Why do I feel like the Onion headlines lately are being used as a template for what is next? I mean, I am not really surprised by this, but it's pretty hard to surprise with the insanity that is reality. Onion, your job is very hard indeed!
Little something for all those"alphas" who can't deal with an actual woman because they're all pathetic, scared, insecure little boys. Right, GOP, MAGA, Heritage Foundation, tech bros', etc.?
I saw a headline where some state legislator wanted to make Trump Derangement Syndrome a medical diagnoses. Thought it was an Onion headline but it was real.🤦🏼♀️
You do realize they want to now lock us up because they did or trying to made that a mental Illness. So now everyone who talks bad of trump must have tds, and be institutionalized.
Women who speak like that sometimes can't help it. It's a form of child abuse. Our voices have been stolen so we speak in a baby voice as a way of finding acceptance. A real psychological tool used by fundamentalists.
Very difficult to overcome.
At the same time, undertakers at Montparnasse Cemetary in Paris France announce a free energy breakthrough.
By rigging Simone de Beauvior's skeleton with an electromagnent, they's able to power all of France with the high-powered frictionless spinning of her corpse.
If you look up "Fundy baby voice", you'll get the joke. Some women appear to use it to display submission, whether by instinct or design. It's pretty nauseating.
I used to cringe at TV commercials, but now I can’t listen at all without part of my brain dying. The fake, cutesy, baby-baby, slightly-sexy-husky women’s voices in commercials is the most annoying sound ever. It is the sound of women falling on their knees before the patriarchy. Just nope.
WELL, IF that's the ONLY WAY t-Rump and his ENTIRE party can understand what's being said!!!..I guess, ladies, we'd better start 'speaking their Language'!! We don't want ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS!!
I get it. The Onion is broadly slapstick-y enough that they can often get a good laugh out of me, but as much as I used to enjoy it, I can’t do McSweeney’s anymore.
And not before time. Eagerly awaiting the UK to cite The Special Relationship and proceed to enact similar, no dammit, identical legislation here. GRUNT
I think those of us in the know called it code switching, but the proudly unwoke said it’s phony to speak different ways to different audiences and said it proved she lied about the McDonald’s summer job or something.
The straw that broke the camel's back for me when I broke up with a girlfriend about 25 years ago was when she read me a poem by the singer Jewel, using baby voice. It haunts me to this day. 😳
Ya know....i read the headline and wasnt that shocked...then saw "the onion" and was slightly amused...only slightly tho because I can see some version of this being true one day.
How insure maga is. So scared of women. High pitch voices?
Bend over and pitch this you fucking freaks!!!
Follow the orange
Fuck loathed by all women!!
See where it gets you?
I just watched a documentary last night on pbs about the expectations and rules for stewardess's in the past and these women had an evil checklist to live by. Smiling and being friendly no matter the situation was a real thing. Thats what many men want us to go back to for reals, expect of us today
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Check your sources. This is FAKE NEWS.
How dare you call yourselves a "serious news organization that doesn't ever joke!" Disgraceful.
https://www.fox9.com/news/minnesota-senator-justin-eichorn-arrest
GROSS.
A joke here, but real in evangelism.
Very difficult to overcome.
Forced to do it, or they PAY.
🫂🫂🫂🫂
I understand.
I'm FOREVER criticized for my voice.
By MEN.
Like, they HATE HATE HATE my voice.
But the kids love my grandmasaurus growls and the pets love my baby voice.
By rigging Simone de Beauvior's skeleton with an electromagnent, they's able to power all of France with the high-powered frictionless spinning of her corpse.
Yes I said it.
(Hopefully you realize I'm joking)
“Kiss my ass”
It's all taught in Fascism 101!
Wake Up, America!!
I’m all woman-my daddy was a Drill Sergeant! I am confused
And thanks to your dad for his service.
I got a sense of humor I was posting it forward- for shits and giggles
Yeah, I can play this game
"Yesh...me hungy."
"...."
That's just sick.
Bend over and pitch this you fucking freaks!!!
Follow the orange
Fuck loathed by all women!!
See where it gets you?
Vocal fry: ending your words and sentences with a descending growl to indicate one's superior status.
Every statement must sound like a question! Doubt yourselves, ladies!
--Judge Jeanine
Unfortunately, the irony is starting to become reality.
Super creepy.