for all those who celebrate, today is a holiday that brings joy to families everywhere, a time we can all put aside our differences and celebrate the time that Mark Sanchez ran into a butt and dropped the football happy Butt Fumble Day, my friends - ThreadSky

rincewind.run • 87 days ago

for all those who celebrate, today is a holiday that brings joy to families everywhere, a time we can all put aside our differences and celebrate the time that Mark Sanchez ran into a butt and dropped the football

happy Butt Fumble Day, my friends

Comments

compasshead1.bsky.social•87 days ago

Half a quarter later....

deathtaxes.bsky.social•87 days ago

Truly one of the most magical of NFL moments.

ph00tbag.bsky.social•87 days ago

I cannot celebrate this because it was to the benefit of the New England Patriots.

ronnieoconchobhair.bsky.social•87 days ago

I still love my Jets.

itsnotbread.bsky.social•87 days ago

Even my foreign friends who knew nothing about football were rofl at that.

simonlb.bsky.social•87 days ago

One of the best Jets plays in history!

thisis-al.bsky.social•87 days ago

lol

kevinbogle.bsky.social•87 days ago

Spectacular

noodlebotmom.bsky.social•87 days ago

Thank you for this! A fun rabbit hole to go down. Great extra info in the comments to

rismith.bsky.social•87 days ago

Big Vince rammed him with another man's ass. Blessed be his name

itsnotbread.bsky.social•87 days ago

Big Vince will Fork you up

cinematicexcrement.com•87 days ago

How did that even...

bobpr.bsky.social•87 days ago

🤣 that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen at a sporting event!

gordos52.bsky.social•87 days ago

That is hysterical.

acordes.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂

wikisteff.bsky.social•79 days ago

This is the literal opposite of that guy who vaulted the other guy backwards.

citizenstephen.bsky.social•87 days ago

How dare you bring up this painful moment in American history. Unfollow.

shoutingboy.bsky.social•87 days ago

ah, the ol’ buttarooski

camcardad.bsky.social•87 days ago

That damn commercial makes me laugh from down hard in my belly every damn time, and I hate commercials.

shoutingboy.bsky.social•87 days ago

My wife and I have reached an accommodation on Sunday, Monday, and Thursday nights—she likes watching football and I like saying “Bundlyrooskidoo!” and we both like drinking beer, so we’re all happy

elderlylady.bsky.social•87 days ago

So this is the butt fumble! Heard about it but never saw it till now. Always thought it referred to Sanchez's butt.
Goes to show anyone can learn something new every day.

highpeakwarrior.bsky.social•87 days ago

TBH this is probably the Thanksgiving memory that I’ll never forget the most

shanzival.bsky.social•87 days ago

My roommate at the time was a biiiiiig Pats fan and I don't think he stopped laughing by the time the kickoff fumble happened.

janetmainville.bsky.social•87 days ago

Watching the "Butt Fumble" never ceases to amaze me!

kidkicker9000.bsky.social•87 days ago

If that were me I’d find a new planet to live in.

edwin-matthews.bsky.social•87 days ago

I was there, and it was epic!

tomthebizguy.bsky.social•87 days ago

Too soon.

fortunasaga.com•87 days ago

Every time I watch this, I get more convinced that he didn't act in error and fully intended to bludgeon his way in-between that lineman's butt cheeks

dryroastedsean.bsky.social•87 days ago

The greatest play in the history of football

marshallg0402.bsky.social•87 days ago

I remember watching this live with my dad(a jets fan) and he turned off the TV and silently went to bed. I don’t blame him

theyeard.bsky.social•87 days ago

Hadn't seen this in a while. Classic. But upon millionth rewatch... doesn't it look like he was maybe going into a slide? And technically the play is down at the beginning of the slide?

Who cares. Still hilarious.

roadrunner-jim.bsky.social•87 days ago

That was a funny play unless you’re a Jets fan. He’s become a very good analyst - very articulate and insightful.

hailey.at•87 days ago

holy shit micah, 1.3k likes on a sports post?????? we fucking made it

jacobtolley1u1.bsky.social•87 days ago

I know why this guy has that many likes on a sports post kick all that maga crap out of social media and we have the best of everything the best of likes the best of culture we can even bring our families together and not have to worry about bullshit anymore we have won after all

jacobtolley1u1.bsky.social•87 days ago

Yeah I can't even believe it either this guy has 1.8 k a likes on a sports post no sports posts in the world has that many likes ever I have never seen that much likes on a sports page post ever on social media on all the platforms I've been on Blue sky is the bomb above hell yeah let's go

rincewind.run•87 days ago

1.8 now, everyone loves the butt fumble

jacobtolley1u1.bsky.social•87 days ago

Man we love you already you're great keep up the good work you're the man maybe me and you should collaborate sometime in a thread as a good team because we're going to team own get everybody together and make everything go good

artfulscientist.bsky.social•87 days ago

overheard

sif99.bsky.social•87 days ago

He fucked up on one play but the franchise has been cursed ever since he left. Poor mark. I enjoy listening to him on the herd, well spoken guy

andyboo23.bsky.social•87 days ago

That's a holiday I can get behind, pun intended. Happy butt fumble day!

gee-zus.bsky.social•87 days ago

Poor Mark Sanchez will never live that one down

alucardsquest.bsky.social•87 days ago

His own teammate too.

farenellphoto.bsky.social•87 days ago

Still better than Aaron Rodger’s tenure as a Jet.

samma1.bsky.social•86 days ago

I don’t celebrate it, but I remember it and it will always make me smile!

chill-guy-geezy.bsky.social•86 days ago

Still can’t believe this was a real thing that happened and not a Key & Peel sketch.

chill-guy-geezy.bsky.social•86 days ago

@cootiequeen.bsky.social if you didn’t end up seeing it last night, at least you can see it today. 😏

cootiequeen.bsky.social•86 days ago

I accept! There was a “Happy butt fumble day” included, and, that’s all I really ask for on Thanksgiving.

bennoonan.bsky.social•87 days ago

Thanks I hate it

shartywaffles5.bsky.social•87 days ago

Of the 3 times where I’ve laughed so uncontrollably that my stomach legit hurt the next day, 2 of them involve Pats vs Jets:

The entire 3 TDs-in-52 seconds sequence from this game

Marcus Jones’ GW punt return for a TD with 5 seconds left from 2 years ago

The Jets are pure sports entertainment.

jonobonzono.bsky.social•87 days ago

Ouch! (said all Jets fans)

rosedees.bsky.social•87 days ago

THE GLORIOUIS BUTTFUMBLE (I have to distract myself from the awful 2024 cowboys rn)

missdiedra.bsky.social•87 days ago

whenever I hear "butt fumble" I think of the Auburn loss to TAMU from 2014 😭

missdiedra.bsky.social•87 days ago

ALT: gif showing Auburn U in blue jersey/white pants, facing off against Texas A&M, in white jerseys/maroon pants.

AU's center snaps the ball before QB Nick Marshall is ready, causing it to bounce off the center's butt & tumble to the grass. TAMU recovers & forces a turnover to win the game

roguestardust.bsky.social•87 days ago

A classic!

hewhowanders.bsky.social•87 days ago

It was a glorious game. I miss the Patriots being good. I got spoiled for far too long.

mellowtoast.bsky.social•87 days ago

He— he ran into his own teammate’s butt??? Do I need to start watching football this is great

carolinemoore.bsky.social•87 days ago

One of our friends’ fantasy teams is still called Butt Fumble.

justhank.bsky.social•87 days ago

that has to beat the Giants fumble of '79 with Pisarcek, no?

elgronk.bsky.social•87 days ago

And that children is how Mark Sanchez became a proctologist.

goblinpunkex.bsky.social•87 days ago

Being a Jets fan is a very hard life.

charliewhy.bsky.social•87 days ago

I will always take joy in Mark Sanchez breaking his curse in the final years of his career, this time recovering a fumble with his butt

dhbrown808.bsky.social•87 days ago

The Butt Fumble. Epic.

restoresanity.bsky.social•87 days ago

And when the Patriots kicked off to the Jets after their PAT, the Jets fumbled the return and the Patriots recovered and ran it in for a TD.
Unbelievable.

nightpups.bsky.social•87 days ago

Must have been a very fine butt

historleans.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is the first time I've seen this, and butt collisions are just universal human comedy language 😅. Thank you!

danaholtzbert.bsky.social•87 days ago

Happy Buttsgiving.

2braids.bsky.social•87 days ago

Not all families...

divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social•87 days ago

more important than the jerks in buckle hats ever were

56jonlyuk.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂 ha ha, the Jets 😂🍺

stismail.bsky.social•87 days ago

Perhaps the single funniest thing about that second quarter:

Score: Patriots 35, NYJ 3.
Time of possession: Patriots ~2:15, NYJ ~12:45.

budsalllday.bsky.social•87 days ago

Never ever gets old. One of the best plays in all of football. Of all time.

sloth99.bsky.social•87 days ago

Fantasy football didn’t give extra points for forcing a butt fumble, but the Patriots DST had a big game.

heidimobley.bsky.social•87 days ago

This never gets old!

mylesforfoxsake.bsky.social•87 days ago

I have never heard this man's name before today. He will now be known to me as Butt Fumble guy. His legend travels.

vlgambini.bsky.social•87 days ago

So heartwarming. It is a great family tradition. 🏈🦃

jeninmotion.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is why I love this goddamn platform. BUTT FUMBLES FOREVER.

whytebuffalo.bsky.social•87 days ago

Classic. Go Pats

ddogz.bsky.social•87 days ago

I almost forgot about that. The Jets haven't been the same since🤣

idon-kair.bsky.social•87 days ago

Hilarious, but it helped the Pats... I am torn.

vinylritchie.bsky.social•87 days ago

He touched the butt!

astralclowder.bsky.social•87 days ago

I don't know anything but how you gonna get dropped by your own dudes ass 🤣

itsjustjimmy.bsky.social•87 days ago

never gets old

northerndork1.bsky.social•87 days ago

That’s up there with “I’m seeing ghosts”

“Ghosts? Like the Boogie Man?” -KVN

iredcapi.bsky.social•87 days ago

Funniest thing I’ve read today!!

ixoye.bsky.social•86 days ago

Wow...I remember that..

elevatedelephant.bsky.social•87 days ago

If politics was more like football the world would be a better place

masterbiscuits.bsky.social•87 days ago

Thank you so much. 🤣

njlegalizeme.bsky.social•87 days ago

saw this live.. was last year we had the tickets I think haha.. 🍍

artfulscientist.bsky.social•87 days ago

now that's a sports holiday i can really get behind

😎

rincewind.run•87 days ago

for bonus lolJets, this was actually the second of three Patriots touchdowns in a 52 second gamespan

1. shane vereen scored an 83 yard touchdown

2. on the next possession, the Butt Fumble occurred on the second Jets play from scrimmage

3. the Jets fumbled the ensuing kickoff for a touchdown

itsnotbread.bsky.social•87 days ago

As a pats fan, that was a great turkey day.

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•87 days ago

shane vereen was a serviceable matchup week flex option for me back when I played fantasy

mielcarz.bsky.social•87 days ago

Incredible day, was watching with my Jets fan brother-in-law and it was glorious. Here’s the whole three touchdown sequence:

weatherfox64.bsky.social•87 days ago

…this is AMAZING

mielcarz.bsky.social•87 days ago

I also highly recommend enjoying the absurdly detailed Wikipedia page on the Butt Fumble:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Fumble

hellaholla.bsky.social•84 days ago

As a postscript, the guy who shot Joe McKnight was released from prison last month

kirtsiders.bsky.social•87 days ago

Ok that fumble was GLORIOUS.

kirtsiders.bsky.social•87 days ago

The second fumble, I mean. Just popped right out of there.

marcimoomagic.bsky.social•87 days ago

New York is cursed to never have a good professional sports team

theworldsgreatestwriter.com•87 days ago

Obviously the Butt Fumble is the peak of this sequence, but the fumble on the return is the hardest I've ever laughed at a football game

rincewind.run•87 days ago

I thought Rex Ryan was going to spontaneously combust

stismail.bsky.social•87 days ago

That game broke Fireman Ed.

theworldsgreatestwriter.com•87 days ago

honestly too few coaches go out in a furious blaze

rincewind.run•87 days ago

important update if you would like to watch all three touchdowns, with a bonus closeup of Rex Ryan going “fuck me” at the end of the video

erinbiba.bsky.social•87 days ago

As a jets hater and a patriots hater I’m very conflicted about enjoying this

rincewind.run•87 days ago

it got Fireman Ed to stop leading chants for three years and I think that’s worthy of celebration regardless

professorg.bsky.social•87 days ago

rincewind.run•87 days ago

I have been reminded that the actual Ryan quote is “un-fucking-believable”

I apologize for the mistake, it is important to be accurate about this, the greatest of all football sequences