bsky.social•107 days ago

A hotel designed in 1990's russia.

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

Here's the link! #FridayNightZillow https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/16171-Quiet-Vista-Cir-Delray-Beach-FL-33446/103481209_zpid/?

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stephjmom.bsky.social•106 days ago

I need backs on my barstools...

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beel.bsky.social•107 days ago

Thanks, It's hard for me to conceptualize this kind of wealth. I suppose they just go to parties at each other's house?

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samo102us.bsky.social•107 days ago

Nothing says luxury like 'spit of land between 441 and the t'pike..

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magentarocks.bsky.social•107 days ago

There are more barstools than bedrooms. Could be a problem. ;)

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amyewest.bsky.social•107 days ago

Seems more like a mall than a house. There’s a theatre, gym, nail salon, massage parlor, multiple spas, restaurant with chef’s table (the kitchen) and cars strewn throughout. Assume there’s a security office in there somewhere to stand in for mall cops.

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jasonbarscheski.bsky.social•107 days ago

There is probably a Spencer's just off the main hall.

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

You better have security with the glass walls surrounding the master bedroom

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hey-leia.bsky.social•107 days ago

Very happy to see you doing this on BlueSky.

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

This is a *kitchen*. #FridayNightZillow. Not sure I've ever seen this much storage before.

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susanatupper.bsky.social•107 days ago

Are you sure this isn’t a hotel?

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saltiron.bsky.social•107 days ago

I can't stand not seeing inside those cupboards, what could be in there?

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karmageddon.bsky.social•107 days ago

Boxes of Kraft Mac Cheese and Campbell's tomato soup. And tons of empty space that I could sure use.

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kmoboston.bsky.social•107 days ago

My house could fit in that kitchen

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gingersnap8.bsky.social•107 days ago

What is with the green stuff on the ceiling? 🤣

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steventdennis.bsky.social•106 days ago

plants of some sort I think

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peter-butler.bsky.social•107 days ago

That is a restaurant

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democracythirst.bsky.social•107 days ago

So warm and cozy.

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rhondawolfson.bsky.social•107 days ago

Only *one* sink?

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steventdennis.bsky.social•106 days ago

I think there is a prep kitchen behind a wall

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carligeard.bsky.social•107 days ago

Hmmmm looks like a hotel breakfast restaurant set up

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mstanik.bsky.social•107 days ago

Enough refrigerator space to satisfy the massive champagne storage needs of the “Absolutely Fabulous” characters.

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karol-in-tn.bsky.social•106 days ago

Humans must look out of place in such a hard space.

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soundslikeyello.bsky.social•107 days ago

Are those even real windows? Seem like holographic projections to block out the DARKNESS OF OUTER SPACE.

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starree.bsky.social•102 days ago

I LOVE that kitchen!

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

Ferrari showroom. #FridayNightZillow

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hudsonheights.bsky.social•107 days ago

Keep the Ferrari room and jettison the rest.

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lafourchette.bsky.social•107 days ago

Now the bar makes more sense.

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keakiwi.bsky.social•107 days ago

But any indication if the cars are included? 😁😁

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boisekaty.bsky.social•107 days ago

So they’re selling the Ferrari collection with the house?

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fagankara.bsky.social•107 days ago

Cannot be real. I know it’s real but JFC #FridayNightZillow

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starree.bsky.social•102 days ago

Oh wow! 😍

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

Might be the nicest spa I've seen in a house. #FridayNightZillow

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carimccandless.bsky.social•106 days ago

I think there’s grass growing on the ceiling in the next room.🤷‍♀️

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sugarcubedog.bsky.social•107 days ago

Looks like a hotel

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tiffanybond.com•106 days ago

Yes, please

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stephynb.bsky.social•106 days ago

A lot of people are dunking on this “home” but there’s a few rooms (and a closet) I’d sell my children to have…this spa room is chef’s kiss lovely

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evansiegfried.bsky.social•106 days ago

Real pain to light all those candles

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juliebays.bsky.social•107 days ago

Hmm. Well, I’m still figuring out Bluesky format but I’m happy you’re here. Threads isn’t working for me.

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americantimes.bsky.social•107 days ago

Insane This must be a Saudi royal or something insane like that. Anyone on the Orange County MLS want to look up the current title and owner?

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jakec74.bsky.social•107 days ago

Who cleans these places?! That's what I want to know.

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starree.bsky.social•102 days ago

Gorgeous, Steven!

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clivingsbkk.bsky.social•106 days ago

I'll take that.

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steventdennis.bsky.social•107 days ago

We found a contender for the closet of the gods. #FridayNightZillow

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soonergrunt.bsky.social•107 days ago

this might be the LEAST over-the-top room in the entire house.

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bowiegrrl.bsky.social•107 days ago

Not exactly warm and homey

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oclh.bsky.social•107 days ago

My very 1st thought.

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baileymcc.bsky.social•107 days ago

This whole thing looks like a hotel from 2015

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j-interest.bsky.social•107 days ago

Going for the upscale garage look in a kitchen.

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halehawk.bsky.social•107 days ago

I hope there's a ladder somewhere handy. #kitchencabinetsR2high

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therealmjfox.bsky.social•107 days ago

It’s only been on Zillow for 10 hours! You or your spotters are definitely Johnny on the spot!

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slothy.com•106 days ago

7 bedrooms, 11 bathrooms is such a weird ratio.

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acreed.bsky.social•107 days ago

The liquor selection is worth more than my house, and I live in a HCOL area.

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wildekid.bsky.social•106 days ago

If The Shining took place in the Mandarin Oriental in DC.

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mrslorig.bsky.social•107 days ago

#FridayNightZillow! So happy to see you're here!

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juliejones.bsky.social•107 days ago

Oh look! A party shower with a viewing tub, champagne bucket, chandelier and plenty of room for classified document storage.

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aerides.bsky.social•106 days ago

Crazy, the location isn't even great, bet they can hear turnpike traffic in the garden, and a 20 min drive to the beach (i live 10 mins from this house).

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