dressing matching to present a "unified front" except it's 4 different colors so no one will even notice is like, the ultimate Democrat move. i couldn't write something this perfect - ThreadSky

cait.bsky.social • 4 days ago

dressing matching to present a "unified front" except it's 4 different colors so no one will even notice is like, the ultimate Democrat move. i couldn't write something this perfect

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jgillm.bsky.social•4 days ago

The best thing to do—in this specific moment—would be for the entire Democrat caucus to show up, take their seats, then stand up and walk out the minute Tr*mp starts talking.

chlommunism.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s like all the people calling him a Cheeto on this site, which he doesn’t use

ouisequitur.bsky.social•4 days ago

i think @lolennui.bsky.social should be dnc chair she has Ideas, good ideas

raccoon-overlord.bsky.social•4 days ago

Leger Fernandez is an idiot.

ann-atar.bsky.social•4 days ago

My god it's depressing. This should be easy, boycott or walk or or wear one color, but there's no organization.

wilemdafoesribcage.bsky.social•4 days ago

damn I wonder what color they’re gonna wear for Gaza

yiff.com•4 days ago

the color they aren't wearing for the genocide they aren't stopping

marsrover.bsky.social•4 days ago

#00000000

zyla.top•4 days ago

i just hurt myself rolling my eyes and making the jerking off motion

OW

activecultures.bsky.social•4 days ago

And only a rainbow by accident because they don’t seem to care about LGBTQ+ issues

dirigojoe.bsky.social•4 days ago

Do you even have any politics other than being a dick online? 😭😭😭

toasty.cx•4 days ago

that's all that exists any more baybeeeeeeeeee

dirigojoe.bsky.social•4 days ago

For sure. In case it wasn't obvious I am on Cait's side in the matter of Barbie v. Will Stancil

jarlent.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's still more than the Democrats seem to have

dirigojoe.bsky.social•4 days ago

dingokayfabe.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why you thinking of starting a club

luminousflux.neocities.org•4 days ago

Sturg

cait.bsky.social•4 days ago

no!

frogatlarge.bsky.social•4 days ago

do you have any dunks you didn’t copy and paste from will stancil

dirigojoe.bsky.social•4 days ago

No? Are you okay?

wallybuan0.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bet they’ll clap *sarcastically* too

juno.bsky.social•4 days ago

I want healthcare no wait at this point I’m just asking for
Human rights

Jesus
Fucking
Christ

jhaedin.bsky.social•3 days ago

Representation signaling

jarlent.bsky.social•4 days ago

I thought pink was for breast cancer

cait.bsky.social•4 days ago

it's for girls :)

tassja.bsky.social•4 days ago

cry laughing they're trying to get roasted by the workwear guy

dangyd.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nancy Pelosi has special ordered a kente cloth in blue, yellow, black and pink and will be kneeling with the Caucus of Mixed Metaphors in somber prayer immediately before and after the address.

hotpootato.bsky.social•4 days ago

Noticeably, nothing to protest the active dehumanization and erasure of trans people writ large

allistronomy.bsky.social•3 days ago

I saw this photo and I can’t even tell if this is a dem, or just someone who wore pink because they didn’t announce until the day of. Very effective protest obvs.

carotaylor.bsky.social•3 days ago

Reminds me of this evergreen tweet:

thryse.com•4 days ago

thank god there’s still humor in the world 🫣

ltremmick.bsky.social•4 days ago

Like an episode of Veep

texaskrusty.bsky.social•4 days ago

The fact that no one in the meeting didn’t stand up and say ‘what the fuck are you talking about’ is another sign of how terrible they all are.

How about shirts that just say ‘Trump and Elon want to kill you’?

areyouamirror.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’d like to hear trump name more than 4 colors, not particularly relevant here but I think it’d be funny

yiff.com•4 days ago

if I wanted to come at trump "loud and clear" I'd smash his face in with all the cameras rolling since it'd be a watershed moment to do so, but there ain't a democrat in elected office with the guts

thryse.com•4 days ago

Ok, I don’t know about you but I personally am not asking a random Democrat and their family and friends to DIE just to literally bloody Trump’s nose

jarlent.bsky.social•4 days ago

I mean

Maybe we should

Also I don't really think they would die, almost certainly not their friends and family

thryse.com•4 days ago

You’re a far more optimistic person than I.

All I can say is that I’ve known my share of malignant narcissists and I’ve read some world history.

jarlent.bsky.social•4 days ago

I mean

Nobody murdered the family and friends of the guy who *shot* Trump

yiff.com•4 days ago

I want to scold his dad for not spending more time encouraging his son's budding interest in long range target shooting because the kid had every opportunity possible to get trump all the way down to utter law enforcement and secret service incompetence, and still pulled a fucken wide right

yiff.com•4 days ago

nobody's going to die in congress secret service snipers aren't really poised to shoot sitting congressmen who suddenly hit the president in the face. frankly it'd be worth getting shot to me

thryse.com•4 days ago

Even twenty years ago you would die if you did such a thing to Trump. He’s a mobbed-up murderer.

thryse.com•4 days ago

Secret Service not required

thryse.com•4 days ago

I mean, you think somebody who hits Trump isn’t going to get suicided in jail during a camera blackout?

yiff.com•4 days ago

remember richard spencer, not that many people do anymore. he was hot shit till some anon ran up and clocked him on national TV. it instantly destroyed his image and reduced him from being a demagogue to being mortal and vulnerable. his support turned on him and ate him

same happens to trump 100%

thryse.com•4 days ago

Richard Spencer is neither rich, nor psychotic, nor the president of the US, and to my knowledge has never ordered anyone murdered like Trump.

femiurge.bsky.social•4 days ago

I mean at that point you might as well kill him, you're equally likely to get killed for it

yiff.com•4 days ago

sure but there's probably metal detectors and security that even congress have to go through before being able to stand in close range to the president. everyone's fists are always with them. also killing him you better get vance too otherwise oh god the shitshow of president soy

jarlent.bsky.social•3 days ago

nah, the party won't rally around Vance, they'd all be trying to claim MAGA as their own and I think it'd fracture

Without the threat of using MAGA to primary people, the factions would fight for influence

yiff.com•4 days ago

better to humiliate him and let him embarrass himself in the aftermath to clear lingering doubts of his mortality and derangement

femiurge.bsky.social•4 days ago

yeah if he were assassinated now I think we just get the full metastatization of fascism under president vance (suspension of elections, outlawing of the democratic party and anything to its left)

meganox.bsky.social•3 days ago

hey remember when GOP asserted their "right" to bring their weapons into the chamber? wasn't that long ago

lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social•4 days ago

a bad nosebleed could fuck a guy up at that age

yiff.com•4 days ago

some of us have principles we really would die for and it is never anything but infuriating when pacifists or liberals pearl clutch and go "gads! how could you ever ask anyone to DIE for something" when there's millions of people in the country who've been willing in their lives, including some reps

yiff.com•4 days ago

of course nobody WANTS to die even for a good cause, usually. but would I risk it to smash trump's face (or elon's, or vance, or zuck, or many others), yes. I sure the hell would. I remember when bill gates got pied

yiff.com•4 days ago

the look of absolute sadness on him afterward, like he was 8 and just got beat up on the playground again. like all the money and power and fame got him nothing and he was just as vulnerable and small as ever. it gutted him to get hit in the face with that fucken creme and trump needs that to happen

jeanlucbacardi.bsky.social•4 days ago

I am

whippoorwont.bsky.social•4 days ago

ending this plan to color coordinate in protest with "it's time to rev up the opposition" is so grim

sammie.gay•4 days ago

the quote at the end makes this the most perfect summary of the democratic party: "in the face of an admin that's actively killing people and ruining the economy, we figure it's time to stick it to him for REAL, so we're wearing a bunch of different random colors based on vibes"

beanzone.me•4 days ago

it's so fuckin bleak out here 😮‍💨

spacecitymarc.bsky.social•4 days ago

I hope they gave him the color-code key, he'll be so burned.

ajwaters.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read.

exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social•4 days ago

I am begging and pleading for them to talk to a single PR agent, or literally anyone who's ever worked with or for an advocacy organization.

owdoo.com•3 days ago

US going all fashy and libs just putting on a fashion show 🙄

lesliewalden.bsky.social•4 days ago

After they were so upset about Zelensky’s clothing I’d order printed tees and wear chucks! Plus I’d have some lovely signs to hold up. We know what 🎃💩 will say. Jasmine Crockett probably has a few pithy phrases to answer him! A high school prom committee has less confusion than this!🙄

gaygirlboss.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh yeah, a dress code, that’ll show him

perigominas.bsky.social•4 days ago

I've said in the past that Dems bring spoons to a gunfight because knives are too provocative, but damn if they haven't traded in those edgy spoons for Pantone swatches.