DOGE is accepting applications on their website - ThreadSky

thinkingrealhard.bsky.social•17 days ago

Signing in …
Harry Balz
123 DezNutz Street
WhyDontU, FO 12345

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formergregsamsa.bsky.social•17 days ago

Noticed that last night and thought about applying for the hell of it but the github thing was just too much to bear.

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darkest-timeline.bsky.social•16 days ago

Tempted to make a GitHub account with nothing but crazy AI generated markdown manifestos.

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nicoleoking.bsky.social•17 days ago

Ligma Balls and Bopha Deseknutt about to be their top applicants

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twoandseven.bsky.social•17 days ago

Don't forget Ligma's tech-savvy brother Sugma.

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kittenshmittens.bsky.social•16 days ago

I’m a licensed Certified Fraud Examiner. I’ll share this with my colleagues at the ACFE. Maybe if real fraud examiners are hired, they can influence the outcomes or stop the corruption scheme. Musk is pac-man right now. Send some little ghosts after him! 👻

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kittenshmittens.bsky.social•16 days ago

@couts.bsky.social 👀

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qlm326.bsky.social•17 days ago

But still not hiring actual auditors

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darkest-timeline.bsky.social•16 days ago

I wonder if Mike Hunt is looking for work.

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mrnoitall.bsky.social•15 days ago

I have no technical knowledge of software development engineering etc. However, being qualified for jobs in this “administration” means zip. My experience with people who are a waste would allow me to eliminate the entire administration. It’s a waste loaded with oxygen thieves.

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rachkp.bsky.social•17 days ago

That small print on qualifications is super icel-irific. 🤣🤣🤣

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mstevens86.bsky.social•17 days ago

Wonder if a ZIP Bomb could be successfully attached to that.

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chromaticchameleon.bsky.social•17 days ago

i am sure its the email address lol

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laurajedeed.bsky.social•17 days ago

Yeah, someone in the administration probably already has it

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vesdba.me•16 days ago

I'm just sad it wasn't a Hotmail or AOL email address 😂

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quedebijoux.bsky.social•17 days ago

It is telework eligible? /s

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hexdurp.bsky.social•16 days ago

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chiffonelle29.bsky.social•17 days ago

Omfg

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doug5301.bsky.social•17 days ago

Love it

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darielgarner.bsky.social•17 days ago

Beautiful application. This is the report on the actions and the winning historical context. https://wagingnonviolence.org/2025/02/doge-is-hiring-the-response-did-not-disappoint/

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corvidforacause.bsky.social•16 days ago

What started with the lol's must end with the lol's.

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iustitia100.bsky.social•17 days ago

🤔

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bjgt.bsky.social•16 days ago

Well, Elias won’t get hired unless he has Big Balls

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kathleendunn.bsky.social•17 days ago

Yikes; I’d think twice before applying for one of Elmo’s DOGE jobs, or for any job even remotely connected to this rogue administration.

Ask yourself where do you want to be in 5 years?

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rkthorne.bsky.social•17 days ago

Pssst look closer at the screen shot. :)

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laurajedeed.bsky.social•17 days ago

As a 19-year old sociopath with a 198 IQ I don't really have a good conception of things like "the future" or "thinking twice"

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timcushing.bsky.social•16 days ago

Ive already applied as Pete Doherty so I assume I'll be hired as soon as they determine I'm holding

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maggievt.bsky.social•16 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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saintofbouncers.bsky.social•17 days ago

I love this whole story so much it is continually cracking me up. Like when people crash those "Turn In A Transgender Person" hotlines down in Texas, just larger scale

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laurajedeed.bsky.social•17 days ago

Elias' resume:

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cardellaj.bsky.social•17 days ago

The DOGE kids remind me the fake teenage tech overlord fabulist Stephen Glass invented back in the 90s.

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laurajedeed.bsky.social•17 days ago

We owe this time-traveling journalist an enormous apology

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dmytro-spivakov.bsky.social•17 days ago

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sandy-o.bsky.social•17 days ago

Uh-oh, they know gorilla warfare. They gonna throw bunches of bananas at you?

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ekstereva.bsky.social•16 days ago

I like the cut of his jib!

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aspectcontext.com•17 days ago

I feel like the resume should have been an old-school goatse.

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laurajedeed.bsky.social•17 days ago

I was, no-shit, halfway through converting goatse to a PDF when I maxed out on looking at it and went for the copypasta instead

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aspectcontext.com•17 days ago

Your health comes first.

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laurajedeed.bsky.social•17 days ago

Either DOGE has a very sophisticated AI screening for bullshit or the website is still completely broken. Who's to say, really

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capitalistfool.bsky.social•17 days ago

Well at least the right sort of people are hacking it

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futuremonkey.bsky.social•17 days ago

Occam’s Razor

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theskullpodcast.bsky.social•17 days ago

It was hacked earlier today

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dramaticowl.bsky.social•17 days ago

for real?

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theskullpodcast.bsky.social•17 days ago

Apparently so. I just know what I read on this topic. The website also apparently crashed

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north-easton.bsky.social•16 days ago

lol

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sensualkazoo.bsky.social•17 days ago

I'm not sure you can pull off the broccoli haired Hitler youth look.

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arty-san.bsky.social•15 days ago

A few more details about the hacked DOGE website.
#DOGE #hackers #hacked #security #cybersecurity #classified #government #breach
https://cybersecuritynews.com/doge-website-database-vulnerability/

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maudlinmarionette.bsky.social•17 days ago

Bullet point 3 is the one that will get you instantly hire.

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