Joe Biden Given Human Food As Birthday Treat theonion.com/joe-biden-gi... - ThreadSky

daarrrko.bsky.social•99 days ago

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cocofairyy.bsky.social•99 days ago

Not the quarter pounder😭

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johntwitter.bsky.social•99 days ago

I hear Jill is letting him sleep at the end of the bed tonight.

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dawnruhnaybrown.bsky.social•99 days ago

“What do I do with this?”

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joeville5.bsky.social•99 days ago

Love the Onion, but not sure I get this one

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rocknrollsavior.bsky.social•99 days ago

He's been served his special slushy every 5 hours that he's awake for the past 6 years.

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strawhatsankara.bsky.social•100 days ago

RFK wants to take these beautiful moments away from us

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poohbearcorner.bsky.social•99 days ago

#RFK pretending that he actually knows what is going on.

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spritele024.bsky.social•99 days ago

He's been eating drywall for the past 3 years.

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gregthealien.bsky.social•99 days ago

I too like human food

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skedly.bsky.social•99 days ago

Ok that made me snerk through my nose like kshsssnernhk a

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we3keepers.bsky.social•99 days ago

McDonald's must have paid Trump to eat their garbage in a photo op..now all his followers will eat it as well....
Save the best food for democrat voters ... I support this one policy of Trumps

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hatinassspurrier.bsky.social•99 days ago

Didn't realize Joe Biden and I shared the same birthday.

-Michael Scott

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warmwestwind.bsky.social•99 days ago

who says Americans lack compassion? look how we care for our pets, even as they succumb to late stage parkinsonism

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riverfoam.bsky.social•99 days ago

Celery with honey bbq sauce

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themightymidnight.bsky.social•99 days ago

Omg good for him 🥰 happy birthday joe hope you make it another year

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cjthecomposer.bsky.social•99 days ago

It's so nice that he gets a treat every now and then

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bjbrit.bsky.social•99 days ago

If you think that's a treat

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cjthecomposer.bsky.social•99 days ago

Better that than nothing, let's be honest

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bobnvt.bsky.social•99 days ago

Biden: "What the hell is this? Has my face turned orange or something?"

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l3s81an.bsky.social•99 days ago

He's like our class pet.

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1111ps.bsky.social•99 days ago

😆

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imsmarterthanyou.bsky.social•99 days ago

Just give up already. It's like watching my grandfather waste away after a good life. Either get good writers or stop!!!! My heart hearts for you. I used to love the Onion back in the early 2000s. Painful.

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strikefaceshow.bsky.social•100 days ago

That poor man thinks he's looking at a turtle

I'll miss you buddy

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historycat.bsky.social•100 days ago

Sorry, but we all know Joe loves the ice cream.

https://www.businessinsider.com/joe-biden-eating-ice-cream-photos-2015-9

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grudgetown.bsky.social•99 days ago

Demand a RECOUNT.
We the People, say HELL NO to living in GRUDGE TOWN!
#grudgetown #recount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_pfVTVj_go

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starteller.bsky.social•99 days ago

Lmao! This struck me as funny!

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realjdvancescouch.bsky.social•99 days ago

He looks so confused?

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lannrvb.bsky.social•99 days ago

Quite a few serious posts. You do know what The Onion is, don't you?

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thereallenin.bsky.social•99 days ago

“But I didn’t want human food, give me genocide on toast NOW!”

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whopado.bsky.social•99 days ago

The McNasty burgers are Don Old food. Give Joe some ice cream.

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disinfowarrior.bsky.social•99 days ago

That's not a baby fetus. Joe biden only eats baby fetuses.

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jarjarshrek.bsky.social•100 days ago

I miss human food

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ianmackay.bsky.social•99 days ago

Gaza baby burgers?

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sexwithrobots.bsky.social•99 days ago

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sexwithrobots.bsky.social•99 days ago

Foods upgraded to solids for one day

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ahowman12.bsky.social•99 days ago

What role can't Gary Oldman play? 😂

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imabeeleaver.bsky.social•95 days ago

US has been
Slidin’ with Biden.

Kamala should have taken the reigns a long time ago.

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imabeeleaver.bsky.social•95 days ago

I can’t watch any more.
Man should’ve stepped down 3 years ago and given us our first female president.

It’s like he’s so far gone I can’t tell the difference, which one is real and which is the the busk?

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actualmarc.bsky.social•99 days ago

He can have a little ice cream, as a treat.

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runningmandan.bsky.social•99 days ago

Did anyone remember to give him his pills first?

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justbun43.bsky.social•99 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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zenmonkey47.bsky.social•99 days ago

Wait.. food FOR humans or food FROM humans?

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trans.bsky.social•99 days ago

oh hell yes, you’re using alt text now. this rocks.

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malakai.bsky.social•99 days ago

I turned on the setting where you HAVE to use it, so I am reminded. I love this fucking app.

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morticia91.bsky.social•98 days ago

Oh, no, @theonion.com. You see, sweetie, that's not human food. That's a sample of contamination that was left behind on Airfoce 1 after the previous admin. Joe's just staring in disbelief b/c they finally got the test results back.

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chipmcdonald.bsky.social•99 days ago

OMG THEY'RE FEEDING HIM SOYLENT GREEN OMG ORANGE JEBUS WHERE ARE YOU OMG

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artimparato.bsky.social•99 days ago

I may be reading the room incorrectly. However, the way I see it, the maga young white men just raised the level of difficulty 10X when it comes to getting laid. The handmaiden hotties go all in only for the alpha billionaires, celebrities, pro athletes. Everyone else - Not So Much. 👀

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shartrk.bsky.social•99 days ago

🤣

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peterjameszarrella.bsky.social•99 days ago

Joe says, I smell trump

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survivor366.bsky.social•97 days ago

What? No cat or dog? Well damn! 😂😂😂. I suppose the ReTrumplicans were wrong…AGAIN!

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benfishwick.bsky.social•99 days ago

"Is this, food?"

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cjgmnca.bsky.social•99 days ago

That’s rather mean.

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maski500.bsky.social•100 days ago

Calling fast food burgers human food is a stretch

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amadeo-sendiulo.bsky.social•99 days ago

US food.

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maski500.bsky.social•99 days ago

True...

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stupidgoretwink.bsky.social•99 days ago

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designerplant.bsky.social•99 days ago

Joe Biden just like my grandfather FRFR

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queenrobyn666.bsky.social•99 days ago

human food is honestly the best birthday treat

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heroicvillain.saper.io•99 days ago

Let's not get carried away now

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cdelder.bsky.social•99 days ago

I don't think fastfood can be considered human food.

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quidity1.bsky.social•99 days ago

Trump attempts to poison President Biden.

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putfattytowork.bsky.social•99 days ago

Trump food is human food today. Garbage!

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ibrahimmanzil.bsky.social•96 days ago

BREAKING: Biden has been asked to pick Jack Smith for the federal court so Trump can't fire him. Special Counsel Jack Smith can't be fired by Trump if he becomes a federal Judge.

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whoatemypizza.bsky.social•99 days ago

everyone trying to correct the joke in the replies should be permanently suspended from blue sky

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imabeeleaver.bsky.social•95 days ago

😂😅
These are tough times, we need all the humor we can get.

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imabeeleaver.bsky.social•95 days ago

Or like asking which one is the real Biden?

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imabeeleaver.bsky.social•95 days ago

You mean like saying things are skidin with Biden?

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gregthebaker.bsky.social•99 days ago

It’s a food like product

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thundrcrow.bsky.social•99 days ago

Ensure gets old fast

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abruhslamlincoln.bsky.social•99 days ago

Leave Joe alone 😂

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jpaul13.bsky.social•99 days ago

Soylent Green kind of human food?

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venus-demilo.bsky.social•99 days ago

Aw man, now he's gonna get the shits!

I'm imagining he has the sensitive stomach of a Yorkie

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famehaver2000.bsky.social•99 days ago

Nice Rfk Jr cosplay Joe

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glopez1971.bsky.social•99 days ago

That barely qualifies as human good

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wtchy.bsky.social•99 days ago

He's looking at it as if it might get up and walk away on it own.

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eesy.bsky.social•99 days ago

Another couple of months before he's released.

I wonder what his mémoires will be like? Will there be a film in them?

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purplegobbo.bsky.social•99 days ago

He had a very eventful life, it'd make for good cinema.

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eesy.bsky.social•99 days ago

I hope he wrote it all down, as he went along.

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maximumeffort433.bsky.social•100 days ago

Oh no, what time was he fed?

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jimbru69.bsky.social•99 days ago

So they gave him real beer instead of IPAs?

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deconstructed2.bsky.social•95 days ago

Only person I loathed in the Senate dining room back then was Biden. Still the same punk ass foul-mouthed petulant mean man. Lied about running twice, arbitrarily sent Kamala on a plank walk behind the backs of DEMs, let our nation fall into the hands of a mad man, etc. Worst president ever.

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aussiegirl1.bsky.social•99 days ago

Love the expression of "what the"

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