Just spitballing here; running it up the old flagpole to see who salutes, you know. I’m not in love with this idea, but it polls well with men of your age and station in life:
What about a big honkin’ bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream, washed down with several tall glasses of Baileys. And a sherry.
Hot pastrami with Swiss on a kaiser roll, cut in half, with Grey Poupon, a side of potato salad and a half-sour pickle spear.
You're never totally on your own on BS...
I would add chicken to that, especially considering my current dietary needs, but the cheese would have to be swiss. Michael could go with cheddar, or Gouda, but mine has to be low in salt, especially since bread w/o white flour, that is also low in salt, tends to be expensive, here in Metro YVR.
I just want to say that I’m bitterly disappointed that absolutely no one prepared me for this neverending, tedious responsibility of having to think about my next meal all day every day. Utter nonsense…
Learn to make your own and don't be picky. I can be a simpleton when it comes to food. A bowl of oatmeal or oat porridge or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is just as good for me as a meal at a fancy restaurant.
Here’s the upside of having autism and hyper fixation meals. I don’t have to worry about this because every day for lunch for the past few weeks or so it’s been spanakopita. 😂
You could try Musk Melon and Orange. Slice the former in equal pieces and peel the later. Don't forget to rub some salt and pepper during the process. Don't forget to feed them to your doge!
2 grilled beef hot dogs (half-smokes but no one knows what those are), buns toasted lightly, Dijon mustard, onions, pickles, any crisp, salty potato chips (Cape Cod), Heineken.
How about a Levantine salad of finely chopped parsley, soaked bulgur, tomatoes, mint, and onion, seasoned with olive oil, lemon juice, salt and sweet pepper? 🥗
I guess I'm a bit late for today's lunch recommends.
But hey, tomorrow is Friday, and if you're not celebrating with a plate of tacos, chicken nachos and a margarita then you don't even know what the word Friday means.
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Do better, Michael Ian Black.
Best shared with colleagues... Jameson, Johnny Walker, and Jose Cuervo.
I'm seeing this for the first time, just now...
... still looking for suggestions?
What about a big honkin’ bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream, washed down with several tall glasses of Baileys. And a sherry.
My autism needs to be quelled as much as my hunger and anxiety rn.
IYKYK lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0-yzBF-fSY
You're never totally on your own on BS...
https://vimeo.com/1046868588
And don't even get me started on baking a pastry wrapped brie with pears, or a nice fig jam. It's enough to convince even me that heaven might exist!
if it isn't too early
Silence IS Complicity.
Cooperation IS Collaboration.
Keep notes. (Madame Defarge style)
Vive la Résistance!
This is the correct answer.
Thank you for this.
Also, I'm always ordering fish and chips when I'm feeling stressed. So maybe that?
Gonna drive your solid gold car to go get it?
(Gen Tso's Chicken, if you follow my lead)
But hey, tomorrow is Friday, and if you're not celebrating with a plate of tacos, chicken nachos and a margarita then you don't even know what the word Friday means.
Then take a nap.
So good!!