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theonion.com • 1 day ago

Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House

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fablorraine.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is it frozen because Melania's inside?

redwingfaninca.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wouldn’t that be something

ericsmom2006.bsky.social•1 day ago

😜

zabroglexis.bsky.social•1 day ago

Baron bet them 100 dollars they wouldn't do it! XD

magaduckreport.bsky.social•1 day ago

Two dumb ducks! 😅

robluesky.bsky.social•1 day ago

OK, OK, AI may have some good uses.

msbak.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆😂🤣

michaelault.bsky.social•1 day ago

Love it.

perstephaniel.bsky.social•1 day ago

They like snow, what can you do?

mcmoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gold

iranphotos.bsky.social•1 day ago

They say Jr has developed sinusitis from trying to snort the white powder on the lawn. Is this true? 😀

rhaj-the-wonder.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Licking some white pole. 😆

najohn.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love the framing of "the Trump boys" like cartoon bafoons

thelongrekhan.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, yeah

brownejax2024.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

mynameisnate.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hello the onion

thelongrekhan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fukin idiots

thelongrekhan.bsky.social•1 day ago

katrinarulz.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's what happens when you go straight to the "Triple Dog Dare" 😂🤣

falalala50.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yup…they are THAT dumb!

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•1 day ago

THEIR GREAT UNCLE TAUGHT AT M-I-T!!! M-I-T!!!

queeeeenie.bsky.social•1 day ago

scienceplease.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please show Baron picking his nose in one these. That would be hilarious. And probably accurate.

silverfox9.bsky.social•1 day ago

😹🤠😜🤪😛😋😂🤣😁

craigdodge.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don Junior thought it was a different kind of “snow”.

Eric just being Eric, though.

halfhungarchie.bsky.social•1 day ago

A new winner for the best comment of the day.

kayshe.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣😂

steorra31.bsky.social•15 hours ago

😂

carepelto.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣😂

soulstray.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Looks like don jr. is attempting an awkward reach around.

staral.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dude not again 😩

samanthah0rizon.bsky.social•1 day ago

They thought it was covered in cocaine 😂

americandailyonline.com•15 hours ago

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daisybreezy.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂😂

danmayfair7.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Leave them there

lila44.bsky.social•1 day ago

What? WTH! Stupid!

oh-that-karen-f.bsky.social•1 day ago

If only.

dmrmaine.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is their dad behind the pillar with his tongue stuck also?

tonyislost.bsky.social•1 day ago

Correction: one of them got their nose stuck, thinking the white cold powder was coke.

banana42boat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dumb and dumber lol

goobypls89.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, at least it was their tongue that got stuck.

mullerja.bsky.social•1 day ago

Probably thought it was cocaine.

multithinker.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Tragic day for the Trump boys—turns out, licking the boots of power has real consequences. Who could’ve guessed physics would be the thing to finally hold them accountable? #DarwinAwards #StuckOnStupid

goshsaidbill.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Again?!

teresala.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I wonder if Barron laughs at stuff like this 😆

brosefthemighty.bsky.social•1 day ago

Listen, who hasn’t gotten their tongue stuck to the whitehouse on a cold day in February?

densetsu-no-baka.bsky.social•1 day ago

When did you guys start reporting on real events? 🤣 Honestly, them two boys are dumb enough that I could see this being real

alansmithest.bsky.social•1 day ago

Their names are Uday and Qusay.

robofthesky.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did they shoot their eye out?

thebadnewsb.bsky.social•1 day ago

You gotta just throw the whole thing away.

bruceporter72.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣Did some one say snow?

lunasy.bsky.social•1 day ago

ice agents finally doing the right thing

bigalincal.bsky.social•1 day ago

To be fair, they thought it was cocaine falling from the sky, and they wanted to lick it off every surface

davidb767.bsky.social•18 hours ago

It would be the most productive thing they’ve done at the White House

milesbenjamin.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think the Onion is running out of things that aren't happening IRL.

mrsbigballs.bsky.social•1 day ago

Stop lying! That is clearly hunter on the left.

halaszcinations.bsky.social•1 day ago

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darcimonet.bsky.social•1 day ago

I cannot express how badly I wish this was a real news story.

nanorider426.bsky.social•1 day ago

It could happen... 😆

halfhungarchie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Throw more water on the post, maybe they will be freeze to death?

ms4tune.bsky.social•1 day ago

Surprised it wasn’t Jr. nose…

robyni.bsky.social•1 day ago

Come on--who wouldn't believe this? 😏

thornsoftristan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh the many pennies I'd pay to see that--front row seat, popcorn at the ready. 🍿

bolterj.bsky.social•1 day ago

elegantcloud51.bsky.social•1 day ago

Damn, that made me laugh. Thank you Onion. We need you more than ever!

mikeshands.bsky.social•1 day ago

klamorkitten.bsky.social•1 day ago

And that is how the White House is now a carrier for herpes and other forms of "the crud".

jayshuck.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can free them by hosing them down with hot water. I'll watch.

drharmony.bsky.social•1 day ago

might need to also throw some large stones in case it does not work .....

thelongrekhan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let’s just throw the stones

grannyblue4.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bevis and Butthead

jamesjamerson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Poor little trust fund trash.

mikeyboypdx.bsky.social•1 day ago

It took me a minute to realize this is The Onion.

gordonmoat.bsky.social•1 day ago

I get this feeling they're going to send you to Guantanamo.

atomic135.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Someone told them it was snowing outside and they were disappointed to see actual snow.

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