i still don’t know what balatro is - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

kbuts.bsky.social•52 days ago

i refuse to find out

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kraker2k.bsky.social•52 days ago

Jokerization

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steppecreature.bsky.social•53 days ago

me neither. it's come over all of my roommates like a plague

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hollyanderson.bsky.social•53 days ago

Imagine willingly summoning images of clowns to your phone. Could not be me

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basquiatball.bsky.social•53 days ago

But you have to understand that the clowns are helpful as often as 25% of the time!

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hollyanderson.bsky.social•53 days ago

No I don’t

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basquiatball.bsky.social•53 days ago

Holly, I love you and yours and if my attempt at an uninvited "yes, and" just resulted in the type of bad reply-guyness that I hate to see you subject to

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hollyanderson.bsky.social•52 days ago

No I just maintain a firm no clown policy at all times

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jacketdan.bsky.social•52 days ago

This just seems like common sense

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glass-canon.bsky.social•53 days ago

Balatros are those cylinders that keep cars off the side walk

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superted85.bsky.social•53 days ago

It’s like Super Fun Solo Poker… or maybe Crack… one of those

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sidthemid.bsky.social•53 days ago

It's the stealer of lives

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themagusunion.bsky.social•53 days ago

Keep your innocence.
Protect your sanity.
Save your soul.

NEVER PLAY THE SILLY CLOWN CARD GAME!!

(but, fr, it is that addicting, lmao)

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guamdon.jawn.wtf•53 days ago

I still don't know how to pronounce it, but I own two copies of it

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wtftastic.bsky.social•52 days ago

Same. Trying to convince myself I don’t also need it on switch

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luckygluch.bsky.social•53 days ago

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arizari.bsky.social•53 days ago

Poker 2

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grinddbass.bsky.social•53 days ago

Autism crack

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mrhammn.bsky.social•53 days ago

Balatro

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aj-fincher.bsky.social•53 days ago

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ledahu.bsky.social•53 days ago

Hard drug.

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rotopat.bsky.social•53 days ago

Big same

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ricdesi.dpad.fm•53 days ago

ask your doctor if balatro is right for you

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jaythetacodev.bsky.social•53 days ago

Balatro is when you convert the left card into the right card or something

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arkevorkhat.bsky.social•53 days ago

Nobody: well if poker is so good, why haven't they made poker 2?
Balatro: hold my stack of 14 billion chips

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zelprime.bsky.social•53 days ago

Which one of you dorks put my playing cards in a blender with these tarot cards, a calculator, and a banana

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anangryopossum.bsky.social•53 days ago

It's like this:
🍌🥚🃏🚍👹💳
♠️♥️♥️♣️♦️♠️♦️

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capdianaprince.bsky.social•53 days ago

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skipstir.bsky.social•53 days ago

Slay the spire but playing cards

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thecleric.bsky.social•53 days ago

It’s the Italian version of Balto.

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bridgetgx.bsky.social•52 days ago

It's addictive as fuck

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lyrickoverreacts.bsky.social•53 days ago

I didn’t until my fiancée recently showed me gameplay and I was shocked by the genre. I was like “Wait? What? This is the game getting so much awards attention?” 🤣

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edsbs.bsky.social•53 days ago

Good

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jtdisplays.bsky.social•53 days ago

It’s an anime, right?

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icepixle.bsky.social•53 days ago

Save yourself… don’t learn.

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qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social•53 days ago

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gritscasserole.bsky.social•53 days ago

ok so imagine crack cocaine

now imagine it costing ten bucks for a lifetime supply

now imagine it being socially acceptable to use almost anywhere

that is how balatro makes you feel

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