If someone handed me this burger I would be 95% sure I was about to die. - ThreadSky

kashana.bsky.social • 6 days ago

If someone handed me this burger I would be 95% sure I was about to die.

Beet juice isn't only for truck and tractor tire ballast. You can also use it to make a Barbie-themed cheeseburger. 😂https://boundedbybuns.com/hot-pink-barbie-burger/

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steviedubs.bsky.social•6 days ago

Only way I'm eating this is if a cartoon cat handed it to me

unlearnable.bsky.social•5 days ago

hkfinan.bsky.social•6 days ago

Local sports team makes a teal bun. It’s a bit upsetting as a traditionalist.

kashana.bsky.social•6 days ago

Absolutely not!

margoose.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'd trust a child who handed me that; it's obviously playdough and they're very talented.

Otherwise, nope, I want nothing to do with that.

oldbluedoor.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’m sure that unicorn burger is very tasty but I will certainly never know firsthand

edwoodk.bsky.social•6 days ago

This one will give you superpowers.

unlearnable.bsky.social•5 days ago

Definitely having a stroke

watermusic.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trying to decide how this ranks versus the Smurf equivalent.

erinsopran.bsky.social•6 days ago

Then there's the next day, when you keep thinking it every time you hit the head.

gooseegg.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’ve starting leaving post-it notes to remind myself not to panic

erinsopran.bsky.social•6 days ago

Every 45 minutes a phone alert that says "you ate beets"

edoggthered.bsky.social•6 days ago

This reminds me of the sandwich Homer wouldn’t stop eating, in its later stages.

libbyandcatsredux.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤣

maggiesmithok.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂

appallnepal.bsky.social•6 days ago

angelbird.bsky.social•5 days ago

Beet juice is super fun to cook with! I used to do an upside beet coffee cake & the beetsade it looks like flames in the cake.

dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social•6 days ago

but what if it tasted like cotton candy 😮

jansin.bsky.social•6 days ago

My peach tree got a little bit of red leaf curl last summer and it looked a lot like that cheese.

skyestamey.bsky.social•6 days ago

It looks like a tongue on a bun of tongues.

cousinofdef.bsky.social•6 days ago

It's not cake?

lateration.bsky.social•6 days ago

Rave Burger! That's what I would think. And then pass.

misgivings.bsky.social•6 days ago

😭

missed3pointer.bsky.social•6 days ago

lanadelwheyy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Lollllll I was literally about to say that’s a pretty patty from SpongeBob

catkimbriel.bsky.social•6 days ago

That bun makes me think of these poisonous mushrooms....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria

unlearnable.bsky.social•5 days ago

No, those look delicious

catkimbriel.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣

The thing about gathering mushrooms is, if you're wrong about their being edible, you don't have long to worry about it!

I have several of these made in paper-mache by a Ukrainian artist. They hang on my Xmas/Pagan/Lunar New Year tree.

msimbrie.bsky.social•6 days ago

The pickles probably would've been the easiest thing to pinkify. Lotta choices made with this thing.

shumeister.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'm glad that it's not relying on red#40, cancer causing food dyes.

renrut-mas.bsky.social•6 days ago

unlearnable.bsky.social•5 days ago

At least these scientists aren't working on AI

geoffthejohnson.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah I don't think I could eat this. Maybe if my eyes were closed, but still probably not.

ripperelse.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'd be delighted until it didn't taste like frosting.

rincewind.run•6 days ago

I think the cheese is the most upsetting part

libbyandcatsredux.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤮

kashana.bsky.social•6 days ago

The bun matching it is pretty damn unsettling too.

rincewind.run•6 days ago

it is also upsetting but I’ve seen weirdly dyed bread before

cheese, though, should not be pink under any circumstances

anomily.bsky.social•6 days ago

*Except for a port wine cheese ball.

angelbird.bsky.social•5 days ago

Came to say this.... someone's never had port wine cheese 🤤 sorry grew up near Kaukauna and it's like a requirement to 'well actually' on this anti- pink cheese faux pas.

anomily.bsky.social•5 days ago

A Christmas tradition!