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The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people. We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.

To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.

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Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929! (rimshot) (cow moo) (old-timey car horn) (boooooing! noise) (edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)

America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

"Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again." 🎵 #StockMarket

Walz: "For him to mock them and to say this about Canada, that they're nasty people. The thing I think that has to start to set in and I would argue that happened in Wisconsin is that there's buyer's remorse. Nobody signed up to insult the Canadians and drive up potash prices."

Does it still taste the same?

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

Yes. There is a kneejerk reaction among some Dems that tariffs inherently protect workers. This is not true and nobody should reinforce it. These tariffs are a perfect example: there's no doubt the effect on workers is bad. Fewer jobs, lower pay, higher costs of living.

They told us they were going to do this, and he still got elected.

“Influencers” taking to social media to complain about service at fast food restaurants, why? You get what you pay for, babe. Those employees probably pay more in gas to commute to the job than they get paid. Read the room.

Lay's Wavy Cowboy BBQ Beans Chips (2015-2015): Part of Canada's "Do Us a Flavour" contest, meant to honor/evoke Canadian regional dishes, this wavy potato chip entry from Western Canada was meant to taste like smoky, sweet bbq baked beans cooked over a fire

The U.S. Department of Education pulled out of an agreement to give Kentucky school districts more time to spend COVID relief funds. Some districts say the sudden halt jeopardizes long-term projects.

Brought my girls to the Capitol to cheer on @booker.senate.gov making Americans’ voices heard on the Senate floor! Proud to serve our country with Senator Booker, and to share this moment in history with my kids.

Your April Fools' Day reminder that trickle-down economics is the greatest trick of all. It's nothing more than a cruel hoax designed to enrich corporations and the super-rich at your expense. Don't fall for it.

April 1, 1979: Philadelphia's Caldwell Jones dunks on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar of Los Angeles. 76ers 112, Lakers 111.

Most bills the Kentucky General passed into law this year will go into effect 90 days after the end of the session, but 27 of them have “emergency clauses” attached. That means they go into effect immediately.

Disruption is all they seem to understand—so that’s exactly what they’re getting. For 14 hours, @booker.senate.gov has been on the Senate floor, speaking truth within the rules. This cannot be business as usual when our democracy’s on the line. Thank you, senator.

This is a very important point. Breathlessly vague headlines and summaries of these executive orders created for the executive powers it does not have. This kind of press contributed to authoritarian regime change.

Reasonable to ask if we are now oppressing the Russian opposition at Putin’s behest. theins.press/en/news/280037

@jackbern.bsky.social TM season 10, episode 8 - are you of the mind that Johnny got robbed of the prize task points?

American families want solutions to their everyday worries. That means creating good jobs, helping keep the bills down and making health care more affordable. If leaders got back to focusing on right vs. wrong instead of right vs. left, we could get a lot done.

merit is back baby

Note to editors and producers: If an executive order demands action that is illegal or outside of the president’s authority, then you should not describe it as ordering something. You should say it seeks to achieve some outcome and then note it is illegal or beyond the power of the president.

The Midwestern dilemma: It's warm enough today and that it might be nice to run the air conditioner for a spell. That would test that it's working, you see, and also it's not going to cool off much tonight. But it's not even April yet and it may snow on Monday. This decision is pain.

Saw Andy and Charles Booker this morning at a ribbon cutting event, and wow, I did not anticipate reacting like a fan girl but I really did.

I do not think in the year 2025 that we should continue to accept a reality which sees women paid just $0.75 for every $1 men are paid for doing the same job. If we want to achieve economic justice in this country — that means equal pay for equal work.

March 25, 1995: Chicago's Michael Jordan hits the game-winner at the buzzer in Atlanta. Jordan scored 32 PTS (14-26 FG) in his fourth game back from retirement. Scottie Pippen added 23 PTS/10 REB for the Bulls in their 99-98 victory. The Hawks' Mookie Blaylock had 20 PTS/11 AST.

Right now, there’s an important race happening that will shape the Wisconsin Supreme Court for the next 10 years. Judge Susan Crawford is ready to protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of all Wisconsinites. Make a plan to vote early today — don’t wait until April 1st: wisdems.org/vote

Dynomite!

Our bourbon industry employs over 20,000 Kentuckians — families that now have to wait two more weeks to know if they will still have their jobs. Chaos is a feature, not a bug, of the Trump Administration. Kentuckians are paying the price. bit.ly/4bObwIu

we believe we are special and we simply are not

Listen to the OBGYNs; this doesn’t do enough to protect women. bit.ly/4iFxkbs

If the word "inclusion" makes your ass mad, I'm sorry for you. Go relearn that shit at your nearest Kindergarten, if it hasn't already been defunded and whatnot.

We just had one of the most eye-opening conversations with none other than Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear. Every single one of you should hear this because what we talked about goes far beyond Kentucky. It’s about what’s at stake for every working family in this country.

Kraft Taco Dressing (1984-circa 1987): A creamy salad dressing, made with sour cream, tomato, onion, and "mild" taco spices, made to complement taco salads

March 17, 1995: Scottie Pippen's baseline and-1 slam wins it for Chicago. Pippen finished with 27 PTS/11 REB/8 STL/6 AST for the Bulls in an 87-86 win over Milwaukee. Johnny Newman, Todd Day and Glenn Robinson each scored 16 PTS for the Bucks.