The gothy, vampy, just wants a little respect Elon. Waving around a chainsaw, desperately repeating his flat jokes so we’ll finally get it—and get him—trying to make ‘Dark MAGA’ a thing. (That little war cry he uttered was hella kewt, not gonna lie.) https://lokiexcelsiorsmith.substack.com/p/paper-tigers?r=fd4u4
Yeah - these days things that the Onion says as satire become true the next month. So, I'm assuming this will actually happen unless Trump gets rid of Elon first.
I have several satire pieces that would be perfect for you. I'd rather give them to you rather than start my own satire news. However you don't take submissions so how do I get to write for you?
How long before they proclaim the same for posting unretouched photos of FOTUS, showing him as he really is (overweight, pounds of makeup on his face; balding, spitting like a 3-year-old having a meltdown ...)
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We're going straight to "super protected class". The wealthy may not be discriminated against, and they must receive extra special deference in all matters, including compulsory recognition of whatever title they select for themselves. Musk's will be Dark Lord Elon. Genuflecting will remain optional
I remember someone saying when this collage of images came out "no this isn't what he looks like it's all it's just AI! look at the hands!" like yeah sorry bud I think he's just an ugly ass mf 😆
he is proof no matter how rich you are, money can't buy you a better body or social status lmao
If I wasn't already familiar with what the Onion is, I would have assumed this was literally true and wouldn't even have been surprised with the current administration.
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If this isn't an 'inb4' moment, I don't know what is.
Just hair deficient.
you really notice it now his face is starting to collapse
Pretty much describes where we’re at right now. 🙁
https://lokiexcelsiorsmith.substack.com/p/paper-tigers?r=fd4u4
Lots of threads to get through - outcome is Tech bros have declared war on human race
https://bsky.app/profile/jennycohn.bsky.social/post/3lkz7ceig322w
Will he have an Orange scalp or sickly white?
When 2 tossers cry because their bald.....🤣
Less for the poor
Watch my billions
Soar and soar
Bad Elmo! Bad BAD!!
https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3lkvi24d2cs2n
This must be spam surly
How long before they proclaim the same for posting unretouched photos of FOTUS, showing him as he really is (overweight, pounds of makeup on his face; balding, spitting like a 3-year-old having a meltdown ...)
You're just giving these morons ideas!
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“Dark Lord” doesn’t have enough x to satisfy the burning cringelord in whatever detritus passes for his soul, lmao.
I feel like this is a prophecy.
Now that would be a sight for sore eyes 🤣
he is proof no matter how rich you are, money can't buy you a better body or social status lmao
I predicted gulags two months ago and now they're sending non-convicts to gulags in san salvador
1 freeze your credit
2 see your doctor/vaccines
3 renew your passport
4 ask doctor for three months supply of meds
5 update your sexual orientation in medical be ambiguous
6 shop local
7 stay informed
8 stay hydrated
9 help others
10 download your SSA statements
This is when satire turns into reality!!
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"Tomorrow's News Today!" or something like that, I suppose...