Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929!
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
(rimshot)
(cow moo)
(old-timey car horn)
(boooooing! noise)
(edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)
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(Creaky door opening)
This is one of the few things Trump is good at
Killing anything tied to money
We heil
Right in the deutschbag's face
We need you to assist in fillabustering congress!
Doubt it takes that long though.
I immediately think of David Bowie song with this..Spiders from Mars (hope I got this right, been ages since I heard it)
(Homer Simpson)
(Well dangyum, Sarge)
(Michael bay explosion)
Followed immediately by an unskippable ad for dRaFtKiNgS
Fun fact:
On October 6, 2019, his first name came to pass.
Things are going to get worse, much worse.
You could have bought back in after a 50% decline (we are nowhere near that…yet), believing how F-ing smart you are but you’d STILL have lost 80% of your money in what was ultimately an 89% decline.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) experienced a sharp decline on April 4, 2025, closing at 38,314.86, down 5.50% for the day
Can't take that long..
Wealth war, taxes, termination & tariffs they want to bankrupt the working & middle class the extort our work & assets. Economic terrorism. Their greed will not end. Hands off protest April 5th
a rallye!!
Ice spiders: "You know what... we'll come back, you got your own shit to deal with."
Us: "Noooo... come backkk!"
But yes, ahooooga indeed.
But hey.. there's always tomorrow!
Now a REAL impressive achievement would be if April can dig us down past the end of Trump's 1st term, somewhere around the 29k mark.
He was *real* proud of his economy.
...😮💨
They were worse. =/
1929, the sequel
Sorry...but the USA is losing friends to appease this guy's ego
THE GHOST IS IN THE MACHINE MOTHERFUCKERS...
And we brought something back.
Void spider CFO: ...ssNot a sspublicly sstraded company. sss....
NOOOOOO!!
This will be the greatest depression!!
Many people are saying that this will be a depression like nobody has ever seen.
https://bsky.app/profile/redloribrighteyes.bsky.social/post/3llzcrc5hvk2j
nobody EVER remembers the spectral ice spiders and it is a fucking crime.
I learned about it by hearing that my great grandfather literally went bust during it. He bought on margin (which isn't allowed today) and got wiped out.
I don't play the market-mostly because I'm poor..