She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly
He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move”
She: Judgmental Corpse?
He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move”
She: Judgmental Corpse?
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Look, I just thought the idea of somebody who was terrible in bed and yet still judging you was hilarious but what do I know
In COMPLETELY unrelated news Gideon the Ninth is a very good book
"Left foot blue, NOW!"
"Right hand yellow, NOW!"